What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

30 Sep 2008 Alpha Shouldn't kill yourself when under 13. There are lots of avenues out. However, if you are already 23, and nothing good has happened yet, go ahead boil the potatoes. Remember, if you have someone or something that you can rely on and who/what relies on you, there might be still hope. Otherwise go ahead and to scuttle the ship.

This is how you go about it:
1. Make sure you want to die, and not just attract attention.
2. Do not go around announcing your intentions. If you are doing that, its a cry for help and you don't want to die.
3. Make sure you are 23, not 13.

Methods:
1. If American, buy a gun. Deliver a special message to your head, better than your heart. Heart can be risky, you might miss and survive. Shoot through the mouth upwards.
2. Hang yourself. Find a sturdy beam or ceiling fixture. Buy a thick strong rope (cheaper than buying a gun). Make sure you can't get down once suspended or not near any furniture. Wear diapers.
3. (My chosen one!) Poison yourself. Cyanides (potassium cyanide and sodium cyanide) are the best poisons, but very difficult to get. You can try strong insecticides (worked for me mum), but they taste horrible and you need to drink a lot. Prescription drugs sometimes work, but you need a lot. You need more than 4gms of acetaminophen (~30-40 tylenol pills) if you want to try over the counter medication. Except cyanides and other strong compounds, poisons can be flushed out of your system if you are found. Poison yourself severely and make sure you aren't found overnight.
4. Jump off a very very high building. Make sure you are willing to have a closed casket funeral.
5. Lay down on railway tracks and make the headlines for the local newspapers.
6. Be innovative! Maybe you'll be remembered for your new suicide method.
My preferred method is poisoning, and I am just counting the day to my personal D-day.

In summary:
1. Wait till you are 23+. 13 is too young to be sure.
2. Do not tell anyone or talk about it. Otherwise you want to live and are looking for an excuse.
3. Choose whatever is handy and suits your needs/lifestyle. Does not matter as long as you end up dead.

Good luck!

29 Sep 2008 Satellite Do any of you even know what real pain is?

Anyway... if you're under 13, I think playing in the street is still a good bet.

28 Sep 2008 Kuborion I still remember the Demon Days...
When all fell apart...
Why do I feel so much nostalgy?

26 Sep 2008 a flamboint artic bastard Kuborion, you mother fucker you are no celebrity.
However, your salery will be paid via food stamps and toe-nail clipping, I will send them to you via postal service.

TA TA FOR NOW

26 Sep 2008 dakota Hey everybody you know what i just got out of. The hospital i had 8 surgeries and i was hit by a car. Now it is not going to be on the internet or on the news because i would not allow it. I now have a broken arm and broken legs. The best part is i have 5 years til i go into the military.MWHAHAHAHAHA

25 Sep 2008 Dakota most of us dont realize how lucky we are to be a leader. You are all leaders. I am still hurting myself for instance falling from ladders, Jumping off my back porch. All this to prove i am strong enuff to show others getting hurt is our fault in every think none of this is what it should be, but it is and i support all of the people. If you need to talk i am here.

25 Sep 2008 Kuborion So am I an internet celebrity now, or what?
Neat, what's the salary?

24 Sep 2008 katie haahah lmao i was 9 when this thingy started, yea i just google'd "what is the best way to kill yourself" and this is hilarious i love it, kinda reminded me of the 90's .. it was eird to read what people had written then ... anyways i think the best way to kill yourself is to realize we're all in a coma and we're all going to wake up someday and realize non of this was real

24 Sep 2008 ???? When Your Under 13 I Mean If Your Going Through Hard Ships Or ANYTHING You Are Your own Person. Dont Kill Yourself. God Gave You Your Body to Live It Out. How The Hell Are You Gonna Misjudge God.
I Go Through The Same Shit. But I Read All These Drastic Things People Post On This Website. Yall Are Horrible. Bad Things Happen When You Kill Your Self. Your Family, Friends, Siblings Anyone You Have Come In Contact With Will Go Through Depression. You Take YOur life, Your Taking The Lives of others. You Will die When God Needs You. He Has One Favor to You. Live. He Died For YOU. Im Emo And I Just Cut My Wrists In every Direction Possible.

