|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|01 Mar 2004||princess lightaewter||drink rubbin achool and windex and cleaning supplies|
|26 Feb 2004||El MacFearsome||tell your drunken, abusive father that you think you're a homo and try to tongue-kiss him|
|14 Feb 2004||Kayla||the best way to kill yourself if you under the age of 13 would be tell your mother you're pregnant with by your dad and you're keeping the baby, no matter what
oh ps and the doc said it's twins!
|11 Feb 2004||Mathieu Malouf||Il faut d'abord obtenir la permission de se servir du poële et inviter des gens à bouffer chez soi en leur fixant un rendez-vous dans une demi-heure environ, pour se laisser du temps. Ensuite on fait revenir des échalottes, on ajoute des champignons, du vin blanc, de la crême et, après s'être rasé le corps entier et extrait les yeux, dents, ongles et autres abats, on se fait revenir gentiment, bien câlé au fond de notre poëlon favori.|
|04 Feb 2004||cyrill||hmmm... you should ask this friend ov mine... email@example.com|
|07 Jan 2004||Buddism Artist||This site sucks, spice it up a bit. Pictures of corpse will be nice. KIDS! if you gonna commit suicide, please take the before and after picture, so you will be famous after you die. Have your friend photocopy the death certificate. I am getting sick of all these talks with no actions. I might start to kill someone soon. If I know where you live, i will go over there and kill you in your sleep personally! Yes, i will cut off your head with a samurai sword while you are sleeping. No pain, simple end. Com'on!!! pussy shit, I want to set you free. You might even go to heaven, who knows. Email your address to me, leave your doors unlocked at night, I will kill you, take picture, and send it everywhere in the world. Be a sport, be an artist, be famous after you die. Don't worry, I am a sword master. 0.03 second to chop your head off. I am not even asking to get paid.|
|03 Jan 2004||cnidaria||first, i suggest you strip down to nothing, shave your entire body, paint your entire body aquamarine, and then dump honey bbq sauce on your genitals. after that you strategically place peacock feathers in your anal crevice. next, after completion of those first tasks, you pierce your nipples with ring bologna. immediately after that you tattoo "jurisprudence" on your left earlobe. then go stand on the top shelf of an arab owned local business, and do a back-flip while shooting yourself with a flaming cross-bow straight into your jugular. a brilliant way to die, if i do say so myself.|
|31 Dec 2003||Alvira In WV||Stab your eyes with forks, very harshly, play heavy metal music like myself! All the time, non-stop! Cut out your tongue and staple it to your pets forehead. Sniff Clorox and stick a level up your butt, what!|
|31 Dec 2003||pinke||hang yourself in a phonebox that way you can say your last good byez before you go.|
|26 Dec 2003||Kelly (damien)||If u wanna be creative you can do this. Cut your stomach and pull out your intestines, then hang yourself with it! Gross huh? Either that or you can take a BIG knife, put the tip on the roof of your mouth and take a hammer and hammer the knife into your brain. Man 12 yr olds have some weird ideas but i'm one of 'em!|
|19 Dec 2003||Leslie||Suffocate in a plastic bag without a warning label|
|10 Dec 2003||Rich||First do something really bad so you really feel that you have to, like rape and kill someone else. Then take a coathanger, push it behind your windpipe, this hurts a little, then twist it back together and tie a rope to it, the other end to your bed then jump out your window. be sure to tie your knots good.|
|02 Dec 2003||the NihiLaNth||take a siringe pull out the plunger end, tape and air compressor hose into the hole. insert into veins and turn on air compressor and voila! turn yourself into a balloon|
|30 Nov 2003||gabbi||chop your ear off and choke on it!!!|
|26 Nov 2003||BONNIE||CUT YOURSELF ALL OVER SO YOU LOOK LIKE A MAP THEN POOR ACID ON YOURSELF AND CUT YOUR WRISTS.|
|22 Nov 2003||andy||umm........ visit iraq?|
|04 Nov 2003||Bily||Tell your dad that you fucked your mom when he was nailin the chick that babysits you.|
|28 Oct 2003||lucie||se taillader avec une petite cuillère et verser du sel dessus ou alors laisser pourrir pour choper la gangrène et mourir lentement dans d'atroces souffrances accompagnées de convulsions spasmodiques (hors jours fériés)|
|26 Oct 2003||talli||down a bottle of toilet cleaner|
|13 Oct 2003||Dan||- Go to a cemetary and fuck an ancient corpse, if the maggots inside your body don't kill you, the VD and sicknesses you get will.
- Put glass in your food and start eating. Yummy!
- Put your head in front of a door and slam it until you're head falls off
- Quick and painless: Jump head first from your roof. Don't be a pussy, if its not high, it WILL HURT. And if its not head first, you probably wont even die.