|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|14 Sep 2004||The best way to kill yourself involves a fork, two teaspoons of salt, a blow up rubber sex doll, two tickets to Hong Kong and a large floppy black rubber cock.
However, as you are under thirteen, I can't tell you how to do it, as you are obviously too young. Have fun experimenting and trying to work it out!!!!!
|14 Sep 2004||Scott||Dont think death is the end, there will be no angels to comfort you, there will be no heaven for you, nor will there be hell, your spirit will be trapped on earth feeling the same until the day you were meant to die by nature, then you will be released if you choose to the next part of life.
There is no end. But i cannot tell you for sure if you will feel the same after death.
I know this sounds crazy but its the truth..
But if you want to kill yourself do it, it wont change a thing though.
As for the kid who wants to make a suicide kit- it will never work, what parents are gonna buy there kids suicide kits?? Its will put bad ideas in there heads.
|13 Sep 2004||marie||well i really dunno i never tryed to kill myself when i was 13 my life was all good from up to the age of 14 maybe 14 1/2.i've tryed to kill myself twice slitting my wrists and that didn't work because i slit it really deep but i neverd got my vains it was in between them so the second time i was blacked out and i got picked up by the cops 4 being way to hammered so they brung me to the police station put me in the drunk tank.and when i was in thurr i tryed to hang myself but the gards ran into my cell and stoped me then the next day when i can to from being blacked out they let me outta the drunk tank but then they brung me to the fricken hospatil to go to the mentail place and i had to stay thurr 4 1 week my mom wanted me to stay in thurr longer but i wanted to get out so i got out and.still today i wanna kill my self but i threw away all my knifes and stuff like that.because when i used to try to kill myself the 1st thing i would grab is my knife and i would slit my writs but now all i have is a bunch of fucken up scares.but i'm gonna kill myself i'm just waiting for the time to come when i get really mad i'm gonna go but a bottle of 151 and go kill my self i dunno how i'm gonna do it but when the time comes i'll know..|
|13 Sep 2004||gva1116||Let me tell you my story!
I´ve always been an outsider, I don´t belong anywhere. When I was little, everybody teased me. Everyday was pure hell for me. This continued all the wey to the seventh grade. I met some friends wich a really got along with. We had the blast together!
My parents separated when i was nine, and ever since that day, I hate them! I hate them both! Not because they separated, but because they can´t understand me! Noone does...
Me and my sister fights every day and I don´t know how long it´s been since i´ve got my monthly money!
Then, I found out that I´m bisexual. I told a guy that was gay, he told a friend of his and my best friend found out about it, they live 30 miles from eachother. To this day, I still don´t know how he met the guy. Anyway, he found out about it. So, of course, he told HIS friend. They promised me that they weren´t gona tell a soul, so they left me emptyhanded, completely without friends just because I´m bisexual. When school started, I thought it was going pretty well. They left me alone and i was glad for that. But then, the rumors was spreading: "Is he gay? Oh, man! I knew it!"
Now, the whole school knows about it and I have no friends. My family knows about it, but they accept it. I can´t stand a day without having suicide thoughts in my head.