23 Sep 2008 prolong your death with alcoholism

23 Sep 2008 Tyler i rate take a whole shit load of your moms pain killers, and a loads of alcohol....
works for me.. :)

22 Sep 2008 Dakota The best way to kill yourself is like chopping a fish in two. I have tried many times. I fell in love with this girl who is always there when i need to talk. We both have tried to commit suicide. See every thing about her says yes.But i figured instead it is easier to way and go into the military and pray to go to the Iraqy war. See my dream is to come back to my middle school and tell her goodbye. Mostly because she is a my age but she got held back so i will be able to say my goodbyes her. I will always love how she is always telling me not to hurt myself bcuze then i would be hurting her.Everybody take an easy do one bone at a time, or the best thing to do is get a quad bike and go super fast and turn and u will flip and mostly be injured so much where u might not even live. In the next year i will be buying my next quad bike and maybe a dirtbike.

20 Sep 2008 suicide2008 Jody,
Your my idol and thank you.
Please write me ASAP!!!
thank you,
suicide2008

20 Sep 2008 suicide2008 At this time I think of you
Your eyes so bright
Your heart so true
I never got through to you
Your prick ways messed with my head
I'm at the end of this rope
Must go tighten it on my throat
Death is near and death has come

19 Sep 2008 Spooky Penguin pffft.

I still write here, what a joke. I'm a joke. We're all jokes. Anyways I'm no here to pester you with ridiculous ideology or stupid sentences that you can't relate to. No, no, I'm here to call upon another of your worthless twats. In-fact I've read the posts of Kuborion and all of the relevant and witty things he has to say to you lot of readers.
God if there's any hope for meaning you'll find it in the things that he writes.(or she, not sure sorry.)

Your fucking brilliant Kuborion, please continue being brilliant and writing short things I can read then run outside and think about over a cigarette.

Yours truly,

Spooky Mother Fucking Penguin

19 Sep 2008 This is a website that has profound things to say about life and God that you might appreciate: www.AnotherInterviewWithGod.com

19 Sep 2008 Troy Troy says

hey guys
mouchette why are you taking
so long to update the page,i've done
like 3 other posts and they all have
Educational information in them like this one related to the topic

are you running sin clair 2k?

gah windows is so gay,it feels like im typing with a
Ojiui board,someone hack windows and change the start
theme to korn so microsoft commits suicide already.

-.-

ok Mouchette

who do you think would win?

Mr. Hyde or the hulk?

gucess what i pick locks with?

Mouchette

my cia issue lock pick,my credit card
thats right,my credit card and my foot
on the door.

LOL

gucess what i did today?

guys,i get about 15 spam email messages a day
if you never check it,you should have about
800 spam messages by now if your with windows
hotmail,the spam messages are Usually about
something really annoying,either legal european
vigra or used sex dolls,i got an email that made
it thru the spam fitler.

Personal Dietician
No more cravings - just compliments. A plan that truly works.

wtf google thinks im a fat chick now?

sorry ladies who are err,lets say my cawk isn't big enough for
you.

lol

ok guys what i was doing is whoever spamed my email address i would
send them a email with the title hammer time,and when they opened
it they would see that i just sent them the lyrics to-
MC hammer-U Can't Touch This

i've sent about 10 in the last week,im sure a few of those spammers
are saying WTF ITS MC HAMMER,i just got owned.

Mc hammer-U Can't Touch This
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcNUx0-XEfw&feature=related

who ever wants to listen to it.

watch the famliy guy version of it.
lmao

peter time
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k42MGjTp26M&feature=related

*suicide suggestion*

a classic way to die would be to leave the hair dryer pluged in
and drop it in the bath tub while your in it,with the tub with
water in it.

you would die knowing you did it like they did it in the
movies.

i can't think of a more Dignified way to go.

