Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
07 Aug 2002 YA KNOW WHAT Fuck a goat without any cowboy boots just let it keep kickin the shit outta of ya and buckin ya until you're all fucked up with gruesome blood and dead!
07 Aug 2002 ACTIIIIOOOONNNN Stick your head into a wall of wires inside an old building, keep playing with the wires until they start playin back and dont let go!
07 Aug 2002 Deep Sleep Okay herez what ya gotta do......
Ties yourself up with chains onto a car or truck, any vehichle thats workin, let someone turn the ignition and keep goin, draggin your oh sorry pity ass down the fuckin road, and for the remains, can throw ya off a cliff somewhere.
06 Aug 2002 FuckFace Okay this might help: Take an old pair of cletes, well old or new, and take out the spikes, sit them straight up in the air, find a high enough jumping post and without thinking, "accidentally" fall on top of the spikes.
Hope ya'll feel better, cause I know I do!
29 Jul 2002 Velguader With the medication and alcohol methods, you can't just rely on OD'ing on its own. You could get busted convulsing on the floor by a "loved" one. To juice it up, tie a plastic bag over your head. You need to rely on asphyxiation here. The drugs and alcohol might kill your nerves and involuntary reflexes if not yourself. And remember to do it on an empty stomach. The last thing we need is to wake up still alive in a shitty existence in our own vommit.
23 Jul 2002 jack meoff y dont u take a metal wire and snick it up your dick and put the uther end in an outlet? (it should kill u and if it doesnt just go take a piss on an electric fence).
23 Jul 2002 ben take a bunch of broken bottles and eat them it should cut your insides up bad and kill your ass
18 Jun 2002 John Scome I'm not 13 but let me tell you a little about my life. I have no friends no family I don't even work I make money mugging people on the streets.
I've killed people before it feels so good to hear them scream about how they got a family, because that makes me want to kill them even more.
As I take the knife and drive it into their stomache 6-7 times i watch as they see their life flashing between their eyes.
It feels so good to watch some old bitch die watch her pleed for her life, scream at me begging me to fuck her or anything for me not to kill her. I love it I sit there and strangle them untill they pass out then I take my 9MM and shoot them 3-6 times in their chest...
I hope one day I will get caught so I get the death penalty, I have shotten myself 6 times in the stomache hoping to die, but my stupid landlord found me passed out. god I'd like to shoot that fucker, I just can't shoot myself in the head though, it's too hard for me. I've murded 30+ people and still haven't gotten caught, what sadness.
30 May 2002 insanly-mad get a really large automatic weapon from your father's garage, and walk into the local (busy) supermarket, and shoot, 7 random innocent bystanders, then shoot yourself through the mouth!
20 May 2002 Mudd Puddle Sew your asshole, puss or dick up and then staple and tape your mouth shut so you can have all the shit that your full of come out your ears!
10 Apr 2002 Bus Driver Willie Lay down behind a middle school bus with your head right under the tire and wait for all the middle school kids to finish getting on the bus.
09 Apr 2002 The Laminator Laminate yourself.
03 Apr 2002 cowie well if you wanna kill yourself in a slow and painful way then i suggest that u just get a 6 inch nail and shove it up ur nose into ur brain cavity then turn it in little circles while that sets in.... get another object and puncture the thin layer of skin in the back of ur throat... it will kill u instantly... if not cause so much pain u will want to put yourself out of ur misery so.. it will happen pretty damn quick...
