What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

20 May 2003 Rococco If you really want to kill yourself painlessly, then simply get convicted of a capital offense. Kill a cop or a judge or something. You'll get the death penalty and they will put you down painlessly. Oh, make sure you ask for a public defender and plead not guilty and never show any remorse. They really like that kind of stuff. Otherwise they might give you life without parole and that just plain sucks.

20 May 2003 Ainvar Dying is a bad thing to do when you are under 13
Morir es malo cuando tienes menos de 13

20 May 2003 the gay punk hey, oh my god i had the best weekend ever. sorry to make all of you jealous, but hey, what can i do?

i went to montreal. it was fun haah... didn't get to fuck anyone there but does anything of that matter? no. i wanna just go live there and stuff. the sun shines brighter. the people are friendly (except if you're english) and the bad part of the city isn't even that bad. and the motel we stayed in had cable!!!

oh what a good life! but too bad that weekend's gone and now i'm in the same school full of homophobes that i want to fucking blow up.

[p.s. facytoid: beating up a homo isn't considered a hate crime in canada]

19 May 2003 annick tu regardes l'enfant et tu lui dis je ne t'aime pas... il ira se suicider

19 May 2003 canfora you guys all are messed up y do u want to fuckin kill yourself . U guys are a bunch of low lifes. how bout this one here r some steps
1) stop talkin bout it u just want ppl to feel sorry for u
2) just shot yourself its an easy way out plus its quick
3) get the dads shotgun and aim for the brain there thats it! 3 choices its your choice

19 May 2003 joe miller inventer des ailes qui ne fonctionnent pas et leurs faire accroire qu'ils fonctionnent car nous savons tres bien que la publicité y parvient parfaitement

17 May 2003 Moby I've read entries here and I felt like crying. I guess I'm not alone in wanting to end myself. Being a poet, I wrote this poetm that even though will not alleviate your suffering, will help you know that many people share the same last battlestand with you and that you in death at least, are not alone..

Why do you rise on me each day?
God-foresaken sun?
When you know the road I'm on only leads to darkness.

Why do you embolden my hopes with your bright gossamer hues?
Mock my pessimism with your bosom's deep blue?
Only to have me reeling by sunset.

Why do you delay the inevitable?
Add trepid hours to a weary countenance?
Yearning to find comfort among those that found none.

Why do you sell me a failed elixir?
One concocted by self-righteous druids?
Only to decieve my eyes with false dawns...

Feel free to contact me to talk about anything you ever want too. Your friend in suicide...

15 May 2003 the gay punk thanks for the advice, just a girl.

i got high on weed today (i haven't been high for eight weeks, can you imagine that?). it is the stupidest form of narcotics of all time. if you're ever gonna do drugs, do ex or dope or cocaine or crystal for the only reason that you'll die if you take too much.

anyways i was outside smoking a cigarette when derek just gave me the worst look ever. i never had the look from a straight guy. but his look was straight though. prick. if you weren't cute i'll put my shoe up your ass to know how much it hurts.

life sucks so much ass. i mean early in the morning i thought, whoo-hoo i'm out of this suicide bullshit. but hey i still have the urge to slit my throat once i get home. oh well. but once i get home, knife on hand, i remember, i haven't dropped acid yet. and i have to do that first.

the only thing is i don't know anyone who sells it.

15 May 2003 katryne le silence

15 May 2003 Penny Basically i have cancer. I WILL die. I have no choice. You all have the opportunity to live, I know it's hard sometimes but you have to.

So next time you consider it, think of me. I'm going to die no matter what, in less than a year i should think. I will never have children, never see them grow.

You have the opportunity to do all that I can't and so much more. So grasp it with both hands and next time you feel like ending it all, think of people like me.

15 May 2003 just a girl oh and to 'the gay punk'... u think im funny? haha i think thats funny :P but good i guess.. i was just tryin to cheer up all the people who have lost hope.. in this diluated world.. like myself.. but i just tell it like it is.. tell my life like it is.. and my thoughts like they are.. even if they are a little absurd!!!
its all good.. u dont need to be funny.. just be yourself :)
for thats all i do.. for im..
just a girl....