Lethal injection is not the way to go
they make you wear Diapers,cos ppl who
die that way crap there pants.

thank miss b for that,she told me
i had no idea,i was gonna do that cos
my parents plan to kick me out in a week
either that or sign up for an organ donors
card and comatose,but its ok for now,a meeting
about Rental assistance was canceled and changed
so i have another week.

xD

the person that was gonna pick me up,had to visit her
husband in hospital,im glad that happened,they were
Patronizing and using me,and yet they still expect me
work for there drool on your self and fart smell company.

Troy says

ciao

18 Sep 2008 Easier Said Than Done No-One Ever Finds Life Worth Living; They Have To Make It Worth Living

18 Sep 2008 Please kill me now I'm pretty sure there is nothing wrong with me. Just something very very wrong with this fucked up world. I'm not sick and i'm not mental the only sick is i'm fucking SICK OF ALL THE SHIT. I have a right to feel this way. Anyone does. And without being judged or sent away to a mental place or drugged up. Aren't people allowed to feel? But just because others see it as a bad thing the tell us its wrong and that needs to be fixed. Why can't we just die if we want. I'm not afraid of death and i ask for it every day. I am a coward. But in the way that i'm too cowardly to end my life myself. I'm not selfish. Fuck all the people who say i am. People wanting me to carry on living in this pain are the selfish ones. Because who would wish that of anyone? To live a life of pain? If you ask me that sounds rather more selfish to me. I'm not trying to hurt anyone but i just can't be bothered anymore. I can't wait to die and just wish this life would hurry up and take me. I'm pretty sure everyone will get over it and forget about me. At least i can say i tried. But it didn't work.
Well fingers crossed my time comes soon...

17 Sep 2008 Kuborion Hmmm... I wonder whad death feels like.
Please, guys, if any of you actually kills him/herself, come and tell me.
Pretty please.