I´ve been wanting to do it ever since the 4th grade, but i´m afraid of the pain... /From a lonely teenager
|13 Sep 2004||scar||to all of u, honestly, my experience is not as bad as u guys have but u can't really compare pain. to be honest with ur guys, i hate the saying "death is not the solution." although i do believe death is one of the solution, there are always hopes. the only reason i m still here right now is because i still have hopes in the future. there are something i need to accomplish b4 i decided to killed myself. i wanted to raise a little girls who inherit my beliefs. the question is wat kind of person are u. dont u want to live something behind after u left. dont u want u belief, or even grude to live after u die. do u belief in karma (if u dont know this term, do a search on google). i think after u die, u will live on as a ghost wondering around with those feeling u cant relieve. and i think those problem will be carry on for urnext life. ppl are depended on one another. for me, i have no power to change the ppl around me but to many of u, u do. u consciousness are too integarated with ur emotion. if u feel upset, u want to die without a second thought. u should try to think about the things u want to accomplish. think about one thing dat u want to do b4 u die. i wanted to raise a little girls to have happniess. cause i m a protector. like parent want their childs to live a happy life. who identify with their child. giving all the good stuff to them. as for u kids, u are too young to consider death. the keys are not to be too drastic. even when everyone turn their back on u, u can make ur own fate.|
|13 Sep 2004||naet||hmmmmmmthe best way to kill yourself would definetly be to just get all fucked up on some oxycotton and go sky diving with a knife went he shoot deploys cut yourself free.....i gurentee you dont survive
..this is wat i plan on doin if i live past 25
|13 Sep 2004||Tim||I'm 17, i have tried to kill myself. Life is fucking horrible. I just get blown everyday and hope it gets better. I am depressed as hell though. I hope every night i wont wake up in the mornin.|
|13 Sep 2004||Deadlypudding||You know something I just realized? Why the fuck are people posting about their own damn run-ins with suicide and suicidal thoughts if this page is just for the sick pleasure of somebody in Europe who has a hard-on for suicide. Why am I even posting here? You know you are right I am stupid, stupid for posting on this piece-of-shit Mouchette's site. Well I will leave with this final post and if you want to be stupid like I was then you can feel free to keep posting about how much Mouchette sucks or about how much you wanna die or even be some sick fuck that likes to cuss at people who wanna commit suicide. Me, well if I post again it'll be on-topic about What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under thirteen? So let me do that real quick.
The best way to do it under thirteen is to drink that stuff under the sink that your parents tell you not to drink.
|13 Sep 2004||Deadlypudding||Well Flamer perhaps I was wrong about your intelligence on the issue of suicide however you are right about me making my last post purposefully funny although there have been cases of people actually cutting themselves and using blood for lube. Now I've read some of your past posts and they make good points but from that last post you made I'm guessing you must be one of those retarded idiot-savantes right? I mean when I said everyone has thought of suicide I didn't mean directly suicidal but depressed enough to think the world would be better off without them there. Obviously if you are retarded as I have assumed you must either think that everyday or are just too dumb to know what depressed or suicide is. Now let's say you are a of-right-minded individual, meaning you are not emotionally or intellectually disoriented, then you have just shown everyone that don't have enough research on the topic to be in discussion about it so I think we all would be happy if you left the discussion up to people who are trying to help, people offering help, people replying jokingly, and those who have had someone in their life commit suicide. Listen man you just don't understand what people go through. These guys on here who want to kill themselves really want to do it most of the time. Makin fun of them and the people trying to help them isn't exactly something that makes them feel better.
What would you do if you actually knew someone on here personally, although you didn't know they posted here, and one day because of your negative comments they do go over the edge and ket's say they leave a letter that says they posted here for help and all they got was some guy all makin fun of them and telling them mean things. You'd feel like a complete shithead then wouldn't you? Maybe even want to kill your self huh? Well maybe you should think about that next time.
|12 Sep 2004||ashlee||overdosing on sleping pills or prescription pills, add some liquor to those, and if u can get a gun thats great! !|
|11 Sep 2004||Phil||Ooh Felicia, you know imitating Mouchette used to carry a heavy punishment...
Bollocks if they have found Lucy's body (or boobies), don't let that stupid president guy fill you full of gobshit about me. If they had found her breasts they would have inflated like one of those inflatable beds and consumed the world. Once they expand there's no stopping them... I should know. They need to be contained at all costs!
Revive Lucy? Bollocks. I searched for her for months and she was nowehere to be found.
No no, it's a hoax. Don't believe any of it.
|11 Sep 2004||Smap||Well the first thing is don't kill yourself, but i nearly did and for real not with this silly kit, i slit my wrist but it missed my vains, noone even noticed.
Don't do it because it hurts like hell, i was in the bathroom for 3 days sitting on the floor, sooner or later i went out and ran to my best friends house, noone knew where i was.
Don't do it...
