|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|02 Dec 2003||the NihiLaNth||take a siringe pull out the plunger end, tape and air compressor hose into the hole. insert into veins and turn on air compressor and voila! turn yourself into a balloon|
|30 Nov 2003||gabbi||chop your ear off and choke on it!!!|
|26 Nov 2003||BONNIE||CUT YOURSELF ALL OVER SO YOU LOOK LIKE A MAP THEN POOR ACID ON YOURSELF AND CUT YOUR WRISTS.|
|22 Nov 2003||andy||umm........ visit iraq?|
|04 Nov 2003||Bily||Tell your dad that you fucked your mom when he was nailin the chick that babysits you.|
|28 Oct 2003||lucie||se taillader avec une petite cuillère et verser du sel dessus ou alors laisser pourrir pour choper la gangrène et mourir lentement dans d'atroces souffrances accompagnées de convulsions spasmodiques (hors jours fériés)|
|26 Oct 2003||talli||down a bottle of toilet cleaner|
|13 Oct 2003||Dan||- Go to a cemetary and fuck an ancient corpse, if the maggots inside your body don't kill you, the VD and sicknesses you get will.
- Put glass in your food and start eating. Yummy!
- Put your head in front of a door and slam it until you're head falls off
- Quick and painless: Jump head first from your roof. Don't be a pussy, if its not high, it WILL HURT. And if its not head first, you probably wont even die.
|10 Oct 2003||Lauren||rig a microwave to work with the door open... put it on fullpower and place your head in it... alternatively if the microwave refuses to work with the door open... you can chop off your head and place it in the microwave... be aware that the microwave will no longer be the cause of death if you do this but just a way of making the body look "interesting" when they find you in the morning... :D|
|06 Oct 2003||notme||Strap a bomb to your belly that will go off one second after you say the word "Immediately". Run into a filled restaurant and scream "I HAVE EATEN A VERY BAD BURRITO AND WILL EXPLODE IMMEDIATELY!", do this while you're holding a lamp in one hand, and a power drill in the other. Ohh and stuff walnuts in your buttcrack. (this will really baffle the investigators)|
|24 Sep 2003||Carly||If you are desperate enough to actually carry the task out, make sure it's a smash hit and that it'll rate high on the shock factor. Something bloody. Very bloody. Perhaps inserting an IV tube up a major vein in your arm and some how hooking it up to an aquarium pump. As the pump does its job, you have the leisure of a few minutes before you black out to write a heart warming message in blood to your family and friends. When I figure it out how to hook the thing up, i'll post it. Oh, by the way, if you are feeling particularly nasty, let the blood drain away onto your parents' nice clean carpet. This should be a perfect way to kill yourself if you have fish.|
|20 Sep 2003||damon||Male: cut off your sexual organ and swallow it making sure not to chew.
Female: take a tampon and tie the string to your tongue, swallow, and drink some water
|14 Sep 2003||whats his name||play with the next door pit bull dog and kick him like it was your stuffed animal|
|12 Sep 2003||ashley||if you're a guy perform your own circumcision with a butter knife|
|05 Sep 2003||Phoenix||Swallow anything and everything labeled "Harmful if swallowed".|
|06 Aug 2003||Jade||place fishing wire around your throat and pull quick and hard|
|02 Aug 2003||Joe||If you're a girl,
go to a biker bar and ask some scary looking dudes if they could be your daddy and make you feel really good.
-Let me know how it turns out.
|22 Jul 2003||dave||snap your neck (but it doesn't always work)|
|11 Jul 2003||Deaths Secret||Stick your dick in a blender and chop away. Use this technique if you're a pain freak.
Stick a hose in the tailpipe of your car, start it up. Put the other end of the hose in the backseat. If you're in a garage close the garage door. You'll pass out in 10 minutes. Then you'll wake up dead and realize you still exist, just without a body.
|25 Jun 2003||KRISTEN (KD)||WHY KEEP ALL THE FUN TO YOURSELF? GET A FRIEND TO MURDER YOU IF THEY WANT TO MURDER SOMEONE AND MAKE IT LOOK LIKE SUICIDE BY HIM HANGING YOU OR SOMETHING!!!!|