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
30 Sep 2008	Alpha	Shouldn't kill yourself when under 13. There are lots of avenues out. However, if you are already 23, and nothing good has happened yet, go ahead boil the potatoes. Remember, if you have someone or something that you can rely on and who/what relies on you, there might be still hope. Otherwise go ahead and to scuttle the ship. This is how you go about it: 1. Make sure you want to die, and not just attract attention. 2. Do not go around announcing your intentions. If you are doing that, its a cry for help and you don't want to die. 3. Make sure you are 23, not 13. Methods: 1. If American, buy a gun. Deliver a special message to your head, better than your heart. Heart can be risky, you might miss and survive. Shoot through the mouth upwards. 2. Hang yourself. Find a sturdy beam or ceiling fixture. Buy a thick strong rope (cheaper than buying a gun). Make sure you can't get down once suspended or not near any furniture. Wear diapers. 3. (My chosen one!) Poison yourself. Cyanides (potassium cyanide and sodium cyanide) are the best poisons, but very difficult to get. You can try strong insecticides (worked for me mum), but they taste horrible and you need to drink a lot. Prescription drugs sometimes work, but you need a lot. You need more than 4gms of acetaminophen (~30-40 tylenol pills) if you want to try over the counter medication. Except cyanides and other strong compounds, poisons can be flushed out of your system if you are found. Poison yourself severely and make sure you aren't found overnight. 4. Jump off a very very high building. Make sure you are willing to have a closed casket funeral. 5. Lay down on railway tracks and make the headlines for the local newspapers. 6. Be innovative! Maybe you'll be remembered for your new suicide method. My preferred method is poisoning, and I am just counting the day to my personal D-day. In summary: 1. Wait till you are 23+. 13 is too young to be sure. 2. Do not tell anyone or talk about it. Otherwise you want to live and are looking for an excuse. 3. Choose whatever is handy and suits your needs/lifestyle. Does not matter as long as you end up dead. Good luck!
29 Sep 2008	Satellite	Do any of you even know what real pain is? Anyway... if you're under 13, I think playing in the street is still a good bet.
28 Sep 2008	Kuborion	I still remember the Demon Days... When all fell apart... Why do I feel so much nostalgy?
26 Sep 2008	a flamboint artic bastard	Kuborion, you mother fucker you are no celebrity. However, your salery will be paid via food stamps and toe-nail clipping, I will send them to you via postal service. TA TA FOR NOW
26 Sep 2008	dakota	Hey everybody you know what i just got out of. The hospital i had 8 surgeries and i was hit by a car. Now it is not going to be on the internet or on the news because i would not allow it. I now have a broken arm and broken legs. The best part is i have 5 years til i go into the military.MWHAHAHAHAHA
25 Sep 2008	Dakota	most of us dont realize how lucky we are to be a leader. You are all leaders. I am still hurting myself for instance falling from ladders, Jumping off my back porch. All this to prove i am strong enuff to show others getting hurt is our fault in every think none of this is what it should be, but it is and i support all of the people. If you need to talk i am here.
25 Sep 2008	Kuborion	So am I an internet celebrity now, or what? Neat, what's the salary?
24 Sep 2008	katie	haahah lmao i was 9 when this thingy started, yea i just google'd "what is the best way to kill yourself" and this is hilarious i love it, kinda reminded me of the 90's .. it was eird to read what people had written then ... anyways i think the best way to kill yourself is to realize we're all in a coma and we're all going to wake up someday and realize non of this was real
24 Sep 2008	????	When Your Under 13 I Mean If Your Going Through Hard Ships Or ANYTHING You Are Your own Person. Dont Kill Yourself. God Gave You Your Body to Live It Out. How The Hell Are You Gonna Misjudge God. I Go Through The Same Shit. But I Read All These Drastic Things People Post On This Website. Yall Are Horrible. Bad Things Happen When You Kill Your Self. Your Family, Friends, Siblings Anyone You Have Come In Contact With Will Go Through Depression. You Take YOur life, Your Taking The Lives of others. You Will die When God Needs You. He Has One Favor to You. Live. He Died For YOU. Im Emo And I Just Cut My Wrists In every Direction Possible.
23 Sep 2008		prolong your death with alcoholism
23 Sep 2008	Tyler	i rate take a whole shit load of your moms pain killers, and a loads of alcohol.... works for me.. :)
22 Sep 2008	Dakota	The best way to kill yourself is like chopping a fish in two. I have tried many times. I fell in love with this girl who is always there when i need to talk. We both have tried to commit suicide. See every thing about her says yes.But i figured instead it is easier to way and go into the military and pray to go to the Iraqy war. See my dream is to come back to my middle school and tell her goodbye. Mostly because she is a my age but she got held back so i will be able to say my goodbyes her. I will always love how she is always telling me not to hurt myself bcuze then i would be hurting her.Everybody take an easy do one bone at a time, or the best thing to do is get a quad bike and go super fast and turn and u will flip and mostly be injured so much where u might not even live. In the next year i will be buying my next quad bike and maybe a dirtbike.
