What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|16 Jun 2003
||bang your head on a wall after taking all the pills in your house and washing them down with draino eventually the banging will knock you out! and you wont' wake up!
|16 Jun 2003
||How about in a ball pit? Find one of the many heroine needles junkies leave in there, and stick yerself in the jugular with it. I really hope no one takes this serriously! =*
|13 Jun 2003
||The best way to kill yourself when you're under 13 is to find all of mommy and daddy's medicine and down it with a household cleaner
|10 Jun 2003
||so you want to know the ultimate question of all time well after much thinking i have decided that this is the best way: strap a timed explosive device to yourself then fall asleep this will then explode while you sleep so its painless and leaves a hell of a mess. yay!
|09 Jun 2003
||you can choose one of two simple methods go to the laundry room and pick the washer or the dryer. start the machine climb inside and shut the door. The washing machine will drowned and poison you and the dryer will burn and suffocate you, what ever you prefer...
|07 Jun 2003
||First. hook yourself up on the kind of drugs you only used out of distress when you were a child. Gasoline huffing on virgin lungs would work fine. Second. remove all of your clothing. Third. find a nice ladder. and finally. Throw! your body and mind into an 8 foot Fire Ant hill. the mind has bent. the body is gone. style is the key.
|06 Jun 2003
||let your mum catch u sleeping with your step dad----------- she kill you herself and save you doing it
|03 Jun 2003
||Lay in the McDonalds play house ball pit, and when your obese mom comes in to get you grab her by the leg which will lead to her falling on you and crushing every bone in your body leaving you either dead or paralyzed and really pissed....
|21 May 2003
||Well a really stupid way to kill yourself and I know that a 13 year old can afford it is by eating paper till your body can't take it and it kills you, so it's a slow death but at least a 13 year old can buy it. Oh and the website is great
|10 May 2003
||Well, start by sticking your foot in a toaster. Then turn it on and watch your foot burn. After that's done, cut your left arm off with a monkey wrench. Tie your right arm to your legs. Finally, Jump off a building doing 3 back flips into a pool of cement/quicksand - you pick.
|08 May 2003
||if u wanna kill a baby (which u dont want to do) put them in a microwave and cook them to death!
|24 Apr 2003
||Je l'ai déjà vu dans un dessin humoristique. C'est de lui offrir un costume de Superman et de l'inviter à s'envoler du 15ème étage. Bon, c'est pas vraiment du suicide et il faut que le niard soit limite limite. Mais ça peut amuser une réunion de famille un peu allumée au gros rouge.
|19 Apr 2003
||Have sex with five whores a day. In two weeks you'll have every single konwn STD and might have even developed some undiscovered ones! :-O Now you'll die happy AND you'll have a disease named after you.
|19 Apr 2003
||mincing yourself to death
|16 Apr 2003
||jump off a bridge with a thin wire around your neck attached fifty feet up to the bridge. Can you say "Slice"
|23 Mar 2003
||Remove a cord from a standard household lamp. Attach the ends to a fork. stick it in your bum bum. plug the plug end into the wall.
|19 Mar 2003
||la meilleure forme de suicide pourrait être le couteau de cuisine integré à un scalpel qui pourrait leur permettre de se trancher et la gorge et l'entre cuisse pour être sûr que la mort sera rapide avec une vidange directe des artères....
|18 Mar 2003
||Sharpen two pencils very sharply, stick one in each nostril and bang your fuckin head on something hard. the pencils will just shoot up into your head and you'll be dead in seconds but be careful: if you don't make it proper it might hurt!!
|14 Mar 2003
||The best way is definitely cutting your underdeveloped penis off, and then slitting your own throat until you die. *HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!
|03 Mar 2003
||think of a clockwork orange theme...... strapped to a chair with toothpicks propping your eyelids, forced to digest hours of david schwimer movies......... death shall ensue shortly thereafter