|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|25 Jan 2001||Yandoon||If you're black: Go anywhere in the southeastern United States (Alabama, Mississippi, South Carolina, etc.) and burn a confederate flag in public. It would be better to burn the flag at a city or state capital because more hateful rednecks would notice and they would kill you in a blind rage.|
|25 Jan 2001||davvil||If you hear in the news that a bomb got inside a public building. Go and volunteer yourself as fast as possible, and try to stop the bomb from blowing up. If you cut the right wires, you will be a famous teenager. And if you cut the wrong ones, god heard your wish.|
|25 Jan 2001||Yandoon||The two slowest, most agonizing deaths you could suffer would be to 1. Have sex and get HIV/AIDS (For many years you become weaker and sicker until you start bleeding and coughing up your lungs) and 2. Smoke for about 40 or 50 years and die of emphysema.|
|25 Jan 2001||Yandoon||Go to a junk yard late at night with a friend. Find a crane with an electromagnet on it. Hotwire the crane and have your friend lower the magnet down onto an old, rusty car. Have them turn on the magnet and raise the crane with the car attached about 20 feet into the air. Go stand under the car and tell your friend to turn off the magnet.|
|25 Jan 2001||Yandoon||If you are a guy: Start jacking off. When your dick is really hard, cut it off with a knife. Since you'd be horny, all the blood would leak from the place you used to have a cock. Then you would have phantom pains and that would probably make you want to take a knife to your throat. If you don't slit your throat, put your dick in your throat and choke on it.
If you are a girl: Take a knife and cut off your nipples and your clit. Then take a gun, put it in your pussy while you're laying down, and pull the trigger. The bullet would probably hit a lot of major organs and kill you.
|25 Jan 2001||Yandoon||A girl I knew actually killed herself this way:
About a week ago, a 13 or 14 year old girl in 9th grade killed herself. She was pregnant and did not want her parents to know (first of all because she didn't have nice, understanding parents and also because she had been pregnant before). She took a knife (I dont know what kind) and cut her abdomen open in an attempt to remove the fetus. Of course, not being a medical student, she cut very incorrectly and sliced into her stomach. She couldn't take the pain at this point because she was not anesthestised (however you spell it) so she got her dad's gun and shot herself in the head.
|24 Jan 2001||Yandoon||Sleep in a cage with a wolf overnight.|
|24 Jan 2001||Yandoon||Buy all of the explosives that you can. Then walk up to the top level of a high-rise building. Tie all of the explosives to your body. Throw one or two little explosive things off of the building first so that a crowd can gather in interest and also you can show them that you mean business. After the crowd has gathered, you light the fuses of your explosives and pull out a chainsaw. Before you jump off of the building, start to cut off all of your limbs. Once that is done, jump off the building. *BOOM*! You killed yourself and about 40 onlookers! Good job!|
|24 Jan 2001||Tonia Hall||what is the best way to kill yourself when you are 26 yrs old?|
|24 Jan 2001||becca||This is for Girls: Go fuck the hottest guy in school, then ask him to get u drugs..... from his really hot friends and overdose. OK mother fuckers??|
|24 Jan 2001||fang||I think the best way to kill yourself is to do it wrong... that way you can try something else and get so bored with it that you die of that, or not? will you write about your experiance and bore others to death? will you invent new ways? Or will you start going to soccergames and start killing others? If you do it right, there is a lot out there to inspire you to do it again but different.|
|23 Jan 2001||James||First, I'd nail my eyelids to the ceiling while standing on a chair. Then, i'd have my friend hit a baby piglet with a baseball bat, really hard so it squeals, but that's besides the point, i'd then knock the chair out from under me and listen to my eyelids rip and than i'd fall to the groud, landing on the poor baby piglet who was mutilated from the Louisville Slugger... :D|
|22 Jan 2001||Yoka||get a brick and tie it to you're foot then jump off a dock some where|
|22 Jan 2001||Yoka||go into a frige and close the door|
|22 Jan 2001||Yoka||take a pair of scissors put it into water then stick the pair of scissors into an electrical out put|
|22 Jan 2001||Yoka||cover ourself in gasoline then light a match......|
|22 Jan 2001||Stillkickin||1. Tell you parents your going to your friend's house.
2. Put the suicide note in the mail.
3. When your parents are not looking lock yourself in your room.
4. Cut little niks in your skin smearing the blood on the walls. or better yet, write real fucked up messages.
5. Take a bottle of asprin, followed by 6 hits of XTC, 4 Drops of acid, chaced with a mixtured of windex and chlorox.
6. Body found when strange smell comes out from under the doorway, or parents receive letter!!!
|22 Jan 2001||darius||run in front of a car|
|21 Jan 2001||Amy||When you find out, tell me. Or you can slit your wrists in a downward position. Do it in a bathtub for maxmum effect of warmth.|
|21 Jan 2001||Isabel||When your family is not at the residence, prepare to die. You do not want them to die also. Go to buildabomb.com and learn how it is done. Set the bomb close to you and detonate it. You and the whole house shall come to pieces. Not only did you murder yourself, you also provided large entertainment for your family and neighbors. They need some drama in their lives and they often are too cowardly to create it themselves. Way to go!
Some folk have taken this question too seriously. Mike, perhaps? Suicide is comedy to folk who have contemplated suicide and gotten over it.