15 May 2003 just a girl "My Utopia"
My nirvana.. my ecstasy.. my heaven on earth (more like hell).. which consists of the most simplest simplicities is what keeps me alive now.. since ive become this.. since ive become.. a non-entity.. lost inside my nothingness.. how can one describe this feeling? is there even a word to describe this numbness.. this disease that feeds off my insides.. slowly and excruciatingly eating away at my soul.. at my heart.. and at any feelings of love or hope that formerly existed deep inside me.. that is ripping every reminiscence of me piece by piece.. like parasites on a bit of left over trash.. this dead decaying mass is taking over.. and i soon will be left.. as just a fragment.. a fragment of a memory to some.. soon..
But until that day arrives.. i thought for today's lesson i would share with you.. "my utopia"
My list of things that consist in my utopia..
1) TV!!!!! go television.. as i always say "thank god for television!" where on earth would we be without televison? honestly.. what did that numbskull who created this world think we were going to do with all the bloody time we are given to waste? but luckily he created us smart enough to produce such a mechanism.. such a marvellous invention which successfully works as a diversion from the unfulfilling fruitless (GO BANANAS! WOO YEA!) reality we currently strive to live in.. how much of a miracle is it that we can feel better and escape our own misery by watching someone else's? a little ironic eh? but as good ol' avril says "waking up to another tv guide :)" (in a canadian accent that is.. avril ROX).. which brings me to my next simplicity:
2) MUSIC! oooooh yea.. i swear i could have an orgy over some music i hear.. music is my sweet blissfull release.. for listening to my neurotic thoughts as i doze off is barely a child's lullaby.. i would get no sleep if it wasnt for music.. however listening to some lyrics of music out today does make me wonder.. what horrendous pain and unspeakable (singable tho :P) experiences have these people gone through? for i can relate to a lot of the music i listen to!! ha!!! (no wonder i dont listen to no britney spears!) for all u out there.. somewhat like myself.. i recommend u listen to the melodies of 'Evanescence'- brilliant shit! or perhaps something a little softer.. more tranquil.. a little benny harper did no harm :)
3) Chocolate... it is proven that chocolate actually releases endorphins into the bloodstream.. and and wait for it... IT MAKES U HORNY! :P so they say.. and if u can get some.. (unlike me.. aw.. i miss my sex life.. tear..) why not indulge yourself and put u in da mood with a little sickly sweet taste... ;)
4) SEX!!! like i said.. if u can get some.. great exercise too.. i recommend in da shower.. it used to be my fav place ;)
Finally..
5) THIS DAMN WEBSITE!!!!!

Well thats enough from me tonight folks.. i hope u might consider to 'spoil' yourself to some of my 'luxuries' (maybe even add to my list?) to perhaps feel a little less empty.. even if it is only for a split second.. it still helps..

15 May 2003 just a girl Mouchette! i am shocked! what on earth is a girl like me doing in your 'favourites' list?? oh do tell.. after all i am.. Just a girl :P
(and where has that lucy cortina gal got to? i'm missing those stories i live for.. o dear...)

14 May 2003 the gay punk oh yeah i forgot to tell you... there's this thing in our school today that we can go outside coz it's sunny, and the love of my life was pitching baseballs. one time his speed was 96 miles an hour. how romantic, he's strong. i hope he doesn't hit me with anything (or he'll go to jail for doing a hate crime). i love him, fucking prick.

there's this guy named dj shadow and he is so cute and intelligent. i wanna have him. and his music is good too.

and another thing. i lost all my dignity today. i envisioned this perfect guy who looks like this biker from Oz with a big dick and then the guy who looked like him was a BUS DRIVER. i'm in love with a bus driver. shit!!!

