|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|02 Jan 2020||Big Boy||Jump off a bridge|
|01 Jan 2020||will e. melt, the snowman.||Happy new years to everyone who did not kill themselves this holiday season. Statistics show suicide rates go way up around the holidays so if you made it thru this holiday season without killing yourself you are not apart of these statistics and you have a whole year to wait for a higher probability that you will kill yourself. And so now its time to make a new years resolution that you wont kill yourself. Just try a new hobby like knitting sweaters or public urination. That should get you to next holiday season.|
|01 Jan 2020||poop||murder then get in a fight with a gang|
|31 Dec 2019||mila||watch call me by your name|
|31 Dec 2019||SR, talk to me at YT(Imagine Existance) if you need a friend to||There is no right way, life can change, the worst will get better after it is done, you will die anyways so why take yourself from everything here, its not proud, its something we are impulsed to do by the shit surrounding us, life is worth living and all the people that suggest methods are sadistic bastards, people that make jokes are fucking horrible.
I tried to end it all but I normally end with sleep or food and I know that wont help much of anyone but it helped me, if you are feeling sad and depressed constantly, find someone to talk to, I am here. If you feel like killing yourself and nothing has consoled you, please talk to a serious friend and if you are persuaded, go to sleep and ponder in the morning if you have to.
|30 Dec 2019||I wanna die as well.||1. Slap the person you hate the most. You can do anything to them, since you're close to your death.
2. Just... do anything you wanna do.
3. Go to the highest place around you and get to the rooftop (or whatever the highest point is).
4. Take pictures and send them everywhere.
5. Jump. Now your death made you famous.
6. Finished reading? Then live. Don't you dare to die. We gotta live for our responsibilities. It's annoying, I know, and I wanna die as well. But just don't. Just don't.
|30 Dec 2019||ЭРИН||ПРЫГАЙ С КРЫШИ|
|30 Dec 2019||razegod||wow u are sure a bunch of very thoughtful 13 yer olds. i am 23 now and at this point and can understand why you would want to die, you look life in the eyes and you really gotta face the fact your all in and thats scary but as a 13 yo i was never that wise. maybe you are a reborn angel or demon. i am just a diagnosed schizotypy. could be god but if so im also the devil. if you think you can just kill yorself then you got a lot more to think about. deeath has already been happening to you since you were born. when you die your still there just dont remember the world you came from. proabably less pain but its gonna be very sccary entering the ride for the next world running away from the world your already in. if you killyouself you ll just have to do it all again and then youll relly look likea fuckng idiot. thinking to yourself. why didnt i just stand up and fly right the last time i had a life on earth. why didnt i just realise im god way back when and end the universe while my name was still shiva. i had to let it keep going. it was never my choice. and you think killing yourself is a choice? let a lone a good way to do it. its already happaened. youve already killed yourself and this is where it got you. time to ride your bike naked through the streets at night, and to tell your loved one how much love you hve for them, and to care for an animal, and to kick someone in the face when they try to take advantage of you.and to rip the universe into peices. to kill 30000000 cows and eagles and children. to sacrifice youself for another. to meditate for 6 months without eating. all of it kills you. just whetheror not you really beleive your gonna die this time, or whther you gonna snap your shithead out of it and realise who you are|
|29 Dec 2019||Snooping||посмотреть на мадика|
|29 Dec 2019||Alice||НЕ СРАТЬ НЕДЕЛЮ НАХУЙ|
|28 Dec 2019||bxtch||slit my wrist|
|25 Dec 2019||Sachira||Jumping of a cliff|
|24 Dec 2019||HelpMe||Hey i want die but how?|
|24 Dec 2019||Auiaxy||a loy of wayd dkdkdsksksksksksksks|
|22 Dec 2019||Mike hunt||Headbutt a nail|
|21 Dec 2019||Akezhan||Napisat'sya vody,kogda ty malen'kiy nuzhno ne takoye bol'shoye kolichestvo vody
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|20 Dec 2019||Christ||Jump off the roof, drown|
|20 Dec 2019||Alex||Meet a girl
Girl send me
|19 Dec 2019||a friendly shopper that snapped.||The other day i went to the store. It was super busy and packed with shoppers. There was a big fat guy there who was obnoxious and being ignored because he was interrupting another customer/store associate conversation. The fat fuck didn't seem to care about waiting his turn and just started getting louder and louder asking the same series of questions. Where are the prunes? Do you have any prunes? I finally spoke up and said there are prunes over there and pointed, on aisle, don't be rude or your bowels get stopped up. Every shopper began laughing and acting shocked. The fat ass tried to act unphased but his cheeks were bright red. The guy obviously had bowel problems and probably because he eats to much. He is the kind of guy who stays single his whole life because he is so open to speak about his restroom experiences. He needs those prunes because his turds are as big as his cankles. So i met him in the parking lot with a ski mask on. I robbed him of his prunes, money, and shoes. I made him eat all his snack cakes right there telling him he was going to suffer the worst constipation he ever had. I kicked him right in his fat gut and left. Since i kept his government issued photo i.d. i went to his house. He was laying on the floor of his restroom crying from being constipated. He had been giving himself enemas. I kicked him in his fat belly again and handcuffed him. I made him eat all the food in his house. I told him his fat ass was going to die from not being able to shit. He started shaking and sobbing. I put a bag over his head and said i will come back every day and feed your fat ass until you die. I told him if one piece of shit comes out of your ass i will cut you open and tie your intestines in a knot and sew you back up and make you eat food everyday until you die. I told him i was going to take pictures and video him and send it to his mother so she could see how disgusting he is and that all this happened because he was rude in the store. If you had just been cool and not raised your voice over everyone to get your selfish way you could have enjoyed the rest of your geeky constipated life where you stay a virgin forever because you are to fat to even see your dick. But no. You think you are so important. How important will you be as a corpse with 15 kilos of dried up impacted shit inside you? Fuck you you fucking fatfucking fuckass. So tomorrow when i go back i am going to feed him oatmeal with sawdust and metal filings. Once he is impacted i am going to kick him in his rock hard impacted turd filled gut.|
|18 Dec 2019||angel ( deceased )||Princess Mouchette, please help. I am alienated, alone, abandoned. I feel so disgusting, like a freak, a monster. Every person i fall in love with leaves. I am not sure where to turn. I have developed bulimia, maybe i am not thin enough, maybe i am not beautiful. You are the one i turn to, my lovely little fly.|