Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
10 Oct 2003 Lauren rig a microwave to work with the door open... put it on fullpower and place your head in it... alternatively if the microwave refuses to work with the door open... you can chop off your head and place it in the microwave... be aware that the microwave will no longer be the cause of death if you do this but just a way of making the body look "interesting" when they find you in the morning... :D
06 Oct 2003 notme Strap a bomb to your belly that will go off one second after you say the word "Immediately". Run into a filled restaurant and scream "I HAVE EATEN A VERY BAD BURRITO AND WILL EXPLODE IMMEDIATELY!", do this while you're holding a lamp in one hand, and a power drill in the other. Ohh and stuff walnuts in your buttcrack. (this will really baffle the investigators)
24 Sep 2003 Carly If you are desperate enough to actually carry the task out, make sure it's a smash hit and that it'll rate high on the shock factor. Something bloody. Very bloody. Perhaps inserting an IV tube up a major vein in your arm and some how hooking it up to an aquarium pump. As the pump does its job, you have the leisure of a few minutes before you black out to write a heart warming message in blood to your family and friends. When I figure it out how to hook the thing up, i'll post it. Oh, by the way, if you are feeling particularly nasty, let the blood drain away onto your parents' nice clean carpet. This should be a perfect way to kill yourself if you have fish.
20 Sep 2003 damon Male: cut off your sexual organ and swallow it making sure not to chew.

Female: take a tampon and tie the string to your tongue, swallow, and drink some water
14 Sep 2003 whats his name play with the next door pit bull dog and kick him like it was your stuffed animal
12 Sep 2003 ashley if you're a guy perform your own circumcision with a butter knife
05 Sep 2003 Phoenix Swallow anything and everything labeled "Harmful if swallowed".
06 Aug 2003 Jade place fishing wire around your throat and pull quick and hard
02 Aug 2003 Joe If you're a girl,
go to a biker bar and ask some scary looking dudes if they could be your daddy and make you feel really good.

-Let me know how it turns out.
Good Luck
22 Jul 2003 dave snap your neck (but it doesn't always work)
11 Jul 2003 Deaths Secret Stick your dick in a blender and chop away. Use this technique if you're a pain freak.

Stick a hose in the tailpipe of your car, start it up. Put the other end of the hose in the backseat. If you're in a garage close the garage door. You'll pass out in 10 minutes. Then you'll wake up dead and realize you still exist, just without a body.
16 Jun 2003 Jen bang your head on a wall after taking all the pills in your house and washing them down with draino eventually the banging will knock you out! and you wont' wake up!
16 Jun 2003 Geo How about in a ball pit? Find one of the many heroine needles junkies leave in there, and stick yerself in the jugular with it. I really hope no one takes this serriously! =*
13 Jun 2003 samantha The best way to kill yourself when you're under 13 is to find all of mommy and daddy's medicine and down it with a household cleaner
10 Jun 2003 dick so you want to know the ultimate question of all time well after much thinking i have decided that this is the best way: strap a timed explosive device to yourself then fall asleep this will then explode while you sleep so its painless and leaves a hell of a mess. yay!
09 Jun 2003 craig you can choose one of two simple methods go to the laundry room and pick the washer or the dryer. start the machine climb inside and shut the door. The washing machine will drowned and poison you and the dryer will burn and suffocate you, what ever you prefer...
07 Jun 2003 Skidz First. hook yourself up on the kind of drugs you only used out of distress when you were a child. Gasoline huffing on virgin lungs would work fine. Second. remove all of your clothing. Third. find a nice ladder. and finally. Throw! your body and mind into an 8 foot Fire Ant hill. the mind has bent. the body is gone. style is the key.
06 Jun 2003 hermione granger let your mum catch u sleeping with your step dad----------- she kill you herself and save you doing it
03 Jun 2003 Tabby Lay in the McDonalds play house ball pit, and when your obese mom comes in to get you grab her by the leg which will lead to her falling on you and crushing every bone in your body leaving you either dead or paralyzed and really pissed....

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