Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
12 May 2006 TIIMMMIEH 1) jump infront of a handi trans.
2) fuck your sister while shes asleep and nock her up.
3)rap your little sister and tell your parents.
4)go to an aa meeting with a 40 of vodka.
5)drink a can of pinsol
yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
08 May 2006 Miranda The best ways to kill yourself when your under 13 and easy access to with NO ONE even suspecting is....
1.)take HOT candle waz (black..he..he)
and pour in your eyes for eyedrops!
2.)Convince your parents you need pepto bismal for your stomach and drink it...ALL
3.)Burn your wrists...deep and hard..
4.)Stick a dildo up the green river killers ass
5.)(Girls only)-Die from to much excitment from orgazim.
08 May 2006 kayle get into a tanning bed, be sure to jam the door and not have it on auto turn off.
03 May 2006 kate hall get gang raped by twenty 80 year old men that have every std known to man
02 May 2006 As you lay dying Find out where an cop and his family live ... wait till the cop goes to work... rape his wive and slit her throat, take a bath in her blood and wear nothing but her lingerie ... strip away the skin of the cops son and eat some parts of his daughter after you raped her too....drink some beer until the cop comes home from a hard working day and wants to have a beer or two ...when he then recongnizes that you drunk up all the beer you are as good as dead
01 May 2006 Person I'm suicidal and I'm not quite twelve. I'll let you damned people know, that unless someone shoots you in the head, you ain't gona die! I've trid 8 different ways to commit suicide.

If anyone wants to try though, I suggest this:

Act innocent and sweet to those damned gullible parents of yours, and ask them if you can have the house to yourself one day after doign all yoru chores and being super nice. They leave house, you find all of those disgusting liquids that parents "hide" under the sink and above the washing machine. Get a big jug. Mix them all together into the jug. Add some sugar - however much you like for all I give a shit. When your done, think of all the people on earth you know hate you. For each person, take a big sip of the jug. If the jug isn't gone, think fo all the people you ahte. Take a big sip for each person. if your still nto done, think of all those goddamn things wrong and screwed up in your life. Take two sips for each thing. If you ain't done with the jug by then, you either got a humongous jug, or I'm gona ask why the hell are you trying to commit suicide, cause if that jug ain't empty it proves your life is pretty decent.
If you don't become extremely ill by 7 days time, try again.

If that doesnt work, try this :

Don't at breakfast, dump it when your parents aren't looking. Don't eat lunch. Just don't buy it. Period. At dinner, just shove teh food in the trash can when your parents start making out over the salad bowl. Do for 3 days straight. Find some extremely strong alcohol, and drink it. You'll most likely puke. Find those crackheads at your school, or work and just buy some of the shit they've got off of 'em. Don't take it. Eat it. Yes eat it. You'll most likely die if you eat that shit. The starvation for 3 days is just so that if it looks unappitizing ( well DUH it will ), you'll be so hungry you'll eat the shit anyways.

Have a happy death folks!
27 Apr 2006 Pablo Escobar Tie a rope to the back of your father's truck and then climb underneath. Wait until he hits the freeway and then let go and just drag for miles and miles. It'll hurt, but not for long. This is by far the best way because it definitely gets the job done, plus if you're father is part of the reason why you're killing yourself then he feels super guilty. Plus at least youll be famous in town which obviously you're currently a nobody so for once in your life...umm death rather...youre the kid everyone's noticing. Isn't that what you really want anyway?
21 Apr 2006 Suicide is my goal in life Well, you guys made me laugh so badly. I am still dying from laughter LMAO! ROFL! unfortunately, i am forced not to make a single sound at this moment. so i have to laugh in silence but this is so HARD. Oh god. Well, I plan to commit suicide within two months. So i am cherishing every moment in my life now. Ha. I love death. You guys brightened my day.
20 Apr 2006 The Bitter End Why do people get so defensive when I add them and ask why they didn't kill themselves? It's not like it matters to me whether any of you live or die.
17 Apr 2006 colton more from the mind of me
u could jump into a vat of gasoline on fire
17 Apr 2006 colton all around ways
1. yell "BLACK POWER!" at a KKK convention
2. eat tons of gunpowder then jump off a cliff
17 Apr 2006 shawty wass poppen mothafuggaz!!! da best way to kill yaself is to pull da trigger right in da head beeach!!
14 Apr 2006 Gil hump a lightbulb socket if your a guy, or crack the light bulb on the lamp plug it in and use it as a dildo(this works both ways). my friend came up with this.
13 Apr 2006 person who hates innocent people 1.go to your girlfriends work doused in gas and alight you go
2.hang yourself in your girlfriends room so she'll walk in on
3.pull a gun out, out of nowhere during a normal convosation and away with the brains

