Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
31 May 2003 Lucy Cortina If only you could die laughing. If only that way of suicide worked.
I have just seen an old lady in one of those old-lady-buggies die a horrible death.
She was whizzing along the pavement in her buggy, when it got out of control. It got faster and faster until the wheels caught on the pavement and it flew into the air, did a summersault over the hedge, and the old lady landed in a field on her back and died.
All the people from the local church were rushing to her rescue, crying, and praying.

I just walked on and started laughing and wheezing once I had got around the corner.
31 May 2003 sablo i don't know about being 13, but i do know about being 30... what a long messed up life its been.. if you feel at the age of 13 things are bad.. i wish i could be 13 again.. i was raised by a alcoholic mom, enough said there.. 20 years of torture.. find my way into a jail cell just to be released for 10 more years of madness, thought military would help, now i'm a deserter of my country in a place i know nothing about and can not survive, i want out of this body and off this rock, they'll kill me for sure unless i beat them to it.. first time i tried my knife wasn't sharp enought i hate this world and everyone in it.. if i find a way off this rock i'm coming back to it just to blow it to hell, i say you and be band together and find a way off this rock life can be better somewhere else if we make the rules
30 May 2003 Shelynn i think the best way to kill urself if u r under 13 is by slicing ur wrists or shooting urself, u could always drug urself too
30 May 2003 ben Here's the way: look at a picture of your 'classmates' and try vomiting really hard, then draw a rainbow with a purple pencil, then ... there you go pulling that trigger.
29 May 2003 naomi mikamura ...just a girl... u do realize i didnt mean what i said when i called u and lucy names for what seemed like no complete reason... right? i mean... u know im fucked in the head right...? maybe more than u think... anyway i wanted to tell u... YOUR MY HERO! ill find out which building u jumped off of so i can "follow in my masters footsteps...". hey... maybe ill see u and lucy in heaven sometime... and we can watch abraham lincon burn in hell in our spare time... :) anyway... sorry about that... see ya again sometime...
28 May 2003 just a girl my last post

im sorry.. but my stupid stories arent going to be here anymore
im sorry to everyone i have hurt..
im sorry about everything i have said..
im so so sorry for being me...
im so sorry to the people i love..
im so sorry for being so messed up..
im so sorry for doing this..
i had no other choice..
i dont know wat else to do..
im so so sorry..
im so sorry
im so sorry

i finally get to be one with my bridge. but i fear it is not high enough.. if u hear of a young 16 year old girl who fell from a high rise building in the city tomorrow night. you will know who it was. thank you all for making my last moments easier.
but i cant and i wont do this anymore.
im so sorry

im so sorry
im so sorry
28 May 2003 just a girl last post to naomi mikamura!

i will no longer waste my time replying to someone who refers to me as a fuckholer...

there is no point coming here and abusing lucy and i... we are on the same train track... remember...

oh & whats an addhole? :P

& will baby.... i must say i agree... damn therapy to hell i say!
28 May 2003 just a girl "the bold and the oh-so beautiful"

Although my sick days off from skool usually consist of my head being stuck half way down the toilet puking my stomach lining up.. while trying to get over my hangover of prozac and vodka from the previous nights madness (and they all wonder why im so loathsome and obnoxious when the sun goes down.. does the word 'psychosis' mean anything to you people?).. i realised my sick days could offer me so much more..

One morning shortly after i had finished my 'breakfast' (a sweet mixture of vodka, gin, bourbon and a touch of schnapps.. which i like to call 'hells cocktail').. on a sick day i had taken sometime this week (more puking is no doubt soon to follow).. i thought to myself.. and i wondered.. what i could do to make the time pass by.. although mummy's drawer of intensely brutal sharp coloured objects and the bathroom’s cabinet of anonymous friends kept in tiny bottles with Hollywood titles such as "keep out of reach of children" (luckily im not a child anymore) were looking impressively pleasurable.. i turned to once again my god.. the television..

