|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|13 May 2004||pierrot le fou||euh... je dirai... dévisagement avec les ongles, puis on fini avec acide aciéique... ouai ça sonne bien pour une bonne fin de semaine entre amis...|
|13 May 2004||Rock on dude||prens un exacto et enlève toi petit bout de peau par petit bout de peau jusqu'a ce que tu soir rendu au muscle et ensuite perfore toi le coeur avec une petite aiguille et fais-en une passoire|
|12 May 2004||emily age 12||slit the wrist with a chef's knife or drive the chef's knife thru your stomach and pull out guts|
|08 May 2004||Nicolette||Well first suggestion i would have is to go visit Charles Manson in a enclosed room. Better yet if your 13 and a chick get pregnant and go do an interview with him... im shure he'd love it... well if you live in the south go play in the swamps when it rains if you dont get ravagely eaten by some swamp creature you'll probably have some kind of incurable flesh eating fungus growing in your vaginal areas... My next suggestion works better in the south but it can be modified to fit your needs... Get caught smoking by the cops and assure them you over fourty-five then tell the gay one to stop looking at you like a piece of meat and that you the first black member of the KKK. Take off your pants and tell them ou have to show them something and piss on them. repeat several times till they get aggravated enough to shoot you. the upside you die and a cop gets arrested win win situation... Drink a cup and a half of bleach; piss of a sadomasochist; put a water hose down your throat and turn on hose (full blast of course) for at least 10 minutes; grab a colouring book and a razor and go sit in a corner sketch the images in the book on your skin dont stop till your whole body is covered; and my last suggestion is to eat shit and die.|
|05 May 2004||heidi||the best way to kill yourself when you are 13 is to jump off a plane without a parachute or hold your nose till u stop breathing, or inject 20 (100mg)needles with insuline into your body, or draw out 40 gallons of blood from your stomach, or cut all the extra fat from your stomach. hey free liposection.|
|28 Apr 2004||ashley||carve your heart out with a pumkin carver.. slowly to experience the full effect|
|16 Apr 2004||Dee||The best way to kill yourself is to slit yur throat with the metal top of a canned food jar..... ouch|
|10 Apr 2004||j||do you want to die with other lets have a sucide party
this is all real no joke join now
|10 Apr 2004||jaded||as i've heard petrol injected into the bloodstreem works it could fuck you up majorly survival being imanant yet unlikely i really dont know as i havent tryed yet but if i do i'll be sure to get my slave to tell of the results|
|08 Apr 2004||alexis||if your a boy: unzip your pants, find a condom and put milk in it, get into bed next to your mom,sister. as soon as they wake up say *you were great last night
girl: same except....do it with your dad, or brother
|06 Apr 2004||Mr. Chan||The best way to kill yourself if you're under 13 is to get a blow torch, place it near your genitals, and scorch them until they are charred and demented. Then you take the blow torch, put it on your belly and scorch your belly. Continue scorching it until the skin begins to rip. Be patient, it may take a few minutes but more flesh will burn away. Eventually you will have scorched so much skin that you are now burning your insides. Continue scorching until your intestines and guts rupture and/or sizzle away, at which point you should die in a couple of hours due to lack of intestines. I believe this is the best way to kill yourself, whether or not you are under 13 because I'm a stupid ass, just like the chump who invented this page.|
|03 Apr 2004||goneone||on webcam in a full chat room with everyone watching|
|01 Apr 2004||jackass||sleep with old men with poisoned penises.|
|01 Apr 2004||anonymous||Get two knives and shove them through your eyes (really deep)|
|23 Mar 2004||Donnyman||Attach your friend's anus to your mouth with cement. Then, as the days and weeks go by, as they continue to eat, they'll just shit down your throat until you choke.|
|21 Mar 2004||Mister K||"I am a suicide survivor"
Hah. Not THAT is a funny quote....
|11 Mar 2004||Lavath|
|01 Mar 2004||princess lightaewter||drink rubbin achool and windex and cleaning supplies|
|26 Feb 2004||El MacFearsome||tell your drunken, abusive father that you think you're a homo and try to tongue-kiss him|
|14 Feb 2004||Kayla||the best way to kill yourself if you under the age of 13 would be tell your mother you're pregnant with by your dad and you're keeping the baby, no matter what
oh ps and the doc said it's twins!