|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|21 Dec 1999||Snarg||Suicide... na... murder is better...!
Cut someone's head off... pick it up... and face them towards there bleeding body... their brain will still function for a few seconds... the last things that person will ever see... is their own body draining of it blood... pint after pint...
|18 Dec 1999||Malachi|| I heard of a young man who, when his parents left him alone in the house for the first time all by himself, decided to make the most of his first taste of privacy and independance by doing something he had only read about. He went to the local butchers' and bought a cow's heart. He took it home, and lay on the bed, and put his virilia inside it. Then, he clipped wires onto the heart. The article he had read said that attaching the heart by wires to a battery would make it beat, and that this would make for a lovely evening. However, this young man decided to save some money, and didn't buy a battery. He chose instead to plug the heart directly into a wall socket.
But then I don't suppose that's the best way ...
|17 Dec 1999||Derek||A pretty little box full of chocolate-coated glass shards, maybe?|
|12 Dec 1999||Nathan Mitchell||Pry your dental braces on your upper row of teeth forward from the outside in, so that you have two metal "prongs" sticking out of your pre-pubescent head. Now, "plug" those prongs into any available electrical outlet, and that should pretty much do the job.|
|12 Dec 1999||Victoria||This is a happy little suggestion for Christmas when your parents are hosting a party. This must all be done, however, when the guests and your parents are all still sober (you don't have much time). Have a bucket of water ready ahead of time. Plug in an extension cord Into a nearby outlet. Then plug in a strand of multi coloured Christmas lights. Wrap the lights around your body while humming a Christmas carol. Now, plug in another extension cord of the same length into another outlet and step into the bucket of water. Walk to the dining area with the lights on your body flashing and belt out the carol of your choice as you drop the 2nd cord into the bucket of water and put on a fireworks show.|
|09 Dec 1999||Smedley Gershwinkle||Tatoo the words: "You made me do this." on your forehead. Then walk to a bridge and throw yourself over the side of the bridge, into a windshield of an oncoming vehicle (This will take some practice, but you should be able to calculate the trajectory of your body by tossing watermelons off the bridge prior to your leap), sending the driver of the car careening towards the supporting poles of the overpass, and eventually causing a such a horrendous crash, that, if the driver survives, he will blame himself for the loss of hundreds of lives, including yours.|
|05 Nov 1999||mary||i think that the most creative way to kill yourself when you're 13 and not have any people be suspicious is to buy paint and paint yourself to death. Yeah... that's what I said. If you get the right type of paint, then you can say you want to make a body print of yourself. You can put paint all over your body and then the toxins will get into your blood stream and eventually get to your heart and brain, and then you will have painted yourself to death.|
|02 Nov 1999||Jesus Mariongosef||self-inflicted chainsaw wound.|
|11 Jan 1999||Nicolas + Caroline||On a plusieures propositions:
1.Tu t'allonge sur ton lit, tu ne bois plus ni ne mange plus jusqu'a ce que mort s'en suive.
2.Tu t'installe a une table,mange et bois jusqu'a ce que mort s'en suive.
3.Jettes toi dans le broyeur d'une cave on l'on produit du vin.
4.Installe toi sur un buchet au milieu d'une foret profonde, enduit toi d'essence et craque une allumette.
5.Avale une grande quantite de mort-aux-rats et enfonce toi autant d'aiguilles dans le corps que tu le jureras necessaire.
6.Jette toi dans un nid de frelons autant de fois que tu le jugeras necessaire.
7.Pousse ton congelateur jusqu'a -40*c,allonge toi dedans et bloque la porte de l'interieur.Tu seras parfaitement conservee.
8.Rempli ta baignoire d'acide sulfurique et plonge dans le bain.Tu ne laissera aucune trace.
Cette modeste contribution et le fruit d'un apres-midi d'ennui. Nous esperons que ta quete prendra bientot fin.