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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|09 Apr 2006||laura bora is a hora (and she likes it in the back dora)||put your nutsack in a vice grip and turn clockwise untill you go into shock. then start by eating your fingers and work your way towards your shoulder. with any luck you will be dead within four to six hours. but you probably dont have much luck in life so here is an alternative.
walk into the ocean, preferably with two 75 lb weights attached to each leg(you can find these at olympia sports). head towards "yhe deep end".
|09 Apr 2006||Dreaming Of Death||If people want to kill them selves let them because life is Shit|
|08 Apr 2006||Ashley||I have no point of living. Im a failure. I cant even pass sophtmore year of high school. Im only 15. Ill slit my wrists soon. Even my parents hate me.|
|08 Apr 2006||Paige||What you could do, is take a whole bottle of oxycodone, and eat some deviled eggs. The chemicals in the oxycodone feed on the eggs, making you die, from chemical...something. I can't remember what it's called, god damnit!|
|08 Apr 2006||brianna||U..DONT..
LOL..ITS THAT SIMPLE..
U PRETTY MUCH DONT KILL URSELF WHEN UR UNDER 13..
I MEAN ITS NOT THAT HARD TO UNDERSTAND..
WHEN UR UNDER 13..
U SHOULDNT EVEN BE THINKING ABOUT KILLING URSELF..
BUT WHAT EVER..
LOVES U PLL..
|08 Apr 2006||Paige||Okay..the best way to kill yourself when your under thirteen..well...ah! I know, I know! (for people who have racist grandparents only)
You can bring a black person to your grandma's house, and tell them that your pregnant (if your a girl) or tell them that this is your new boyfriend (if your a guy). Your grandma or grandpa will most likely either kill you and the black dude...or have a heart attack..which..is..no good because they are dead...ANYWAYS...moving on here.
what you could also do...is do something really really bad...like rob a bank or steal something or kill someone...when you get to jail...call a black dude in the cell named "bubba" (1. that I said hi) and two, say what up my nigger, he'll most likely beat the hell out of you.
But, if you really wanna die..
Girls: shove something up your vagina.
Boys: shove something up your ass.
Go to far and...well...hmm...just get it up there to where you can...REALLY feel it.
Or just take a gun and shoot yourself.
(I shot my mom, she died, my dad, stupid, and I shot myself in the leg...anyways..HAVE FUN WITH BEING SUICIDAL.) and I mean that...it's fun be freaky...
|08 Apr 2006||Gregory||This is a serious subject that should not be played around with. For someone to contemplate taking their life, they must be going through a very difficult time in their lives. I have suggestions on how to love yourself rather than being your worst enemy.|
|08 Apr 2006||DON'T QUIT!
When things go wrong as they sometimes will
When the road you're trudging seems all up hill
When the funds are low and the debts are high
And you want to smile, but you have to sigh
When care is pressing you down a bit
Rest, if you must, but don't you quit.
Life is queer, with its twists and turns
As everyone of us sometimes learns
And many a failure turns about
When he/she might have won had he/she stuck it out
Don't give up though the pace seems slow
You may succeed with another blow.
Success is failure turned inside out
The silver tint of the clouds of doubt
And you never can tell how close you are
It may be near when it seems so far
So stick to the fight when you're hardest hit
It's when things seem worst that you must not quit.
|08 Apr 2006||Not suicidal||If you've ever lived after an attempted suicide, then you haven't really tried. Don't bother using razors/pills. They're just too ineffective, and from what most people can tell, you're just some emo attention whore who doesn't really want to die. If you're under 13, you have no idea whatsoever what you're doing. If you're really serious, then jump off a building or something. Or go skydiving and don't deploy your parachute. No kits are required.|
|07 Apr 2006||Jarrett||there is no real best way to kill yourself whenyou are under 13. the problem with this forum is that there are alot of solutions to a problem that is ver much made up. you fuckers are very purile in that i am 30 years old and very drunk and i am again considering suicide but i would like to to caution you to the simple fact that KURT VONNEGUT in his book CAT's CRADLE put it very succintly 'What do BOKKONNONISTS SAY WHEN THEY DIE?' the answer was 'Now i will destroy the world' but seriously you idiots write down a list of the things you haven't done/ like fuck a girl or a boy and eaten sushi and been so drunk you dont know what youre doing and said fuck you to your main establishment figure. and then go do them. shit, you assholes dont even know how fun life is. give this shit a chance. i'm just tired of you all being so self centered so go get laid and then try it. or not. fuck you all. all you fuck. fuck all you.|
|07 Apr 2006||Fuck you, you fucking fucks||Under 13?! Ha! You know nothing of pain yet. I am 32, I had everything! A house in New York City, that now would be worth almost a million dollars! A wife and a daughter, that was not my own, but I loved her like she was. And I lost it all! ALL OF IT! I GAVE IT ALL UP FOR THEM! I moved and lived a miserable life and tried to suck it up, but I blew it. I cheated on her and now some player hating fuck told her.
