|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|28 Feb 2002||Je me demande qui est l'ordure qui a publié ce site. Je préviens la GRC immédiatement. Gaëtan Roussy, psychologue|
|27 Feb 2002||nacker||Have you ever tried 'Orgasmic Coffee drinking'?
You take these special biscuits which are filled with chocolate cream, and drink the coffee by sucking it through the biscuit, then you eat the biscuit. It's supposed to be orgasmic...
Penguins will do, or if you're Australian try Tam Tams......
|27 Feb 2002||Tami||I remember when i was 9. My parents got divorced and dad moved out. Dad and i were best friends. We did everything together. It wasn't long after that, that i started to feel very unhappy. I have felt unhappy since then. I have come to terms with dad leaving, but now he has left for good. He died July25, 01. Dad was the person i always talked to about anything. Even if "my way" was wrong, he never told me i couldn't do anything. The rest of my family just never listen and to top that my mom is a bitch. Anyway, when i was nine, i thought if i jumped in front of a car, that would do it. Well, i'm 30 now and that car still drives by every day. Funny how it became to look like a gun. I still think about killing myself everyday. Honestly, i don't think it will ever go away. I've been admitted to several hospitals and all they do is give you an anti-depressant and tell you to call them in a week. There is no magic pill to make these thoughts go away. I talk to my pychologist once a week, but it seems to me that we never solve anything. I'm starting to wonder if there is anything to solve. Something stupid keeps me alive everyday. Even if it's just a tv show. Some of you may be laughing, and i understand, but to me you must realize that this is not a joke. Now that my dad is gone forever, it will only be a matter of time.|
|27 Feb 2002||John Borone||Mouche, who ever you are (I doubt a 13 year old can make such complex graphic designs - its inconceivable). However, I'm am a psychologist with a masters degree going for a doctorate and I really can't "fully" (100%) diagnose you from this vantage point, just to let you know. You obviously learned (as we psychologists call this, and it is a big word: "cognitive psychological processes") that you find that suicide is a good thing - and your message board fuels your ego. You're turning into a narcissist (a person who is infatuated with themselves - look it up at a search engine for a medical definition). However, I cannot tell how deep this is, if it's curable, etc. Now, if anyone here would like to talk to a psychologist (I will be licensed in a year, but I can legally work as a psychologist in the US - and I'm being honest). To tell you the truth, the longer this website lasts, and the more attention you get, the more overconfident you will become - and you will overestimate yourself. However, it is you who will ultimately decide your fate, and I must accept your independance no matter what you decide to do. If anyone would like to talk, e-mail me at firstname.lastname@example.org (even though its really not my account, a good friend is letting me use it).|
|26 Feb 2002||Lucy Cortina||"Superman"
Today the phone rang, and my sister answered it.
"Heggo? Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes, listen"
I could hear her singing her version of 'Dancing Queen' and there was a banging noise as well - she would be doing the accompanying dance. God help the poor sod on the other end of the phone.
"Dancing bean... dancing bean... feel the touch of my tangerine...ine..."
It was so loud even Mutti was forced to shut her up. The phone was for me - it was Robbie, my new Sex God boyfriend. I shot downstairs, checking in the mirror at my hair, wanting to put on some make up. OH GOD!!! Am I mad? Sex God doesn't have X ray vision and can't see down the telephone line!
|26 Feb 2002||latatia||a nutella overdose looking at britney's tour and dreaming about prince William|
|26 Feb 2002||spacefux||Take handfull of pills from your grand mothers house. lock yourself up in the basement shortly after you take them|
|25 Feb 2002||Dr Harold Shipman||Tell your parents you are pregnant, when they ask who did it, say your father and then jump in the middle when your mother goes for your father with a knife and get stabbed. Try to manouver yourself into a position where the knife will go into your heart. Hope this helps.|
|25 Feb 2002||852||Find a purpose... then dedicate all your energy into that purpose|
|25 Feb 2002||poopmaster jinkinz||Call a big black woman a nigger THEN call her mother a bitch... in South East Washington DC. Then close your eyes.|
|25 Feb 2002||sharkytrs||With a trouser snake|
|25 Feb 2002||Yashiro||The best way to kill yourself when you're under 13 is to eat something delicious and toxic. Why don't you try to put a poisoned chocolate chip cookie on your suicide kit?|
|25 Feb 2002||Julie||I had a friend that i was close to, we did everything together. we were like sisters. we changed together, we went through the prep, fucked up and that is were we stayed. we often cut our wrist, od on tionl, and did all the fucking drugs we could get our hands on (for being only 12 & 13). I stopped because i had been sent away for a wile. when i came back she was almost dead. she had cut-up most of her body from head to toe, i had to convince her she was doing something wrong. Now WE are going thrugh the freak stage but when people look at us they see all of our scars on our arms, legs, and during the summer on our stomachs. we lived through it and now we are happy that we are still alive.|
|24 Feb 2002||Lucy C||PS - Stop it Mouchy... you've got a mind like a sewer!!|
|24 Feb 2002||Lucy Cortina||A large pair of... ******, Mouch. Or in other words my nunga nungas. If you're comparing me to my aunt Fanny, then I guess I would be beautiful. You can see her nunga nungas when she takes her shoes off! I think I may recommend that she goes for some reductions.|
|23 Feb 2002||classified||I would like to talk to someone about this... all my friends do not want me to kill myself but i can't find a reason why not to. My e-mail is email@example.com and my sn for aim is doglovrlizzi|
|23 Feb 2002||Isaac||Hey,
www.exasko.net, the best suicide site out there. Made by suicidal people. Go there, and understand the real suicide.
|23 Feb 2002||LaDonna||To anybody of any age that thinks of suicide: I went through many years of actually planning it and almost carrying through. I have gotten past that but it the thoughts of suicide, death, and dying cross my mind often. I suffer from depression and anxiety. These thoughts still happen though take medication. I have times of joy and inbetween as well. I am labelled a bipolar or manic depressive to some. I believe we can't ever get rid of the bad completely. I am learning to live with the flow. Music is a great help as well as are other people. Feel free to write to me if you want to exchange thoughts. You will get no preaching from me about whether or not to do anything. Everyone must make their own choices in life. I choose to keep living. To me, it is the best choice. I care about me. It did take a long time for me to care when no one else did. Peace.|
|23 Feb 2002||To Lucy Cortina||A large pair of what? Tits?
Is that what makes you beautiful?
And happy too!!?!?!!?!!?!!!
Is that the answer?
(I should've known...)
|23 Feb 2002||Lucy Cortina||Mouchette darling, do not despair - I'm still here and I've got a large pair.
(I've always been krap at poetry). Anyways, I will get back to business as soon as my UHM (Ugly home membership) has expired.