If you need help add me-
|11 Sep 2004||WiErDo||this is my fav sight, people dieng have fun! ^_^, swallow razerblades,overdose,sufficate, if your going to slash your wrists then go somewhere where its like deserted and slash em there where nobody can find you ^_^|
|11 Sep 2004||Mouchette Tech Support||The laughing section that you witnessed was indeed operated under a midi program run by a sick hairless monkey.
A group of aardvarks got together and formed a protest. In the midst, a pig was trampled on by a herd of noisy buffalo, as a spectator recorded the squealing sounds. It was later recorded backwards to form a laughing effect.
|10 Sep 2004||donna||drink fluid cleaner And have lots of sex|
|10 Sep 2004||Will Snow||Hi SAD, dont do anything silly. I left my wife after 22 years marriage. Life was hell really. All the put downs etc. I just used to put up with it. But I was going through a difficult time myself last year and decided I had to tell the truth about my sexuality. Yep, I told my wife that I was really gay. I kept it quiet from about age 11. Well, I thought my parents would go mad. So I tried to hide it in getting married. Im not saying my marriage was all bad, but I just found it too difficult with being told to shut up or 'who wants your opinion'. It got me very very suicidal and I have tried it. Anyway, I have moved away to be with 2 friends who I love to bits. Theyre absolutely the best. So you see, life can be great after a marriage. Hang in there (excuse the pun). Things will be alright.|
|09 Sep 2004||KEE KEE||JESUS DIED ON THE CROSS FOR YOUR SINS. PLEASE BELIEVE THIS. HE WILL ANSWER ALL YOUR PRAYERS. TRUST ME. I KNOW!|
|09 Sep 2004||hey ya||Which dick who wrote about S.I. being about being sexually arosed by pain!? Holy fuck, I can't believe anyone would say shit like that!
I dunno, I've only known two ppl who did that... and, man, it wasn't b/c they were fucking turned on by pain! You retard! Holy fuck, for once Flamer is right: FUCK YOU!! (.......ya dick.)
Hmmm... I should add (while I'm here) that the world can get better. It only gets worse if you let it. Think of the women in Arabia or wherever. They aren't allowed to show their faces in public, chose their own husbands, have money, fucking anything, but they aren't any "sadder" as a nation. It's just what's in your head that counts. That's fucking all.
Absolutely nothing else counts, because everything that is fucked and unfair about this world is only that way because of how your mind percieves it. Man... I have changed sooo fucking much in the past few weeks. I think the subliminal CDs I bought are working, but I dunno. I'm changing anyhow. I'm getting out of this dump. I'm going to uni, doing the things I like, I'm doing absolutly anything that I want... and you know why? Nothing has changed. Things aren't easier. It's just how I look at the world has changed, and that is the only thing that counts.
Man... I dunno, hey. I fully think these CDs are working. Hahah! I dunno, hey! Like, one morning I just woke up thinking completely differently! It's crazy, I'm doing everything now, I'm getting a job, I'm quiting smoking pot and taking D's and that, I'm doing year 12 again... and I'm doing it right now.
Anyways, the point of this rambling load of crap is that this can be you to. There are a billion ways to change your life, ways that really work... you just have to do it now. Right now, this second. You have to get out now, you have to actually do something... it's easy to. Change is easy. My life has changed so much, so damn fast I can barely keep up with myself these days!
I dunno. If you wanna talk you can email me... I dunno if I'd be able to actually help anyone... hahah... dunno, I just like to chat.
I'm fully serious about change being possible though. I guess that's just something that you have to feel to believe. I mean, I'm doing everything now... literally everything. I'm literally following my dream, and it's easy! And I used to be a lazy drug-dealing bum. I dropped out of school, I have ADD, I used to just get up out of class and leave if I was board, I would take ecstacy just to make school less boring, I would spend the entire day smoking pot and playing the x-box (like, when I was actually at school).
And now... you wouldn't even recognise me.
I mean, holy fuck, if "I" can do it, you sure as shit should be able to!
|09 Sep 2004||no hands||dear flamer,
haha, that was pretty fucking funny, I must say.
|09 Sep 2004||you are all way too young too make such decisions. Give life a fucking chance you little brats. Once all of your options are gone, and you have no other choice, then maybe you can take the easy way out.|