14 May 2003 the gay punk oh god, just a girl is so funny... why am i not funny, i'm a fag, so i have to be funny, but i'm not, i'm just a stupid queen. but i have tits (sorry lucy)

oh my god canada sucks so much ass. here in canada, yes gay people are freer, but anyways have you heard about this girl Holly from Toronto. she is ten years old, kidnapped and found dead (oh i know all of you wish that was you eh?) poor fucking kid, but hey, she's probably gunna end up as a slut if she was still alive. good luck on your suicide attempts

p.s. i wanna be funny before i die, so tell me all your secrets.

14 May 2003 PC fuck the world
I don't care
Life just sucks
I'm in hell
I'ts time to go
so bye bye all
see you up there
in Heaven down the hall.

(I live in a massage parlour).

14 May 2003 Dirty Jew Take 20 pills of Coricidin CCC,Then an entire liter of vodka and make sure you're prepared with tons of fun things such as knives,explosives and guns. Now, get dropped off by a very busy road with few places to retreat to, such as houses or stores. If the substances don't polish you off, then the cars or weapondry will.

14 May 2003 emilie pills

14 May 2003 the gay punk to PC me:
you're a bitch.

first of all if you're gonna come out of the closet and you're gonna proclaim the love of your life and then swear to kill yourself. Please do not use the name Derek. please don't. You're getting me in trouble. we have the same.. oh god, these seven year old kids are hanging around behind me to the computer to the right. oh fuck these straight assholes. they should die, with their stupid pokemon.

anyways, DO NOT USE the name Derek. Please for the love of God (who coincidentally is someone I don't believe in). My crush has the same name. He will kill me if he sees this entry of yours. He will kill me. He hates me. I love him. He drives me crazy, blah blah... you know how it is. he will mistake you for me. and again, he will kill me.

second of all, since i'm sort of out here too. I have the experiences you have. i'm a fag. my dad hopes i die of aids. i'm unwanted. but sweetie, you'll live throgh that. you will. you'll find someone who'll complete you (maybe he'll look like the guy you're in love with now). life sucks. i'm 15 but i have probably been in more shit than your normal 21 year old. i'm still alive. so yeah... and you can get over him, you know.

oh shit, more straight people, must leave...

