What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

28 Nov 2003 brandon wait till you're 21, have had sex, driven a car and graduated, and realize you're gonna be a fuckin loser that no one really cares for. and since you're all grown up and see the world through hell gogles and realize you're so scared shitless of life that nothing can save you, all your friends are junkies or just plain mean an your ex doesn't care anymore an hasn't for a while and things can never be the way they were ever, knowing tomorrow you're just gonna wake up and feel the same and have for a few years and that the damn panic attacks have just gotten so bad you can barely be out in public without drinkin at least 3-5 drinks and after you realize there's no angel that's gonna come down and save you no matter how much you want it to, you're fucked and at the end of your rope... drive your shitty car to the country, maybe your dead grandma's house where you were raised, get really drunk take a shitload of them sleepin pills you have for insomnia put a hose in your exhaust pipe, leave your window cracked till you can't stay awake anymore then roll it up and pass out thinking of only the happy things you miss and once had, imagining when you're dead you'll get to live them again

28 Nov 2003 Aliyah I think that there is no way that exists that is the best way to kill yourself. There is more to life than dying. we were put on this earth to help each other and to achieve something but most of all to live the life that we hope for. To be honest I am suicidal but i've decided to stop after getting help from my family, friends, and elders. i had a problem for so long involving my boyfriend and my mother. To me i felt that my mother was abusing me, every day when we had arguments i'd get a bruise and it really hurts. on the other hand my boyfriend and i were having tough times which built my mind to commit suicide but then i thought of seeking help and by that way i found out that there is more to life than death..

27 Nov 2003 Becky Show The pain is such a sudden rush for me when i slit my wrists and watch them bleed.
take some pills with vodka and choke up the pain inside.
Jump from a building, it's easy to die.
tie a rope around your neck secure it to the school roof jump when everyone's looking die with style.
wanting to die makes you see the truth,
that the world is shit and no one gives the fuck about you.

27 Nov 2003 will get to 41 like me and feel depressed

27 Nov 2003 Jenny This would take some planning and preparation, but besides that the only thing you'd be needing is a bridge over some kind of deep water.

The younger you are, the less planning is needed. And you shouldn't try this method until you're old enough to have gotten rid of those reflexes babies are born with to make sure they don't breathe while under water. At least not if you would like to succeed.

For starters; make sure no one ever teaches you how to swim. This might be hard, considering that most parents have this idea of keeping their children alive even when they're not able to watch over them. If they still pursue that you should learn how to swim, you can always let them believe (falsely or truly) that you are recklessly afraid of water. They might bring you to a shrink or something to work on that, if you are convincing enough. But if you are convinced enough that shouldn't be a problem for you.

With these preparations, all you have to do that day when life's not worth living anymore, is find the bridge, and jump off it. The broader the water is, the better. Make sure not to hit the water too close to the bank, since there is a slight chance that you might end up on the bank before you drown. Aim for the middle.

You also might want to make sure that there's not much people around. People, generally, have some kind of eagerness to save people's lives. Very rarely they bother with saving someone's death, though. Especially if this someone wants to die.

27 Nov 2003 nikkilea hello everyone, none of you realise what i feel like when i read your comments. yeah your life might be upside down but don't you want to grow up get married and have kids? i do feel your pain (honestly) you can make your life work! the best way to die is to let it happen in its own time. love u lot nikki xx

27 Nov 2003 Jonathan First off I would like to say that this is a very helpful and direct question. Instead of the ohh-soo popular, "What is the best way to kill yourself?" one. There are so many ways to off yourself, but under the age of 13, hrmm lemme think a second.