Approaching my realisation that it was indeed mid-week and only those shows intended for knocked-up teenage gal’ hillbillies (consistently named 'ally-may') from microscopic towns with mismatched names such as Wisconsin and Alabama, who naively thought it was a good-idea-at-the-time thing to jump into the back of some redneck horny yobbo’s truck.. (also consistently named 'jake' or 'billy-bob') to shag and make the unborn-baby-that-never-stops-crying-no-matter-how-much-u-feed-it, that would inturn shape and commence the rest of their miserable lives in a caravan park watching shows on a t.v they can’t afford such as Jerry-Springer with ‘billy-bob’ on one tit and the baby-that-never-stops-crying-no-matter-how-much-u-feed-it on the other... (all the while they haven’t hit their 16th birthday yet)

Luckily… I have hit my 16th birthday (so that stereotypical scenario will never be possible).. and luckily I wasn’t born into this world with a name such as ‘ally-may’ (otherwise then I would really have a reason to kill myself! or just my parents for giving me such a horridly shameful name).. anyhow back to the point of this pointless anecdote, I flicked on my television to find something other than the likes of Jerry-Springer.. it was in fact.. The Bold and The Beautiful.. (commonly known as the bold and the oh-so beautiful) .. and it took only moments for me to apprehend that this inferior, shabby poor-excuse for a t.v show actually personified the useless pathetic life I live.. (without the multi six-layer makeup effect of course)... as I heard the words... “but ridge (what kind of a name is ridge anyway?) I LOVE YOU!”... says the blonde bimbo with the boobs oh-so-too-big for her body... “but u just slept with your daughter's husband!!!!”... says ‘ridge’ (doesn’t this guy know the 90’s hairstyle of a mullet is so outdated?)

Now I know I do not currently have a 90’s mullet hairstyle and did not.. I repeat.. did not.. have an affair with my daughter’s husband.. or my brother.. or my cousin.. or my father.. or anyone else for that matter! that these predominately sex-obsessed people did.. but I do know that the same problems I have in my life now.. will be there.. months.. and months.. later.. (for any bet I can turn on my t.v and tune into a bold and the oh-so beautiful episode six months later and still be able to follow on)...

As I come back into reality.. I think a thought and come up with a theory.. one that almost makes me want to head to that drawer or bathroom cabinet (plus I can feel hell’s cocktail rising ever so slowly in my stomach).. that we are all stuck in lives we can’t change and can’t stop... and can’t help being who we are...
Now of course we don’t wear multi-layer faces plastered with slimy swamp-thick makeup.. and haven’t had 101 facelifts and boobie-jobs (besides lucy) in one lifetime.. (nor do we fuck our fathers) but perhaps it should be said that possibly we are all just living out our own ‘the bold and the oh-so beautiful’ episodes everyday of our lives… and there is no escape... (suicide still rising to the top of my things-to-do list)

But remember peeps we are all much better actors than the ones being paid.... :)
28 May 2003 Kelly the best way to kill urself is to not!! Don't do it u have to much to live for believe me the people that make u want to kill urself are going to be working for u!!!
28 May 2003 will therapy, therapy, therapy...... it doesn't bloody work. especially when the therapist gives up on you, and they tell you that THEY need a break from you. and those that come here criticizing and judging others, shouldn't come here anyway. umm, back to the old loft........
26 May 2003 cEcE run away & then tell one of you enemies to kill you OR just slice your wrist
26 May 2003 Taina People should stop judging others. Just because u think it's stupid doesn't mean it's stupid to others. Some people just weren't meant to live. if they wanna commit suicide let them. I would just OD on a bunch of pills, quick, simple and no pain.
25 May 2003 naomi mikamura (a.k.a. sakura mikamura) dear "just a girl" and "lucy",

