|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|20 Dec 2019||Alex||Meet a girl
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|19 Dec 2019||a friendly shopper that snapped.||The other day i went to the store. It was super busy and packed with shoppers. There was a big fat guy there who was obnoxious and being ignored because he was interrupting another customer/store associate conversation. The fat fuck didn't seem to care about waiting his turn and just started getting louder and louder asking the same series of questions. Where are the prunes? Do you have any prunes? I finally spoke up and said there are prunes over there and pointed, on aisle, don't be rude or your bowels get stopped up. Every shopper began laughing and acting shocked. The fat ass tried to act unphased but his cheeks were bright red. The guy obviously had bowel problems and probably because he eats to much. He is the kind of guy who stays single his whole life because he is so open to speak about his restroom experiences. He needs those prunes because his turds are as big as his cankles. So i met him in the parking lot with a ski mask on. I robbed him of his prunes, money, and shoes. I made him eat all his snack cakes right there telling him he was going to suffer the worst constipation he ever had. I kicked him right in his fat gut and left. Since i kept his government issued photo i.d. i went to his house. He was laying on the floor of his restroom crying from being constipated. He had been giving himself enemas. I kicked him in his fat belly again and handcuffed him. I made him eat all the food in his house. I told him his fat ass was going to die from not being able to shit. He started shaking and sobbing. I put a bag over his head and said i will come back every day and feed your fat ass until you die. I told him if one piece of shit comes out of your ass i will cut you open and tie your intestines in a knot and sew you back up and make you eat food everyday until you die. I told him i was going to take pictures and video him and send it to his mother so she could see how disgusting he is and that all this happened because he was rude in the store. If you had just been cool and not raised your voice over everyone to get your selfish way you could have enjoyed the rest of your geeky constipated life where you stay a virgin forever because you are to fat to even see your dick. But no. You think you are so important. How important will you be as a corpse with 15 kilos of dried up impacted shit inside you? Fuck you you fucking fatfucking fuckass. So tomorrow when i go back i am going to feed him oatmeal with sawdust and metal filings. Once he is impacted i am going to kick him in his rock hard impacted turd filled gut.|
|18 Dec 2019||angel ( deceased )||Princess Mouchette, please help. I am alienated, alone, abandoned. I feel so disgusting, like a freak, a monster. Every person i fall in love with leaves. I am not sure where to turn. I have developed bulimia, maybe i am not thin enough, maybe i am not beautiful. You are the one i turn to, my lovely little fly.|
|18 Dec 2019||cupid||I want to become an angel. I am alienated and afraid. Mouchette is where i come to when i am in distress, she is love in human form.|
|18 Dec 2019||..........||Please dont kill your self seek help|
|18 Dec 2019||jax||Go Feral|
|18 Dec 2019||MORG.O||HELLO my name Morg.o . I russian but bad speak inglish. i bise...l and i know you can help me....|
|18 Dec 2019||Xenon The Toad Purse||Drown yourself in a bathtub full of water.|
|17 Dec 2019||Max||Da razve eto zhizn'? YA iz Rossii|
|16 Dec 2019||baby||hang urself w christmas lights|
|16 Dec 2019||Breanna||Falling off a mountain in the winter. When your far away from a place you can potty, ask them to go behind a tree. You can then follow the forest until you reach the edge, jump.|
|13 Dec 2019||bmo||toilet paper noose & shower curtain rod|
|13 Dec 2019||Boris||And why die, after all to live so well.|
|12 Dec 2019||Old af||Oh. My. GOD.
I'm 29 years old, I've always been depressed & suicidal. Technically have died twice.
But you guys are TOO FUCKING YOUNG to be acting/thinking this way.
Holy shit, use that energy to do something constructive!
I was raped, abused, beaten, destroyed, & still survived. At 14 I was already drugged & raped at a party & still managed to have a pair of ovaries to NOT kill myself.
Grow the FUCK up if y'all wanna be acting so 'adult', & knock this shit off.
Be stronger than your pain. Defeat your demons. Most of you don't even know what real pain even is yet, & I hope none of you ever do.
|12 Dec 2019||Zahra||I don't know. There's a bunch of flu pills in my medicine cabinet though. It's recommended that you take only four before it's dangerous but I'm planning to take all twenty tonight. Wish me luck.|
|11 Dec 2019||Dio Brando||Eat fly|
|11 Dec 2019||Kyle||Hang yourself|
|10 Dec 2019||Bika||Steal a gun from your parents and shoot yourself|
|10 Dec 2019||XXXXXX||Choke yourself with a hoola hoop|
|09 Dec 2019||Aria||sleepy pills uwu|