12 Mar 2002 David Bradley stick a glass bottle down your neck and smash your windpipe with a hammer and in doing so you will break the glass, which will cut the lining of your throat, leaving you to bleed to death with very little blood present
04 Mar 2002 KK the killer s'immoler par le feu. ├ža dure plus longtemps et les souffrances sont plus atroces encore
09 Feb 2002 dead and forgotten simply pretend you're a car and that you're low on fluids, give it a fuel up, then stick a lighter up your ass along with some fire works and display your parts for everyone
01 Feb 2002 BILL BILLSON I'D HAVE TO SAY THE BEST WAY TO KILL YOURSELF IS TO HAVE SEX WITH ME. I HAVE AIDS.
25 Jan 2002 one fucked up nut if you really want to go out in a way so that no one will forget you i have some good ideas for all you little devils:
1.) procure a motorcycle, learn to ride it, then go out on the highway without a helmet. when you reach the speed of 100 mph hurl yourself off face first. I assure you there will be nothing left of your face besides a bloody heaping mass of flesh.
2.) This is a good one for anyone who lives near the ocean: find a way to get out to sea, cut yourself in several places and jump in the water, i guarantee no one will forget your pale bloated carcass, with massive chunks of flesh ripped out from a shark, floats to shore or the surface.
3.) have someone very close to you dissect you while you're still alive, then have them place hooks in between the incision and pull in every which way, once your stomach is completely wide open with you watching, your intestines and other organs will proceed to fall out.
4. OR ALL YOU FUCKED UP FUCKS COULD NOT KILL YOURSELVES AND FUCKIN DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE!! NOTHING IS SO BAD WHERE YOU HAVE TO KILL YOURSELF!! I CAN ATTEST TO THAT BECAUSE I WAS A POW IN VIETNAM!! IF YOU WANT TO SEE SOME FUCKED UP SHIT GO TO WAR, MAYBE THEN YOUR MEANINGLESS LIVES WILL BE CUT SHORT BY A RPG SEPARATING YOUR TORSO FROM YOUR LEGS!! OR A SNIPERS BULLET RIPPING YOUR HEAD APART!!! YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK IN FACT IT MAKES ME SO SICK, THAT YOU SHOULD DIE, GO AHEAD KILL YOURSELF, MAKE SURE IT'S A PAINFUL DEATH, ALL YOU LITTLE WEAK IMPUTANT PIECES OF SHIT!
25 Jan 2002 Guardian I'm 15, so I can't really tell you what the best way to kill yourself is when your under 13... not that that should make a difference or anything. Well anyways, what I would do, is first, find a gun. Any gun will do, preferably a semi-automatic... and make sure you have tons of ammo. Go to the main office at your school, make sure no one is around. Point the gun at the clerk, and demand the schedules for every jock and prep and christian freak, and goody goody jackass that ever wronged you. Make sure you know exactly what sport all the jocks play, and what position, AND that they are idiots, and their only hope of making it in life is a scholarship by sports. The preps/everyone else, don't really matter. Soon after you leave the office, I am sure your school will announce that it's time to go into lockdown procedure, or code red, or whatever the fuck they call it. Find every classroom that your victims might be in. Bust down the door, order everyone to stay perfectly still, except for your victim. Order them to stand up and come to the front of the room (of course, all of this would be much better if you had one of your homicidal/suicidal friends with you.. just wait, the good parts coming soon) If he happens to be a star quarterback, shoot him in the right shoulder. If he happens to be a soccer player, shoot him in the thigh, etc etc. But don't kill him, kill the preps and assholes, and everyone who doesn't have anything to live for but doesn't know it yet. Beforehand, be sure you leave a will and all that shit for your parents. continue your killing spree untill you get bored, or finish. Then with your remaining bullet, kill yourself. Otherwise, if you don't feel like going through all the trouble of killing all these people yourself, and the preplanning and all that, you can wait untill some other kid starts to shoot up the school, knock him out and take his stuff, when he wakes up, yell at him for being a moron, for a while, and then tell him your plan. ask him to help you out, if he doesn't, kill him and continue as above stated. Don't forget killing yourself in the end, but it's always best to get the assholes first.
21 Jan 2002 Krackpot * Are you a Yoga fanatic? If so then you will probably be able to perfect the 'up your own a$$' position. When you have done this stay up there and don't come out. It shouldn't take too long before the lack of oxygen or the smell gets you.

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