|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|18 Jun 2005||Lune is what I think I shall go by.||There are a lot of ways... It's just a lot of people don't have access to each and every way.
I think extreme overdosage, guns, or just plain diving off a building would do it...
...Oh, and write a farewell note to people who actually care...And tell them it isn't their fault you're gone.
..I found this site on a google search "100 ways to commit suicide."
I'm 14, and I've been depressed for a long time. In 6th grade, I failed to commit suicide. I have many methods fully planned in my mind, yet I have not the materials to go through with them...Which sucks. And also, I'd feel horrible for leaving one or three special friends behind, especially since I promised one I'd stay alive for a year or two longer at least..But I don't think I'm going to be able to keep that promise anymore. Heh..
|18 Jun 2005||bob||cut you dick off!!|
|17 Jun 2005||Rachel||Hey...I'm not under 13. But I have definitely tried to kill myself. Unfortunately I have always failed...but maybe someday I will perfect the skill and leave this god damn fucking fucked ass world and all you fucking suckers with your fucked families behind. But yes...back to the question. If you're under 13..I am not sure you can handle the pain of slitting your wrists deep enough to die..even if you are suicidal. So if you are under 13...I would say drowning or pills. An assload of pills. Those arn't so painful. You will just slip away from it all. I wish I would slip away from it all. dammit.|
|17 Jun 2005||ooch||OOK GLOCH GRUPH FRYSEN CRAVEN MACH OOPLE SCHTOOGAN LACH JUSH SCHLEPPA ACHKROLL WECH...
I have no idea what I just wrote but HEY this site is pretty boring!
|17 Jun 2005||The Real Deal||Hello young people,
I am here to tell you that suicide might be a good option for you. So you're young and you want to kill yourself eh? I understand. Old folks tell you not to do it because you have your whole life ahead of you or some shit like that. Fuck that! Let me tell you, life only gets worse as the years go by. Now you're young and everything is just peachy. You can do whatever the fuck you want, not worry about chronic illness and pain and shit. With each passing second, you are getting fatter, uglier, weaker, more prone to injury and disease, and your ability to learn decreases. Maybe suicide isn't so bad. Believe me, getting old is no good. Even in your early twenties you will start to feel the effects of time taking its toll. By the time you are thirty you'll be all worn out and weak and fat and stupid and stressed. And by the time you're 40-50, a single punch to the gut is so devestating it could kill you. You'll be a weak, middle aged, pathetic, fat piece of shit..... just like Mouchette.
So maybe you should save yourself before you go through some real pain. Once youth is over, you can look forward to a life filled with increasing pain and decreasing competence.
|17 Jun 2005||well i dont know but...there are many you just gotta be creative!well im Victoria i'm 16 and ive been through every single of abuse to.... emotional,sexually,physical,and verbal. i was 13 when it all started. basically i told myself that no one needed me and i wasn't "worthy" for anyone or anything.so with that i convinced myself to death!But when i turned 15 my friends finally decided to get me help.well first they sent me to a counsler,but that didnt work,so then they got me to go to church and as a was sitting on the pew with all those holy ppl i had a rush and it felf like someone was telling me "Another chance" i didnt know what it meant but i talked to the father after church and he said it was God and of course i didnt belive him but it happened more and more often. later that week i got rid of all the ropes,extension cords,knives,poisions,and anything you could kill yourself with. i became a follower of God and i'm telling you my life has never been more better.i feel like a new person and thats what some of us needs.some people are probably saying that this is bullshit and thats their opinion,but some suicidal people actually want to change their ways and live normal you know have a job,have a relationship,be happy and healthy,and be more confident about themselves and sometimes thats all a person needs to get their minds off of all that shit.
so with that said i'm gonna leave yall in peace and think of what i said because......
THE WORLD COULD BE A BETTER PLACE IF YOU WERE IN IT!!!!!!!
|17 Jun 2005||V.Torres||well i dont know how to kill yourself when youre under 13. but its not fun, i went 3 1/2 years going through that shit and i aint going back because through all that my friends helped me find God and some people need him because he will give you another chance you just got to believe. yeah i had my doubts about the whole finding jesus thing but then when i was sitting in church something happened to me something great and from that point on i havent done it in 1 year and i'm happy i'm "sober". right now i'm 16 years old,healthy,and a varsity soccer player and was MVP!!!!
If youre gonna kill yourself then youre gonna be asking yourself "What if?" and that question will never go away even in the after life!
|17 Jun 2005||lost boy in hell||i am 14 right now and i have been depressed for about 4 or 5 years, that is not that long but it has been tough. I used to cut myself and still do on occasions, i hate life and everything about it, i do want to comiit suicide and i do not. i do because life is shit, my family hates me, i dont have that many friends, i fuck up everything, i lie, i am disrespectful, i do not cuz, i do not wanna see my family suffer, i do not want to cause my dog to miss me, and i have to go cuz my stepmom is a cuntbag. THANK YOU ALL FOR LISTENING|
|16 Jun 2005||Kelsey||Slitting your wrists....