13 May 2003 david 1 pack of cigarettes, a glass of water, soak and drink

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
20 May 2003	Rococco	If you really want to kill yourself painlessly, then simply get convicted of a capital offense. Kill a cop or a judge or something. You'll get the death penalty and they will put you down painlessly. Oh, make sure you ask for a public defender and plead not guilty and never show any remorse. They really like that kind of stuff. Otherwise they might give you life without parole and that just plain sucks.
20 May 2003	Ainvar	Dying is a bad thing to do when you are under 13 Morir es malo cuando tienes menos de 13
20 May 2003	the gay punk	hey, oh my god i had the best weekend ever. sorry to make all of you jealous, but hey, what can i do? i went to montreal. it was fun haah... didn't get to fuck anyone there but does anything of that matter? no. i wanna just go live there and stuff. the sun shines brighter. the people are friendly (except if you're english) and the bad part of the city isn't even that bad. and the motel we stayed in had cable!!! oh what a good life! but too bad that weekend's gone and now i'm in the same school full of homophobes that i want to fucking blow up. [p.s. facytoid: beating up a homo isn't considered a hate crime in canada]
19 May 2003	annick	tu regardes l'enfant et tu lui dis je ne t'aime pas... il ira se suicider
19 May 2003	canfora	you guys all are messed up y do u want to fuckin kill yourself . U guys are a bunch of low lifes. how bout this one here r some steps 1) stop talkin bout it u just want ppl to feel sorry for u 2) just shot yourself its an easy way out plus its quick 3) get the dads shotgun and aim for the brain there thats it! 3 choices its your choice
19 May 2003	joe miller	inventer des ailes qui ne fonctionnent pas et leurs faire accroire qu'ils fonctionnent car nous savons tres bien que la publicité y parvient parfaitement
17 May 2003	Moby	I've read entries here and I felt like crying. I guess I'm not alone in wanting to end myself. Being a poet, I wrote this poetm that even though will not alleviate your suffering, will help you know that many people share the same last battlestand with you and that you in death at least, are not alone.. Why do you rise on me each day? God-foresaken sun? When you know the road I'm on only leads to darkness. Why do you embolden my hopes with your bright gossamer hues? Mock my pessimism with your bosom's deep blue? Only to have me reeling by sunset. Why do you delay the inevitable? Add trepid hours to a weary countenance? Yearning to find comfort among those that found none. Why do you sell me a failed elixir? One concocted by self-righteous druids? Only to decieve my eyes with false dawns... Feel free to contact me to talk about anything you ever want too. Your friend in suicide...
15 May 2003	the gay punk	thanks for the advice, just a girl. i got high on weed today (i haven't been high for eight weeks, can you imagine that?). it is the stupidest form of narcotics of all time. if you're ever gonna do drugs, do ex or dope or cocaine or crystal for the only reason that you'll die if you take too much. anyways i was outside smoking a cigarette when derek just gave me the worst look ever. i never had the look from a straight guy. but his look was straight though. prick. if you weren't cute i'll put my shoe up your ass to know how much it hurts. life sucks so much ass. i mean early in the morning i thought, whoo-hoo i'm out of this suicide bullshit. but hey i still have the urge to slit my throat once i get home. oh well. but once i get home, knife on hand, i remember, i haven't dropped acid yet. and i have to do that first. the only thing is i don't know anyone who sells it.
15 May 2003	katryne	le silence
15 May 2003	Penny	Basically i have cancer. I WILL die. I have no choice. You all have the opportunity to live, I know it's hard sometimes but you have to. So next time you consider it, think of me. I'm going to die no matter what, in less than a year i should think. I will never have children, never see them grow. You have the opportunity to do all that I can't and so much more. So grasp it with both hands and next time you feel like ending it all, think of people like me.
15 May 2003	just a girl	oh and to 'the gay punk'... u think im funny? haha i think thats funny :P but good i guess.. i was just tryin to cheer up all the people who have lost hope.. in this diluated world.. like myself.. but i just tell it like it is.. tell my life like it is.. and my thoughts like they are.. even if they are a little absurd!!! its all good.. u dont need to be funny.. just be yourself :) for thats all i do.. for im.. just a girl....
15 May 2003	just a girl	"My Utopia" My nirvana.. my ecstasy.. my heaven on earth (more like hell).. which consists of the most simplest simplicities is what keeps me alive now.. since ive become this.. since ive become.. a non-entity.. lost inside my nothingness.. how can one describe this feeling? is there even a word to describe this numbness.. this disease that feeds off my insides.. slowly and excruciatingly eating away at my soul.. at my heart.. and at any feelings of love or hope that formerly existed deep inside me.. that is ripping every reminiscence of me piece by piece.. like parasites on a bit of left over trash.. this dead decaying mass is taking over.. and i soon will be left.. as just a fragment.. a fragment of a memory to some.. soon.. But until that day arrives.. i thought for today's lesson i would share with you.. "my utopia" My list of things that consist in my utopia.. 