20 Sep 2008	suicide2008	Jody, Your my idol and thank you. Please write me ASAP!!! thank you, suicide2008
20 Sep 2008	suicide2008	At this time I think of you Your eyes so bright Your heart so true I never got through to you Your prick ways messed with my head I'm at the end of this rope Must go tighten it on my throat Death is near and death has come
19 Sep 2008	Spooky Penguin	pffft. I still write here, what a joke. I'm a joke. We're all jokes. Anyways I'm no here to pester you with ridiculous ideology or stupid sentences that you can't relate to. No, no, I'm here to call upon another of your worthless twats. In-fact I've read the posts of Kuborion and all of the relevant and witty things he has to say to you lot of readers. God if there's any hope for meaning you'll find it in the things that he writes.(or she, not sure sorry.) Your fucking brilliant Kuborion, please continue being brilliant and writing short things I can read then run outside and think about over a cigarette. Yours truly, Spooky Mother Fucking Penguin
19 Sep 2008		This is a website that has profound things to say about life and God that you might appreciate: www.AnotherInterviewWithGod.com
19 Sep 2008	Troy	Troy says hey guys mouchette why are you taking so long to update the page,i've done like 3 other posts and they all have Educational information in them like this one related to the topic are you running sin clair 2k? gah windows is so gay,it feels like im typing with a Ojiui board,someone hack windows and change the start theme to korn so microsoft commits suicide already. -.- ok Mouchette who do you think would win? Mr. Hyde or the hulk? gucess what i pick locks with? Mouchette my cia issue lock pick,my credit card thats right,my credit card and my foot on the door. LOL gucess what i did today? guys,i get about 15 spam email messages a day if you never check it,you should have about 800 spam messages by now if your with windows hotmail,the spam messages are Usually about something really annoying,either legal european vigra or used sex dolls,i got an email that made it thru the spam fitler. Personal Dietician No more cravings - just compliments. A plan that truly works. wtf google thinks im a fat chick now? sorry ladies who are err,lets say my cawk isn't big enough for you. lol ok guys what i was doing is whoever spamed my email address i would send them a email with the title hammer time,and when they opened it they would see that i just sent them the lyrics to- MC hammer-U Can't Touch This i've sent about 10 in the last week,im sure a few of those spammers are saying WTF ITS MC HAMMER,i just got owned. Mc hammer-U Can't Touch This http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcNUx0-XEfw&feature=related who ever wants to listen to it. watch the famliy guy version of it. lmao peter time http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k42MGjTp26M&feature=related suicide suggestion a classic way to die would be to leave the hair dryer pluged in and drop it in the bath tub while your in it,with the tub with water in it. you would die knowing you did it like they did it in the movies. i can't think of a more Dignified way to go. Lethal injection is not the way to go they make you wear Diapers,cos ppl who die that way crap there pants. thank miss b for that,she told me i had no idea,i was gonna do that cos my parents plan to kick me out in a week either that or sign up for an organ donors card and comatose,but its ok for now,a meeting about Rental assistance was canceled and changed so i have another week. xD the person that was gonna pick me up,had to visit her husband in hospital,im glad that happened,they were Patronizing and using me,and yet they still expect me work for there drool on your self and fart smell company. Troy says ciao
18 Sep 2008	Easier Said Than Done	No-One Ever Finds Life Worth Living; They Have To Make It Worth Living
18 Sep 2008	Please kill me now	I'm pretty sure there is nothing wrong with me. Just something very very wrong with this fucked up world. I'm not sick and i'm not mental the only sick is i'm fucking SICK OF ALL THE SHIT. I have a right to feel this way. Anyone does. And without being judged or sent away to a mental place or drugged up. Aren't people allowed to feel? But just because others see it as a bad thing the tell us its wrong and that needs to be fixed. Why can't we just die if we want. I'm not afraid of death and i ask for it every day. I am a coward. But in the way that i'm too cowardly to end my life myself. I'm not selfish. Fuck all the people who say i am. People wanting me to carry on living in this pain are the selfish ones. Because who would wish that of anyone? To live a life of pain? If you ask me that sounds rather more selfish to me. I'm not trying to hurt anyone but i just can't be bothered anymore. I can't wait to die and just wish this life would hurry up and take me. I'm pretty sure everyone will get over it and forget about me. At least i can say i tried. But it didn't work. Well fingers crossed my time comes soon...
17 Sep 2008	Kuborion	Hmmm... I wonder whad death feels like. Please, guys, if any of you actually kills him/herself, come and tell me. Pretty please.