|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|19 Jan 2002||ariosto||jumping from a second floor to a barbed wire fence and obtain terrible injuries so to loose all blood in your body in the way to the hospital|
|17 Jan 2002||__/)(__||If you are under 13, I recommend that you go to an overpass on a highway, not during rush hour, but when it is fairly busy. Time your jump into the fast lane so that you will get slammed by a car with a velocity of 75 mph, in addition to your falling speed. Hopefully all the bones in your body will become broken, and then you will be pulled under the car, and shot out the other side. Now your limp and very dead body will be bouncing all over the highway. In addition to killing yourself, you might cause the unlucky soul what was driving, to run into a cement wall. Or perhaps they will be driven into deep depression...
|10 Jan 2002||Fluffie McDog||First Get fucked outta your mind on any kind of acoholic substance that you can find so your bloods thin. Then get both nipples and eye brows pierced attach, all with chains, then attach the chains to a car and get your buddies to dive until you die.
Have fun :)
|22 Dec 2001||Dougie||the best way to kill yourself when your under 13 is to make a snuff movie with your mom's friends... but u gotta make sure the movie will be released after ur death!!|
|07 Dec 2001||qwertyb1||well you could walk to sckool with nothing on, then lock ur self in the janitor's closet, then cut yer wrists and pour the cleaning chemicals over the cut, then if that doesn't work inhale and drink the chemicals|
|06 Dec 2001||GLORIA KNOWS ME||I BELIEVE THE BEST WAY IS TO DO SOMETHING HORRIBLE AND DISGUSTING, LIKE CHOP OFF YOUR GENITALS AND FRY THEM IN A SKILLET BEFORE YOU BLEED TO DEATH, OR SIMPLEY GO TO A STORE AND BUY RAZOR WIRE MAKE A NOOSE AND HANG YOURSELF. THAT WAY YOU DECAPITATE YOURSELF AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO WAIT. MAKE SURE THERE IS A HUNGRY DOG PENNED UP IN THE ROOM. I WOULD PERSONALY SPEND ALL MY HARD EARNED MONEY (THAT DOESN'T REALLY GO VERY FAR ANYWAY) ON CRACK AND GO DOWN TOWN AND FIND SOME HURTING FIEND AND TELL HIM HE CAN HAVE ALL THE CRACK IN MY POCKET IF HE CHEWS OUT MY THROAT.|
|05 Dec 2001||Raynil||Get a blade, or a really sharp knife, cut the veins around your neck, mainly the large one to kill yourself really fast!! Stab yourself at the back of the head with the knife, this way you won't feel much pain... but remember, you'll have to do it hard and strong or else heaps of pain will follow... Jump off an extremely tall building whilst lit on fire... that way you die in style... KID! (suicide is no JOKE!)|
|04 Dec 2001||Chris||OK. Suicide is selfish. One of my best friends attempted it (with no good reason) and failed. She was worse off afterwards. If something sucks, fix it! Move away, seek counseling, whatever. Don't wait for the world to get better, it won't... Anyhow, the best way is:
1: Go on top of a large (at least 50 feet) building.
2: Tie your feet to something sturdy with a 30 feet long, thick rope.
3: Use a 25 feet long string, preferably thin steel, and tie it around your neck.
4: Glue your hands to your head, upside down.
5: Jump off.
Result: The steel string will cut your head off, leaving you hanging upside down, with your head the right way between your arms. If you do it right, your head will bust someone's window and you'll be peeking in - blood running from your neck and down your face.
Quite humorous to read the well-formulated posts from alledged 13 year-olds. Some are even engaged. Engagements happen, 13 year-old Americans writing well don't.
|13 Nov 2001||linty||eat a bunch of chlorine powder, wash it down with auto brake fluid... it'll take the experts a lot of work to try and figure out what the hell happened. (about 30 seconds after they mix they will burn quite strongly)|
|04 Nov 2001||Bridget||Well... I would be at school. I would take my #2 pencils and stick them into my nostrils. Then I would slam my face against my table.|
|01 Nov 2001||David||JUMPING OFF BRIDGES (slice and dice with piano wire).
