|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|18 Sep 2001||DROOGIE||Just come over to my house and I will beat you over the head with a claw hammer until your brains come out|
|15 Sep 2001||Firehead||Get a microwave. Brake the front glass. Put your head inside the microwave and turn it on. Your eyes will explode and you'll vomit your brain.|
|08 Sep 2001||Scar||all you do is cut your chest then rip out your heart. if that doesn't work cut all your teeth out and wear false teeth, all your friends will pay you out and then you will turn to the lord like i have. e-mail me if you want to know about the cult i have created, so you can spread the message, goodbye. then, remember scars look good.|
|07 Sep 2001||Parker||well, i always rather liked the idea of injecting some sort of anaesthetic into your veins, stopping your heart. not all that flashy, but pretty creative, i'd say.
lock yourself away somewhere, an oubliette'd be swell (not really all that common these days though), and then, as your hunger increases, rip shreds of flesh from your own body for sustenance. nice sort of a literal self-consumption, dont ya think? *grin* and what'd happened if you managed to swallow some intestine, so that it sorta wrapped down your throat into the stomach and back into the intestine that you've already swallowed? it'd be a feat of willpower (and lack of gag reflex) but it'd be damn fuckin cool to see.
|05 Sep 2001||the guy fawks method||suppose you could always wait till the shops are selling fireworks... just quickly light a load of them and stick them in every hole you have (females have an advantage here obviously) and pretty soon you will probably have halved in weight and (unless you're very unlucky) be dead.|
|31 Aug 2001||RELIGION HATER||Get your father's automatic caliber 50 machine gun...go to your local church on a major event. Call the cops in advance.
Kill as many christians as possible...But make sure you aim at painful spots. Make those disgusting fundamentalists who threatens about hell suffer utterly as they die.
Then the cops will surely come and try to stop you.
Don't bother at the cops. Just keep on shooting christians...
Then the cops will make quick work of you..
This is called suicide by cop...
However you can do something worthwhile and make your suicide meaningful by bringing as many bible stumping, hell threatening christians as possible.
|28 Aug 2001||Nick Harris||Most people commit suicide cause there lives suck like shit or their girlfriend/boyfriend left them.
I have seen this done and it works and you die feeling happy.
1. Kidnap somone you think is hot and remove their clothes and then tie them to some railroad tracks.
2. Put earplugs in both of your ears so you won't hear the train on anything.
3. Take off your clothes and tie yourself on top of them.
4. Have sex with them before you get killed by the speeding train and you'll die happy.
Railroad tracks with a person or people on it
|13 Aug 2001||becci||Lick your fingers then put them in a plug socket in the wall.|
|13 Aug 2001||suicidaire||se rentrer un pieu par les narines, jusqu'au cerveau|
|09 Aug 2001||max||freeze yourself in a deepfreeze|
|17 Jul 2001||devil from hell||1. skin urself alive
2. take a knife and shove it up ur ass
3. take a knife and cut open ur tummy, dig out ur kidneys, and show it to ur parents and say, "hey, check out my kidneys!"
|26 Jun 2001||Kevin Bay||Step 1: Cover body with Filet Mignons (necklace, coat); stew meat works as well.
Step 2: Visit your local zoo.
Step 3: Jump into Lion/Tiger/Bear pits.
Step 4: Run frantically in circles.
|18 Jun 2001||name: no||Sit on a powerful storm drain and get your internal organs sucked out your anus.|
|21 May 2001||Erlymnya the Venomous Whore||Why kill yourself when it's so much fun to kill others?
The top 11 ways to kill someone with a spoon (In reverse order)
1. Put poison in the bowl end of a the spoon your victim is about to use, they will die
2. Bash someone repeatedly with the bowl end
3. Stab someone repeatedly with the edge
4. Gouge out eyes with the handle end
5. Force the whole spoon down the neck to cause suffocation
6. Wedge the spoon sideways into the mouth; the shaft will make eating impossible; death by starvation will follow
7. Fill a room with spoons and, when the door is opened, the spoon avalanche will certainly carry the opener to their doom
8. Stretch a large piece of bungy cord till it is tight, place spoons along its length and let it go. The spoons flying at great velocity will cut the victim to ribbons with their edges
9. Place a small explosive device on the handle end and place the bowl end near a door, edge up, the victim will enter the room, stand on bowl end, the handle end will spring up and the explosive device will fly into the face of the victim killing them instantly
10. Dig a big hole in the ground and cover it with a lot of closely woven spoons, the victim will not notice the hole, the spoons bend beneath them, and they will fall into the hole; death by starvation will follow
11. Tie your victim to an enormous spoon, then get Uri Geller to bend it, the victim's spine will snap and they will die
|15 May 2001||if you are under 13 and you want to kill yourself then you should take a barbie doll, light its hair on fire, and shove it down your throat|
|16 Feb 2001||Al||Take 2 freshly sharpened pencils from your teachers desk place them gently up your nose pointing up, then bang your head on the table untill the pencils ram into your brain and kill you.|
|26 Jan 2001||Yandoon||Buy a staplegun (the kind with the really big industrial staples) and a 2000+ psi high pressure sprayer. (You should get a friend to help you with this suicide) First, have your friend staple you to your garage door (by your wrists, legs, neck, wherever). Then have your friend hook your garden hose up to the high pressure sprayer. Have them turn on the sprayer and blast it at you. The pressure should be enough to rip your skin off. Have him keep blasting it until he makes a hole thru the other side of you (This is probably a really painful way to go). Now you are dead. Have your friend put your body in a trashbag and tell him to never get horny near your dead body because he might have sex with it.|
|25 Jan 2001||Yandoon||If you are a guy: Start jacking off. When your dick is really hard, cut it off with a knife. Since you'd be horny, all the blood would leak from the place you used to have a cock. Then you would have phantom pains and that would probably make you want to take a knife to your throat. If you don't slit your throat, put your dick in your throat and choke on it.
If you are a girl: Take a knife and cut off your nipples and your clit. Then take a gun, put it in your pussy while you're laying down, and pull the trigger. The bullet would probably hit a lot of major organs and kill you.
|25 Jan 2001||Yandoon||A girl I knew actually killed herself this way:
About a week ago, a 13 or 14 year old girl in 9th grade killed herself. She was pregnant and did not want her parents to know (first of all because she didn't have nice, understanding parents and also because she had been pregnant before). She took a knife (I dont know what kind) and cut her abdomen open in an attempt to remove the fetus. Of course, not being a medical student, she cut very incorrectly and sliced into her stomach. She couldn't take the pain at this point because she was not anesthestised (however you spell it) so she got her dad's gun and shot herself in the head.
|08 Dec 2000||Jay||Get 2 ropes... one a few feet longer than the other. Take the long one and tie one end around your feet and the other end around something on the top of a building. Take the shorter rope and tie it to the building, tie the other end around your neck. When you jump, if you do it right the short rope will catch first and rip your head off then you'll fall until the longer rope catches. You'll be hanging upside down with no head and blood pouring out...|