I hope that I don't die tonight because I will find these fucks.
I have taken some pills and drank the remaining rum in a bottle I bought to share with some people that I tought were friends, but were nothing but hating sons of bitches who took what little I had left.
Blood will be shed! I will have my revenge
|07 Apr 2006||Miss Bec||Please, DONT do it.
There are people in this world who DO care. I care, and would be happy to talk to any of you if you need help, or if you just need someone to talk to that you can trust. I've helped quite a few people from this site with my last post, and I am happy to help YOU too! Please dont hesitate to contact me. LIFE IS WORTH LIVING FOR!
|07 Apr 2006||Vaginal Warts||fuck a hooker and get aids|
|07 Apr 2006||Joellean||The best way to kill yourself when your 13 is not found in the literal sense of what death is. I believe the best way to kill yourself or anyone for that matter, is to do so sadistically. If your going to do it, do it right. This sadism I speak of is not in the way of Jack the Ripper, Bundy or Pickton. It's not a physicasl thing, although it can elicit physical reactions. The best way to kill yourself, is to kill what makes you, you. What gives you your sense of self? Find out, and set out to destroy it, that is the worst torture of all. Emotional torture, after all, thats why you all want to kill yourselves, cause you just can't take it anymore, whatever 'it' happens to be . If you want to kill yourself because you feel as though you have no sense of self, no sense of culture, history, conciousness. No where you belong well, than I suppose you are already emotionally destroyed. Taking your life doesn't mark your death. You've been killed long before you pull that trigger or pop those pills. So if you've already experienced the most brutal death through hell on earth, why not live to experienmce heaven on earth as well?|
|07 Apr 2006||I'm getting more pissed with every passing heartbeat. Yet, one can only wonder, isn't every pasing heartbeat another step towards death? Are we not in this world, only so we can die? Is the only reason of living, dying? What purpose do we have, to get up every morning, to a scarred body, work, and do it all over again? Are nothing but toys to a supposed god, moving around and doing everything he "commands"? Does this not mean that suicide is the easiest way out? People say that you shouldn't kill yourself because it's easy, well, isn't anyone who's ever cheated on anything taking the easy way out? So they really can't be saying nothing and still not be involved with hypocrisy. Do we live in a world of liars and hypocrites? Or do they just keep us alive for their own well-being, if they really loved you, they'd let you go to a place where you'd be in peace. This is were hatred comes from, too many people thinking about themselves and not letting others go, making them live a life they don't want to live anymore. Or maybe, the suicidal people are the selfish ones, only thinking about themselves and trying to escape to a better place.|
|07 Apr 2006||No one ever lacks a good reason for suicide.
'how funny it will all seem, all you've gone through, when I'm not here anymore. when you no longer feel my arms around my shoulders, nor my heart beneath you, nor this mouth on your eyes. because I will have to go away someday, far away--' And in that instant I could feel myself with him gone, dizzy with fear, sinking down into the most horrible blackness: Into death.
To run away from trouble is a form of cowardice and, while it is true that the suicide braves death, he does it not for some noble object but to escape some ill!!!
|07 Apr 2006||We all know The real reason for not committing suicide is because you always know how swell life gets again after the hell is over|
|07 Apr 2006||SO TRUE||Why kill yourself? Life will do it for you.|
|07 Apr 2006||ummm.....i dont wanna say||i'm 14 and i know what its like to be suicidal. i attempted when i was 12 or 13 and i remember EVERYTHING about that night. i overdosed (about 40 advil). someone told me that it would work for sure, but they didnt know y i wanted to know if it would work. so i popped pills all night. and when i reached about 25, i started feeling soooooo sick. the worst sharp stomach pains hit. but i was determined to keep going, driven by the shit i went through. the thoughts of y i was doing this ran through my mind, which was what kept me going. i woke up 1 hour later on the floor. and i have to say that waking up to a failed suicide attempt was the most heartbreaking thing ive ever experienced. i go to an all girls school so the drama level is ridiculous. which is what drove me to do this, along with hating my parents. i had friends, but no one that i really could talk to. no one i really trusted. im not against suicide & anyone who thinks its selfish is full of shit. cuz its a selfish thought to think that. & if ur contemplating it, first of all, dont OD.....cuz it doesnt work!!!! there are better ways. the only problem is finding one. but whoever you r, i know what ur going through & i can live to say that it is NOT FAIR AT ALL. i really wish u would rethink ur decision, but if ur sure u wanna do this, THINK FIRST! god bless you all.|
|07 Apr 2006||camille||this is sum weird site seriously... i tried to kill myself once, but i didnt try very hard and i didn't want to die realli, i dont need to lecture u about not committing suicide cos everyone else has already(so they shud) neway, wats the difference between killing urself wen ur under 13 and when ur not? Hmmm? Ne way, stay alive yh. Bless.xxx. lol|