u poor fucking addholes... i hate u and i hate everyone! fuck me! i hate myself! i hate this fucked up world!!! anyway... i wanna commit suicide cuz..... welll..... when i was born my dad died of something, and my frustrated mom who couldn't hold things together abandoned me and my brother masami. after that i got drafted into the military in kyoto, japan... now im a bodyguard... i can't tell u who but the motto here is "u protect the host with your life, or we will kill u instead"... to someone who wants to kill themselves, this is like "heaven"...but where i am... it's serious HELL!!! u get raped and ruthlessly beaten up daily... and u can't let anyone who tries to help you out, will get killed... then they'll kill u too! that's why i'm not telling anyone where i am... i don't want anymore people getting killed... besides... u probably dont believe me anyway... no one ever does... that's why im still here... cuz no one cares... so i really wouldn't be surprised if u didn't care... i don't know where my brother is... anyway... that's why i hate this fucked up world... cuz here in kyoto... doing this kinda stuff... ISN'T AGAINST THE LAW!!!!!! so the next time u think your life is hell... think of me...

at the tip of the most deadly assault weapons imaginable,
naomi mikamura
25 May 2003 FaKu_SuN when I answered the first time this kind of question I really didn't know what to say. But now if someone ask I would say that the way doesn't matter. The fact is that... there's not a fact.
Suicide is a thing that you don't think and if you really wanna do it you simply don't ask this you just do it in the right moment in any condition.
bye
...write if you want...
25 May 2003 naomi mikamura (a.k.a. sakura mikamura) dear "just a girl"...

you're right... i am crazy... but i'm not stupid! by the way i went to the hospital a few days ago... for my 8th suicide attempt... damn calcium! why can't i die?! am i invincible or something?! i mean, geez! i've tried everything! injections, falling, stabbing, more falling... but i'm not dead!!! what the fuck is up with that?! my pets keep leaking my attempts to my well-meaning and yet unbelievablly annoying brother masami and he busts in to save my life! fuck his life savingness!!!!! anyway i went to the hospital for shooting myself... i almost went to jail... i still hate u u fucking fuckholer...
25 May 2003 shannon on may 10th i posted an answer that disturbed a lot of people because i got a whole bunch of e-mails from people telling me not to do it, they told me hey you have to think about all the people you are going to hurt. which is such bullshit. i actually tried that night to kill myself but i didn't take enough sleeping pills. needless to say it didn't work. all im saying is that life sucks but im too chicken to kill myself. that sux!!!
25 May 2003 will snow perhaps the pope can't be screwed, but his blessed darling priests love screwing boys.
24 May 2003 just a girl 'dear' (u not being so friendly!!!) naomi mikamura...

your pets sound like a handfull.. i have a lion king :) he is beauitful and i love him dearly.. he said to say.. "meow"
any daily suggestions on the topic at hand u would like to share or offer to me? just counting the days that pass me by....

oh and whats that u say.. u hate me? (dont let yourself become another 'skank' i must count.. im running out of fingers!!! or did.. along time ago!!!)
and all this counting is making my pretty little blonde head ache.. off to have a bath..

a suicide too maybe :)
24 May 2003 SUNSHINE in front of all ur friends or in front of the person who annoys or bothers u the most...... take a knife... but first start talking and try to convince that it''s all their fault for u doing this.... and then when u see that he/she is convinced then take the knife and stab it right on ur chest/by the heart in front of that person.....
24 May 2003 naomi mikamura dear "just a girl"

i have LOTS of pets!!!!!!!!!! i have a crab called Krabbi, a parrot named Lancalot, 2 goldfish, a bat named Opeium, a jellyfish named Jellibelli, a pufferfish Gopper and 5 kittens!!!!!!!! Trust me, taking care of so many pets is a D-R-A-G!!! the second i come home my kittens jump all over me!!! and Krabbi has a reputation for getting into trouble!!! they're a terrible burden trust me!!!!!!! anyway i hate u so there...

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