Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
20 May 2005 Jackson walk around a sinagog with your hand up shouting "HEIL HITLER!!!!"
06 May 2005 Keith Hey I just had the best day ever. I proposed to my girlfriend and she said yes. I also made an A on my Philosophy term paper. Then me and my girlfriend had the best sex of our lives. My band played a killer show earlier today too. We each made about $650 each for our performance. Life is so good. :) I'm gonna go blow my head off with a shotgun at my family reunion today. :) Have a nice day to everyone else. I know I did :)
04 May 2005 milly and becca attempt brain suragery on your-self and remember to take a piece for keeps!
03 May 2005 lynkin get up in the morning and get dressed. your ready for school know and you now what your going to do. greet your friends on the school bus and smile. when the bell for first period rings your ready. start on top of the school. get your already prepared slipkknot and begin the carefull work of securing your noose to the flagpole. stand at attention and look around. the cost is clear. "you pledge aligence to the flag.." take a look at the flag as you set the noose about your neck. in god you trust.
03 May 2005 lara thom get a chain saw and try to cut your hair
30 Apr 2005 arnel arnaldo if any of you kiddies want to die but are afraid please contact me by email. i am a psycopathic phedopile who loves to fondle and molest little childrens bottoms. afterwards i always kill the child. with a butcher knife. if i dont kill the child while having sex i cant climax. i must kill the children. so kiddies please email me if you cant kill yourself(scary bitches) and you want help. please email me.
30 Apr 2005 ACE HOLE plant a tree in your ass hole. as it grows and develops the roots will dig deep into your body ripping and tearing you apart as it drains every drop of hydration out of your body turning your apperance into the likeness and apperance somewhat like a rasin with tree roots sticking out every where. i just planted an acorn in me bum bum. you have to bury it deep if you want it to grow and survive. if you do not believe this method works please ask mouchette to send you photos of this atrocity. she is the one who told me who to do it.
25 Apr 2005 orbie go to the hospital and find out where someone is quarrientined, rush inside the room and rape them. make sure to lick and swallow some of thiere bodily fluids. do this about five times and then nail a gay doode on the AIDS wing.
25 Apr 2005 K D you could be gay like me and contract AIDS.
21 Apr 2005 bob hope smack yer penis up and down on the table and you dont have to kill yer self yer mom will.
18 Apr 2005 averagedesi Eat your own crap, crap it out, eat that crap, crap it out, etc. Do this until the only thing your digestive system consists of is itself. Have fun!
18 Apr 2005 Helen Bite your tounge and you will bleed to death.If that fails you could always swallow it!
26 Mar 2005 kkkkristyn drinking bleach with a hint of grape soda. duh nobody would know the difference.
19 Mar 2005 ewwwww see i am crazy. if you want to die...

1.get a person who will do surgery on you
2.ask him to get a box of sewing needles and put them in your stomach
3. die of stomach ache
16 Mar 2005 stan whos tired of hearing us suicidals talk about how much we want to die,well I am.
I say well all go to the beaches, dams, lakes and any big mass of water an d then we all slit our writs our at the same time... AND LET THE MOTHAFUKIN RIVERS RUN RED... that'll b sum funny ish, half of the worlds porpulation will probaly (the number of ppl in china) die off because they are too much of fags to drink bloody water and all the religouis cooks will think its a sign from god... oh well whatever, maybe that should be the question, what is the best way for a mass of ppl to kill themselves
13 Mar 2005 Johna cut your head off with an ax
12 Mar 2005 Eileen Read this and die of laughter
09 Mar 2005 emma parkin stick a screw driver in 1 ear and out the other
02 Feb 2005 Warren T. Snumbums Hay guyz well personally I decided to kill myself in a couple of minutes cause there's nothing good on TV right now and I'm pretty bored. well i decided 2 search the web for teh best way to do it and I decided the best way would be to find a bridge, tie a rope around my legs, then tie an equal length of piano wire around my neck. Both of these I will attach to some stationary object such as one of the rails around the bridge. Then I will shoot myself in the brain and fall off of the bridge. If all goes as planned the piano wire will cut off my head so I will leave a fun dangling corpse in the paths of the semi trucks on the expressway below. Hopefully I can break a couple windshields or at least smear some gore on somebody's hood. If I'm lucky I might even cause a 10-car pileup!!!

Good luck everyone!!!
18 Jan 2005 daffyd well i killed my self several years a go now i it was quite painless with a qwick snap to the head and i was dead

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