I can't really say which is the "best", but here are a few:

Walk out into oncoming traffic "Preferably the interstate or any other highspeed road"

Look up some highly toxic common household chemicals and take a few shots

Take A LOT of your parents' valium, saw into your wrists with a kitchen knife, and then plunge your hands in hot water "increases circulation (you die faster )"

If you are only 13 hanging may be a nice choice.. Your body is not yet matured fully and therefore your neck may snap easier. Though since you are 13 you may not weigh enough, so... Get a chair and tie a noose to a pretty high, well structured brace. Tie some pretty hefty weights to your legs and attempt to pull yourself up the rope and/or brace. The higher you are the faster you'll die. And just let yourself drop and hope your neck snaps ( or not if you enjoy pain )

27 Nov 2003 Suicidal piece of shit! First of all i would like to say that my advice is for humour purposes only and i take no responsibility for someone ending their life from this!
Secondly i would like to say that the last paragraph is 100% true!
Well i wouldn't recommend a child to commit suicide as they have got a lot more shit to go through first. But if someone under 13 wanted to commit suicide then i would have to suggest taking a mixture of pills and (get an adult to buy) loads of alcohol. Once you are really pissed, sniff loads of aerosols. When you get really high and pissed out of your brain, i would then suggest hanging yourself.
Oh and make sure that no one knows that you are going to do it because they'll only try to stop you!
I have thought about suicide a lot and on the 25th December of this year I am actually going to succeed!
God bless you all!

26 Nov 2003 Bryan Sanor I think this is a great site, have for years. Listen we all need an outlet for the taboo. If you are anti-suicide then leave this site alone, it is a sanctum where we can laugh at our ridiculous circumstances we call life.

25 Nov 2003 MauvaisSouhait It's yet another one of those days when you wake up and barely remember falling asleep. You half stumble your way through the house just to get to the bathroom, make yourself up to go out and face the world. Then by the time you get home you're yet again so tired that you decide to sleep, but you can't sleep because you have too much work to do. Then you decide to take a walk, relax and so you go outside and walk and walk and by the time you realize that you walked away from the comforting path you were on, it's too late. It's dark and cold and you're lost and don't know how to get home. It's one of those days where you wish you could forget everything, where you wish that you could take a walk and stray from your everyday path. Everyone in this world (or so it seems) is too comfortable walking their everyday path. but why?? Why would you want to have everything the same and never change?? Are you really that scared of change? Everything changes in one way or another. It's a beautiful thing. Just think about when a caterpiller changes into a butterfly. How would that ever happen if nothing changed? One of our problems is that we don't take chances, we don't change. Why? I'd rather take a path unknown than always be the same. I don't just want to be another sheep in the herd being led by one main person.. being a follower. Why would you?

24 Nov 2003 Brian Play with traffic, blindfolded.

24 Nov 2003 skiss666 Va voir ta mère!!!!

24 Nov 2003 ye olde buttfuck get a gun call the cops when the cops come point the gun at their cop faces.

23 Nov 2003 xoe Tell your dad/ male guardian you're pregnant or you got someone pregnant

23 Nov 2003 Rey AAAAAAAAAAA. when i thought things wouldn't get eny worse some dude on the bus was sitting all the way in the back and i was sitting in the front. there was hardly anyone there. he came and sat by me and started rubbing his leg against mine. and i think he got hard it was soooo nasty i got out and ran home.

23 Nov 2003 nadja drunken debauchery...

laughing hysterically till it is impossible to breathe.

rocks in the pockets and then for a swim.

drayno.

poisonous candy.

22 Nov 2003 MauvaisSouhait2Harry You're right, Chris is an amazing writer. He puts all of his thoughts and feelings into what he says. But he shouldn't have to cut anything from the way he writes. When he writes about suicide he's writing his emotions, his thoughts and i'm sorry but i enjoy reading things such as this rather than magazine articles that talk all about sex tips and "how to get the right guy". He writes real, he writes how real life is. That is something no one should take away or stop doing. Chris, please go on writing exactly what u feel and think, i love reading ur comments.

22 Nov 2003 Juan Manuel Yatiz Drowning yourself in your bathtub or in the pool, it's not messy, no one will ever doubt you're dead, of course; and best of all your parents will ever wonder if was an accident...!

22 Nov 2003 Lindsey Find daddys gun and "accidently" shoot yourself.

22 Nov 2003 Dana okay well i wanna die fuckin BAD! but most of the time i try and i never succeed. but its like when im mad cuttin is the best way! it releaves all my stress and the pain feels great!