1) TV!!!!! go television.. as i always say "thank god for television!" where on earth would we be without televison? honestly.. what did that numbskull who created this world think we were going to do with all the bloody time we are given to waste? but luckily he created us smart enough to produce such a mechanism.. such a marvellous invention which successfully works as a diversion from the unfulfilling fruitless (GO BANANAS! WOO YEA!) reality we currently strive to live in.. how much of a miracle is it that we can feel better and escape our own misery by watching someone else's? a little ironic eh? but as good ol' avril says "waking up to another tv guide :)" (in a canadian accent that is.. avril ROX).. which brings me to my next simplicity: 2) MUSIC! oooooh yea.. i swear i could have an orgy over some music i hear.. music is my sweet blissfull release.. for listening to my neurotic thoughts as i doze off is barely a child's lullaby.. i would get no sleep if it wasnt for music.. however listening to some lyrics of music out today does make me wonder.. what horrendous pain and unspeakable (singable tho :P) experiences have these people gone through? for i can relate to a lot of the music i listen to!! ha!!! (no wonder i dont listen to no britney spears!) for all u out there.. somewhat like myself.. i recommend u listen to the melodies of 'Evanescence'- brilliant shit! or perhaps something a little softer.. more tranquil.. a little benny harper did no harm :) 3) Chocolate... it is proven that chocolate actually releases endorphins into the bloodstream.. and and wait for it... IT MAKES U HORNY! :P so they say.. and if u can get some.. (unlike me.. aw.. i miss my sex life.. tear..) why not indulge yourself and put u in da mood with a little sickly sweet taste... ;) 4) SEX!!! like i said.. if u can get some.. great exercise too.. i recommend in da shower.. it used to be my fav place ;) Finally.. 5) THIS DAMN WEBSITE!!!!! Well thats enough from me tonight folks.. i hope u might consider to 'spoil' yourself to some of my 'luxuries' (maybe even add to my list?) to perhaps feel a little less empty.. even if it is only for a split second.. it still helps..
15 May 2003	just a girl	Mouchette! i am shocked! what on earth is a girl like me doing in your 'favourites' list?? oh do tell.. after all i am.. Just a girl :P (and where has that lucy cortina gal got to? i'm missing those stories i live for.. o dear...)
14 May 2003	the gay punk	oh yeah i forgot to tell you... there's this thing in our school today that we can go outside coz it's sunny, and the love of my life was pitching baseballs. one time his speed was 96 miles an hour. how romantic, he's strong. i hope he doesn't hit me with anything (or he'll go to jail for doing a hate crime). i love him, fucking prick. there's this guy named dj shadow and he is so cute and intelligent. i wanna have him. and his music is good too. and another thing. i lost all my dignity today. i envisioned this perfect guy who looks like this biker from Oz with a big dick and then the guy who looked like him was a BUS DRIVER. i'm in love with a bus driver. shit!!!
14 May 2003	the gay punk	oh god, just a girl is so funny... why am i not funny, i'm a fag, so i have to be funny, but i'm not, i'm just a stupid queen. but i have tits (sorry lucy) oh my god canada sucks so much ass. here in canada, yes gay people are freer, but anyways have you heard about this girl Holly from Toronto. she is ten years old, kidnapped and found dead (oh i know all of you wish that was you eh?) poor fucking kid, but hey, she's probably gunna end up as a slut if she was still alive. good luck on your suicide attempts p.s. i wanna be funny before i die, so tell me all your secrets.
14 May 2003	PC	fuck the world I don't care Life just sucks I'm in hell I'ts time to go so bye bye all see you up there in Heaven down the hall. (I live in a massage parlour).
14 May 2003	Dirty Jew	Take 20 pills of Coricidin CCC,Then an entire liter of vodka and make sure you're prepared with tons of fun things such as knives,explosives and guns. Now, get dropped off by a very busy road with few places to retreat to, such as houses or stores. If the substances don't polish you off, then the cars or weapondry will.
14 May 2003	emilie	pills
14 May 2003	the gay punk	to PC me: you're a bitch. first of all if you're gonna come out of the closet and you're gonna proclaim the love of your life and then swear to kill yourself. Please do not use the name Derek. please don't. You're getting me in trouble. we have the same.. oh god, these seven year old kids are hanging around behind me to the computer to the right. oh fuck these straight assholes. they should die, with their stupid pokemon. anyways, DO NOT USE the name Derek. Please for the love of God (who coincidentally is someone I don't believe in). My crush has the same name. He will kill me if he sees this entry of yours. He will kill me. He hates me. I love him. He drives me crazy, blah blah... you know how it is. he will mistake you for me. and again, he will kill me. second of all, since i'm sort of out here too. I have the experiences you have. i'm a fag. my dad hopes i die of aids. i'm unwanted. but sweetie, you'll live throgh that. you will. you'll find someone who'll complete you (maybe he'll look like the guy you're in love with now). life sucks. i'm 15 but i have probably been in more shit than your normal 21 year old. i'm still alive. so yeah... and you can get over him, you know. oh shit, more straight people, must leave...
13 May 2003	david	1 pack of cigarettes, a glass of water, soak and drink