and the ulitamate way to kill yourself and take everything you ever hated out...

1. save money
2. buy or steal 5 to 10 5 gallon gas cans (8.99 each at auto zone)
3. fill up 1 gas can with nothing but your own piss (couple of days if u get help)
4. cover your mother/fathers room in the piss
5. take the remaining gas cans and fill them all with regular unleaded gasoline
6. break into the local hell hole (school)
7. completely cover the eniter inside of the school with the 9 cans of gas (may take a few trips to get the gas up there have a friend with a car drop u off with it)
8. if you dont pass out or trip on the fumes blaze the fucking hell hole
9. sit and wait and possibly trip on the fumes as there burning
10. just think as your nerve endings are rapidly dieing out "i'll see you all in hell"
07 Apr 2006 Vaginal Warts fuck a hooker and get aids
07 Apr 2006 crimson_lenin I would grab a gun and just pull the trigger! I wouldn't care about the mess it leaves. Let those bitches and bastards called your parents clean it up! sure, there will be a funeral. sure, there will be mourners. Fake ass motherfuckers! they are happy you are gone! "Well, that was a waste of time and money." that's all they are going to say. nothing more. I should know. My dad hates my guts! I've tried to commit suicide at least 12 times, but for some reason, I either can't bring myself to do it or there are people, people walk in on you. Those fuckers! they always do that! why can't they fucking understand? I just want to die! I'm on prozac and I still want to die! Either that or i want to go back to my old school and slaughter all those assholes! just walk in with a sawed off bear rifle and blow their fucking heads, arms, and legs off! I wouldn't care if i got the electric chair. Those cops would do me a favor. I wonder if i'll be a hero in hell?
07 Apr 2006 dude that hates innocent people well i must say the ideas here are sick and twisted and totally apalling... and i like it i am pro suicide...i hate people and niggers, and jews, and religous people u wanna have fun before you die so piss people off go into church stand up and say satan spoke to me the other night he told me to tell you to fuck yourself something funny and unique..(remember people the whole suicide bomber thing is wore out and you will get much news time but people will switch right thru so take this advice on things to do before you kick the bucket to make sure you want to do it cos if you do these and backout ur gonna go to prison for a long long long time so might aswell if you do any of these)
1) rob shit...people,cars,gas stations
2) take a neighbors cat and stick a meathook thru it and hang it on there porch
3) peform lipo suction on a fat bitch *you know she needs it*
4) *censored due to explicet hate crime material*
5) go to a tall building and just kick someone thru a window and jump out after them
6) try your hand at robbing banks
7) humilate people
8) drive/walk down the street you live on and every street you can with alot of friends and alot of spraypaint tag everything from cars to houses to bums that you beat up on your way *this is sure to make the news*
9) take a shit in a random persons car right on the drivers seat make sure to bring plenty of tp and wipe the ass and stick the used paper shit side down on the windshield
10) shove dogshit under the door handles of cars so unsuspecting people can get shit on there fingers

have fun fucking with the innocent people c ya
04 Apr 2006 heather Deny yourself a bowel movement for three weeks
02 Apr 2006 sylvia shoot up about 5ml of alcohol. spirits like burbon, vodka. trust me you'll e dead in 10 minutes. thats what we do in australia.
29 Mar 2006 Sonny Tie up all your family and force them to watch you as you pour on petrol and set yourself alight!!!!

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