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
28 Nov 2003	brandon	wait till you're 21, have had sex, driven a car and graduated, and realize you're gonna be a fuckin loser that no one really cares for. and since you're all grown up and see the world through hell gogles and realize you're so scared shitless of life that nothing can save you, all your friends are junkies or just plain mean an your ex doesn't care anymore an hasn't for a while and things can never be the way they were ever, knowing tomorrow you're just gonna wake up and feel the same and have for a few years and that the damn panic attacks have just gotten so bad you can barely be out in public without drinkin at least 3-5 drinks and after you realize there's no angel that's gonna come down and save you no matter how much you want it to, you're fucked and at the end of your rope... drive your shitty car to the country, maybe your dead grandma's house where you were raised, get really drunk take a shitload of them sleepin pills you have for insomnia put a hose in your exhaust pipe, leave your window cracked till you can't stay awake anymore then roll it up and pass out thinking of only the happy things you miss and once had, imagining when you're dead you'll get to live them again
28 Nov 2003	Aliyah	I think that there is no way that exists that is the best way to kill yourself. There is more to life than dying. we were put on this earth to help each other and to achieve something but most of all to live the life that we hope for. To be honest I am suicidal but i've decided to stop after getting help from my family, friends, and elders. i had a problem for so long involving my boyfriend and my mother. To me i felt that my mother was abusing me, every day when we had arguments i'd get a bruise and it really hurts. on the other hand my boyfriend and i were having tough times which built my mind to commit suicide but then i thought of seeking help and by that way i found out that there is more to life than death..
27 Nov 2003	Becky Show	The pain is such a sudden rush for me when i slit my wrists and watch them bleed. take some pills with vodka and choke up the pain inside. Jump from a building, it's easy to die. tie a rope around your neck secure it to the school roof jump when everyone's looking die with style. wanting to die makes you see the truth, that the world is shit and no one gives the fuck about you.
27 Nov 2003	will	get to 41 like me and feel depressed
27 Nov 2003	Jenny	This would take some planning and preparation, but besides that the only thing you'd be needing is a bridge over some kind of deep water. The younger you are, the less planning is needed. And you shouldn't try this method until you're old enough to have gotten rid of those reflexes babies are born with to make sure they don't breathe while under water. At least not if you would like to succeed. For starters; make sure no one ever teaches you how to swim. This might be hard, considering that most parents have this idea of keeping their children alive even when they're not able to watch over them. If they still pursue that you should learn how to swim, you can always let them believe (falsely or truly) that you are recklessly afraid of water. They might bring you to a shrink or something to work on that, if you are convincing enough. But if you are convinced enough that shouldn't be a problem for you. With these preparations, all you have to do that day when life's not worth living anymore, is find the bridge, and jump off it. The broader the water is, the better. Make sure not to hit the water too close to the bank, since there is a slight chance that you might end up on the bank before you drown. Aim for the middle. You also might want to make sure that there's not much people around. People, generally, have some kind of eagerness to save people's lives. Very rarely they bother with saving someone's death, though. Especially if this someone wants to die.
27 Nov 2003	nikkilea	hello everyone, none of you realise what i feel like when i read your comments. yeah your life might be upside down but don't you want to grow up get married and have kids? i do feel your pain (honestly) you can make your life work! the best way to die is to let it happen in its own time. love u lot nikki xx
27 Nov 2003	Jonathan	First off I would like to say that this is a very helpful and direct question. Instead of the ohh-soo popular, "What is the best way to kill yourself?" one. There are so many ways to off yourself, but under the age of 13, hrmm lemme think a second. I can't really say which is the "best", but here are a few: Walk out into oncoming traffic "Preferably the interstate or any other highspeed road" Look up some highly toxic common household chemicals and take a few shots Take A LOT of your parents' valium, saw into your wrists with a kitchen knife, and then plunge your hands in hot water "increases circulation (you die faster )" If you are only 13 hanging may be a nice choice.. Your body is not yet matured fully and therefore your neck may snap easier. Though since you are 13 you may not weigh enough, so... Get a chair and tie a noose to a pretty high, well structured brace. Tie some pretty hefty weights to your legs and attempt to pull yourself up the rope and/or brace. The higher you are the faster you'll die. And just let yourself drop and hope your neck snaps ( or not if you enjoy pain )