Rope, pianowire and a high bridge
Never been tried. Can also be used with a fairly high building, but then the art-motive will disappear.
Cut the rope and wire in various lengths. Each length must not be longer than the height of the bridge.
Tie one end of the ropes and wires to the bridge Tie the other part of the ropes to different bodyparts like thigh, calves, torso etc. Then tie the pianowires around your joints. (Don't forget your genitals..)
When you jump various parts of you body are whipped away by the pianowire nooses, and your bits are held up by the ropes swaying in the breeze. If you to this right you should end up with just your torso hanging by it's neck above the sea, highway, ground.
Do it with friends, and call it art.
|17 Oct 2001||craig milner||cut your dick in half then put vinegar on it have a knife in your hand with the pain of this you will cut of your dick and die of blood loss|
|15 Oct 2001||FRED DURST||cut the sides of ur mouth and the whole of ur body with a pen knife. Then jump into a bath of salt water. Feel the consequences as ur mouth splits open!!!! HAVE A FUN TIME ESPECIALLY WITH M8'S.
FROM FRED DURST, KEZ + CASEY
|14 Oct 2001||Berrie||Go to one of those meat factories at night when it's closed. Set up a hidden camera, and write on the tape "Not to be watched, just broadcasted on nation T.V in 1 month." Then go and lay in the sausage meat shredder machine thing.
At this point take an extremly large amount of pills. (So you die)
Then, if all goes to plan, they'll watch the video and a lot of people won't be feelin' to good!
|11 Oct 2001||Laguna||Shove a vacuum pipe up your ass then turn it on then it will suck all your guts out.|
|30 Sep 2001||Jonathan Payan||I would kill myself by getting in a raceboat and jumping of the back and landing on the propellers.|
|30 Sep 2001||Laura-The-Slut||ok. The best way is get a metal clothes hanger (must be metal) twist and re-shape it so it is transformed into a metal rod (try and get it as straight as possible, otherwise it may get stuck on the way up), remove your clothes. Crouch over a mirrir. hold the hanger firmly in your hand. (you may wish to close your eyes at this point). Aim the hanger to your ass. make sure it is intact with the hole. Take a deep breath and shove upwards as far and fast as you can. (It is possible you might feel a small amount of pain at this point, but worry not, it will soon be over). Keep on ramming the hanger up your ass until your hand meets the opening. Open your eyes. (The sight may be grisly, depending on the damage.) You are soon on your way to death now. lie down, preferably with your legs spread for maximun affect in courtesy of whoever finds you.
You should die within minutes.
|27 Sep 2001||Usama Bin Laden||Relatively simple, Stick your penis in a light socket. Shocking..|
|27 Sep 2001||Charlie Manson||1) dress up in an appropriately disturbing outfit, such as a school girl outfit or altar boy.
2)fix a hose end with a broomstick, and the other with a gas mask.
3)insert the broomstick in your ass, and place the gas mask on your face. as you become excited by the rectal intrusion, you will quickly use up the air in the mask, and pass out, make sure to duct tape the mask to your head as to prevent last minute changes of mind.
4)Drift off into oblivion
|24 Sep 2001||bludmudder||First you will need to get a fire hose. Lube it up and ram the business end of that motherfucker all the way up your ass. When it won't go any further you will need to shove it in some more (an understanding friend may be able to assist you). I suggest getting some strong adhesive tape and wrap your body in it to secure the hose. Next, find a fire hidrant near on a busy street with a lot of people around. Hook up that badboy and open the flood gates. Now SCREAM! Tell everyone how much your life sucks! Tell them! Scream at the heavens! SCREAM! Tell God why you have a fire hose up your ass! Tell him! It would be a good idea to have your middle fingers flailing in the air. I'm not really sure if this will kill you, but if you live you will have a new found love of life; you will now be stronger than anybody else in this cruel world (not to mention very clean passages). A new perspective, and a wide asshole.|