Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
19 Apr 2018 Captian Jack Sparrow The best way to kill yourself is go to the beach and hang seafood all over you. The seagulls will swoop in with razor sharp webbed talons and beaks that would make any woodpecker blush and peck you to death. The seagulls will swarm you and eat you.
18 Apr 2018 Craig Suicide is a wonderful way to frame someone for murder. Just make it look like there was a struggle.
18 Apr 2018 Traveling salesman As a traveling salesman i get sent on assignments that some times are boring, sometimes they are dangerous. But this assignment is probably going to be the death of me. I have to go to china and wear a fork costume. I give away a fork per person i speak with. The chinese are very resistant to the western culture of the fork. They are prefer chop stics. They want me to sell forks in china.
18 Apr 2018 My friends call me bob. The popularity of ending your life as one goes on some sort of killing or maiming spree is growing. It is not just shootings. People are running thru mini malls stabbing and slicing people. Isnt that just wonderful? You need new shoes and when you go out shopping some lunatic crack head who is at the end of his rope decides to take a bunch of people with him down to the grave before the cops get there and hide outside for eleven minutes before moving in. And then the cops unload on this poor tormented soul killing him. So if you want to kill yourself just go shopping. Some asshole may just try and involve you in his problems and in doing so you get chaulk lined and a free photo shoot. Its so common no one even says going postal anymore.... remember the first shooting, a disgruntled postal worker? We all have good chances of getting shot or our head cut off when we go out. My question is why dont these people do something like, instead of shooting up a school or a concert, or a gay bar, why not go to these call centers with scammers and telemarketers and shoot all of those halfwits. Some may even sing thier praises for going out like that.
18 Apr 2018 Simone Zen BEING STABBED BY AN ELF
18 Apr 2018 T A big wheel of cheese. Real big. It has to roll over you and crush you.
18 Apr 2018 Reparations my white ass The best way to kill yourself if you are a pround black person is join one of those proud black person supremecy clubs like black lives matter. Thats all you have to do. Once you embrace that lifestyle and pattern of thinking you are already dead. And you allow people to do things to you like give you blood tranfusions with hiv in it, give it to all in need in tbe motherland and years later say oops the hiv got in there because we used monkey plasma. And tbe truth is they never used monkey plasma for humans. They lied because they want all tbe darkies to die. Just hang yourself.
18 Apr 2018 Viva la migra adios mojados The best way to kill yourself if you are a hispanic and also are an illegal immagrant is to turn yourself in to be deported. The cartels have a form of witchcraft, voodoo, and catholic stuff all intermingled. The patron saint of this religion is a skeleton in a black robe with a hood and has a scyth. Basicly, they worship death. And thats whats up with the carnage. Chopping people up into small pieces, cutting face off so it can be worn as a mask. And they do this everyday. So when you get deported the cartels will be like... fresh meat sacks. So just turn yourself in now. Its suicide. Or better still, why dont you guys band together and exterminate the cartels?
17 Apr 2018 Non domestic disturbance I am so disappointed right now. I called the suicide hotline and people are so nice and want to talk. I was hoping for some party line music and people to talk to. I wasnt going to kill myself i just wanted to listen to people killing themselves. But they insisted i tell the truth about wanting to kill myself. So i asked the guy if anyone ever killed themselves he was talking to on the suicide hotline. He said yes and i asked if i can work there. He hung up. So i called back and asked for a supervisor. It was the same guy and he told me to go hang myself in my closet. I have the phone convo recorded. I want to get this guy fired. He sounded like he beats his wife and kids.
17 Apr 2018 Melissa Fake suicide and die on the run m8 cause you get to die living a different life and make it the best you can.
17 Apr 2018 Sam Sher Literally Smoke some Kush and Swim to death
17 Apr 2018 Jakey Electrocution
16 Apr 2018 The pool guy So i have been reading about tide pods. Just eat a chlorine tab for shocking swimming pools. The difference in lethality between tide pods and chlorine shock tabs is splashing around in the kiddie pool compared to olympic divers. And yes i used the kind of swimmer as a reference because its chlorine tabs for a pool.
16 Apr 2018 Lol With a friend. Each of you shoot yourself in the head at the same time. On three one, two, thre.. oh i wasn't going to right now but you were. Ohhg.
15 Apr 2018 Harry henderson Many have set out on a journey to find bigfoot. They all say bigfoot is a myth. But no one ever returns from searching.
15 Apr 2018 101 ways to die everyday Oh my little suicide enthusiats and hobbyists, why do you fret? Don't you know the weather is becoming more violent and deadly? Don't you know war is coming? Can you not see war brewing on a global scene? The animal rights activists will release all the animals from the zoo and bears lions and tigers will be in every major city with a zoo. The end of the world is coming. You dont need to kill yourself. If you are not burned alive by meteor showers or eaten by a tiger the cannibals will get you. Sink holes. Tsunamis. Cancer from drinking city water. Nuclear winter. Soon millions of dead human remains will be everywhere. A new sickness every few months and now dead body bacterial field. You will die sometime anyway. What's your rush?
15 Apr 2018 Mojado Jorge So i did what this one guy on this website said, which is submit to government testing. I thought it was a medical study and i just had to take some pills. But i was wrong. This was a military research and development facility they took me to. They did a DNA implant that is self replicating. This implant is supposed to make my skin change color like a chameleon. They gave me a shot also. On the shot it said nemian sub dermal. It makes my wounds heal in seconds. I can watch it happen its so fast. They want me to come back in 6 weeks for testing.
15 Apr 2018 lil pump watch the emoji movie
15 Apr 2018 Ronald McDonald smokes crack Go to McDonalds and order a hot and spicy McTidepod.
14 Apr 2018 WHOA Horsie WHOA Suicide by unicorn horn shaped dildo.

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