27 Nov 2003	Suicidal piece of shit!	First of all i would like to say that my advice is for humour purposes only and i take no responsibility for someone ending their life from this! Secondly i would like to say that the last paragraph is 100% true! Well i wouldn't recommend a child to commit suicide as they have got a lot more shit to go through first. But if someone under 13 wanted to commit suicide then i would have to suggest taking a mixture of pills and (get an adult to buy) loads of alcohol. Once you are really pissed, sniff loads of aerosols. When you get really high and pissed out of your brain, i would then suggest hanging yourself. Oh and make sure that no one knows that you are going to do it because they'll only try to stop you! I have thought about suicide a lot and on the 25th December of this year I am actually going to succeed! God bless you all!
26 Nov 2003	Bryan Sanor	I think this is a great site, have for years. Listen we all need an outlet for the taboo. If you are anti-suicide then leave this site alone, it is a sanctum where we can laugh at our ridiculous circumstances we call life.
25 Nov 2003	MauvaisSouhait	It's yet another one of those days when you wake up and barely remember falling asleep. You half stumble your way through the house just to get to the bathroom, make yourself up to go out and face the world. Then by the time you get home you're yet again so tired that you decide to sleep, but you can't sleep because you have too much work to do. Then you decide to take a walk, relax and so you go outside and walk and walk and by the time you realize that you walked away from the comforting path you were on, it's too late. It's dark and cold and you're lost and don't know how to get home. It's one of those days where you wish you could forget everything, where you wish that you could take a walk and stray from your everyday path. Everyone in this world (or so it seems) is too comfortable walking their everyday path. but why?? Why would you want to have everything the same and never change?? Are you really that scared of change? Everything changes in one way or another. It's a beautiful thing. Just think about when a caterpiller changes into a butterfly. How would that ever happen if nothing changed? One of our problems is that we don't take chances, we don't change. Why? I'd rather take a path unknown than always be the same. I don't just want to be another sheep in the herd being led by one main person.. being a follower. Why would you?
24 Nov 2003	Brian	Play with traffic, blindfolded.
24 Nov 2003	skiss666	Va voir ta mère!!!!
24 Nov 2003	ye olde buttfuck	get a gun call the cops when the cops come point the gun at their cop faces.
23 Nov 2003	xoe	Tell your dad/ male guardian you're pregnant or you got someone pregnant
23 Nov 2003	Rey	AAAAAAAAAAA. when i thought things wouldn't get eny worse some dude on the bus was sitting all the way in the back and i was sitting in the front. there was hardly anyone there. he came and sat by me and started rubbing his leg against mine. and i think he got hard it was soooo nasty i got out and ran home.
23 Nov 2003	nadja	drunken debauchery... laughing hysterically till it is impossible to breathe. rocks in the pockets and then for a swim. drayno. poisonous candy.
22 Nov 2003	MauvaisSouhait2Harry	You're right, Chris is an amazing writer. He puts all of his thoughts and feelings into what he says. But he shouldn't have to cut anything from the way he writes. When he writes about suicide he's writing his emotions, his thoughts and i'm sorry but i enjoy reading things such as this rather than magazine articles that talk all about sex tips and "how to get the right guy". He writes real, he writes how real life is. That is something no one should take away or stop doing. Chris, please go on writing exactly what u feel and think, i love reading ur comments.
22 Nov 2003	Juan Manuel Yatiz	Drowning yourself in your bathtub or in the pool, it's not messy, no one will ever doubt you're dead, of course; and best of all your parents will ever wonder if was an accident...!
22 Nov 2003	Lindsey	Find daddys gun and "accidently" shoot yourself.
22 Nov 2003	Dana	okay well i wanna die fuckin BAD! but most of the time i try and i never succeed. but its like when im mad cuttin is the best way! it releaves all my stress and the pain feels great!