Somethign not a lot of ppl have said painless wopuld be ODing
yea... have fun and enjoy ;)
|16 Jun 2005||I have no idea what I'm doing here.||Mouchette,
It has come to my attention that you included my post in your ''blame me'' section. I seriously fail to see how this is so. As you may recall, my attack was directed mainly at 'jeroem' and partly towards the attention seeking losers of this site, and NO, you are not one of them as I know you are not under thirteen or suicidal. So unless your name is really Jeroem, stop bullshitting and actually read the fucking post!!
|16 Jun 2005||Stefani Noxon||I'm 14 almost 15. I don't know if your going to kill yourself because of relationships like "puppy love"
fuckin move on and find someone else to fuck. But if you wanna die for some reasonable cause sure fuckin do it. I wouldn't tell you how to do it cause I'm still alive so obviously cutting o.d.'ing none of that shit worked I just think they should have some facts on this site not peoples opions on how to kill yourself. And to all you people who wanna hate you don't like the web-site get the fuck off and keep your nose out our ass, fucking get your own shit to worry about instead of sitin on the net all day fuckin surrunding your lives with other peoples drama cuz your live is pathitic. you don't wanna die great fuckin hope your smart ass mouth don't get you dead!!!
|15 Jun 2005||paul||i got married to my wife when i was just 17 we were deeply in love, but recently after the wedding we had been receiving letters from the rabbi telling us that if we didn't take part in his acts of sex, he would kill our first born. after monthers of this we told the police and thought it would be ok, but two days later i returned home to find my wife slayed in the bath tub with our dogs eating her corpse and pentitrating her. The rabbi had broken in killed her and covered her in dog hormones. after this i tried to kill myself so many time i can kept count i tryed masterbating with a plastic bag over my head, attaching my self to a bike a gettin drag aloning the road but hte boys mother stop him after his first run,i cut off my cock but the neigh saw me as i did it in the garden with the law mower. i no longer try to kill my slef physical but i do it mentaly thourgh poems and novel. this is one i wrote after my wifes death. empty milk cartons
all over the floor,
slices of fruit,
and spoonfuls of sugar
and honey to boot.
"Who could have done
this terrible thing?"
His voice had a horrified,
"Just look at the clues,"
replied Sargeant Miller.
"It looks like the work
of a cereal killer."
|15 Jun 2005||man who hates life||What is Normal?
Okay here it is:
Diagnostic criteria for NPD: Normal Person Disorder
A chronic feeling of normalness.
A tendency to bore others easily.
A nagging sense of constantly meeting one's goal.
Lack of difficulty getting organized.
Inability to be humorous.
Knowing how to count without forgetting what number you are up to.
An inability to be creative and intuitive, no seat of pants to fly by.
Highly stimulated by lectures, speeches, dead cockroaches and other normals.
An unbroken remote control.
A To-Do list which gets done.
A chronic interest in each or any of the following for more than a week:
A methodical nature.
Affectionately known as "Bump on a log" or "Nytol Substitute"
|15 Jun 2005||shoot me||what kind of a person spends over two years of his life trying to find a job? The answer is ME! I make out dozens of applications daily and I don't get one fucking response. Then I get told by my "loving" family that I'm lazy and stupid and that I don't want to work. I guess I am everything they say I am. I am a failure become worse than my low-life derelict father. I want to kill myself.|
|15 Jun 2005||no job||I hate myself because I'm a stupid son of a bitch who can't do any damn thing right. I don't even know why I get out of bed in the morning,I have no job, people want nothing to with me. I might as well be dead|
|15 Jun 2005||Life is popularity contest||Hahahaha! What frigging joke I am. I've been trying to find a job for well over a goddamn year and still can't get one. College is not an option for me because I haven't the time,money, or intellegence to go there. What am I supposed to do? Get by on my good looks? HA! Yeah right! I'm fucking hideous. Life is popularity contest,I just can't win. I wish I was dead.|
|15 Jun 2005||worthless||I am a worthless and grotesque piece of human waste who people love to push around.
I haven't been able to find a job. I'm too stupid to go to college. I don't have any useful talents. If being a loser were an Olympic event, I'd be up to my ugly neck in gold medals! I ought to have the words "shoot me" tatooed to my forehead! I'm so ugly I keep sleeping pills awake!
I'm so stupid,I thought the Chubb Institute was fat camp, and speaking of fat camps I need to stuffed into a piano crate and sent to one. I could go on and on about how pitiful I am but I have to go make some threatening letters that I going to send to myself.
|15 Jun 2005||MY FAMILY IS DEPRESSED||MY FAMILY IS DEPRESSED SO AM I.
LIFE SUCKS BAD.
|15 Jun 2005||LIFES A JOKE||HA HA that's so so true.
God has failed us all.
LIFE'S A JOKE.
|15 Jun 2005||I have no idea what I'm doing here.||This is in response to 'Jeroen's' post.
"Im trying to get the strength to kill myself because there are still people that love me"
You want to kill yourself because people love you???
Ok, I'm picturing that you are either very dumb or extremely selfish. I don't see why I'm so shocked actually, you'd be exactly the same as every other whiny, spoiled, self-pitying little bitch who've posted their lame ass sob stories on this pathetic site.
So I guess what I'm saying is-purple is damn swanky.