|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|24 Jun 2004||AlreadyDead||Always look on the bright side of life!
Don't worry, be happy!
Laugh at depression !
If you kill yourself your parents will cry because a funeral is very expensive.
Drink a glass of urine to attain instant-enlightment today!
|14 Jun 2004||CYKO-DISORDER||Suffocate yourself in a sandbox! oh oh oh! what about a nice plastic bag? ((SARCASM))OMG dude! your freakin sick! who would do that!?|
|11 Jun 2004||Robert Hamburger||Seppuku with a frisbee
Seppuku is the ancient art of killing yourself if you get super pissed and cant find anybody else to kill. Ninjas use all sorts of crap to kill themselvesguns, ropes, knives, lasers, spears, etc.and dont even think twice about it. These guys would kill themselves for just about any reason and often for no reason at all: thats why we there are so few ninjas today.
But if you want to commit Seppuku and youre like me, you dont have access to stuff like lasers. But theres hope. I tried to kill myself by swallowing a frisbee a couple of timesand believe me, its pretty cool. The only catch is you have to be really super pissed to do it.
Step 1 Get a frisbee from the store or friend.
Step 2 Clean the Frisbee.
Step 3 Make sure your parents arent around
Step 4 Put something slippery on it, like butter or cream.
Step 5 Get really super pissed.
Step 6 Fold the Frisbee hard (this is crucial)
Step 7 Keep folded and insert Frisbee into mouth hard.
Step 8 Push hard until you cant see it.
Step 9 Wait.
Step 10 Die.
If you succeed, everybody will be like Holy Crap!
|08 Jun 2004||trev||This is how my sister killed herself, she took a water hose and shoved it down her throut while it was on full blast, she blew up like a ballon and eventually she litterally burts her insides came out everywhere, to bad she did this at my neighbours bar-mitzbah after party in the pool and she got blood and her insides all over the guest...it was amazing her that POP and seeing a shower of blood on everything..oh yeah HOLD ON... dont let go....keep choking your self!! c'mon YOU CAN DO IT!!|
|02 Jun 2004||ben||jump in front of a speeding ambulance|
|01 Jun 2004||Jason||Drink battery acid, inject air into your veins, pretend you are old enough to drink by making cocktails of various house hold cleaning products.|
|31 May 2004||if ur white go to the ghetto and start singing oldies|
|28 May 2004||firehead||go to NYC and jump off one of the world trade center's twin towers... wait, you can't.... they're gone!!! haha! fuck you america!|
|28 May 2004||firehead||call your dad "bitch" and spit on his face. he'll do the rest.|
|21 May 2004||alecia||put your head underneath a lawnmower ... you don't need a licence for that. Or... jump on craig (of slipknot) with the spikes's head... that would be cool...|
|20 May 2004||FUCKED UP||Enlist in a Drama Art class then steal the disguise kit. Disguise yourself in Bin Laden with his big ugly fat beard, then steal a prop AK-47. Go to the grocery store and buy a case of pepsi cans. Empty them up and fix them to a belt then bucle up your fake explosives belt.
Then, when Anderson Cooper makes his CNN show, go right ahead, break and enter the studio and claim a terrorist attack in front of national TV.
About a few minutes later, the FBI, the CIA, the ARMY will all be pointing their guns and you will be shot with hundreads of bullets and will be dead.
|18 May 2004||abz||grab the jack from your garage shuv it up ure puss and start pumpin till u split in half lmao|
|13 May 2004||pierrot le fou||euh... je dirai... dévisagement avec les ongles, puis on fini avec acide aciéique... ouai ça sonne bien pour une bonne fin de semaine entre amis...|
|13 May 2004||Rock on dude||prens un exacto et enlève toi petit bout de peau par petit bout de peau jusqu'a ce que tu soir rendu au muscle et ensuite perfore toi le coeur avec une petite aiguille et fais-en une passoire|
|12 May 2004||emily age 12||slit the wrist with a chef's knife or drive the chef's knife thru your stomach and pull out guts|
|08 May 2004||Nicolette||Well first suggestion i would have is to go visit Charles Manson in a enclosed room. Better yet if your 13 and a chick get pregnant and go do an interview with him... im shure he'd love it... well if you live in the south go play in the swamps when it rains if you dont get ravagely eaten by some swamp creature you'll probably have some kind of incurable flesh eating fungus growing in your vaginal areas... My next suggestion works better in the south but it can be modified to fit your needs... Get caught smoking by the cops and assure them you over fourty-five then tell the gay one to stop looking at you like a piece of meat and that you the first black member of the KKK. Take off your pants and tell them ou have to show them something and piss on them. repeat several times till they get aggravated enough to shoot you. the upside you die and a cop gets arrested win win situation... Drink a cup and a half of bleach; piss of a sadomasochist; put a water hose down your throat and turn on hose (full blast of course) for at least 10 minutes; grab a colouring book and a razor and go sit in a corner sketch the images in the book on your skin dont stop till your whole body is covered; and my last suggestion is to eat shit and die.|
|05 May 2004||heidi||the best way to kill yourself when you are 13 is to jump off a plane without a parachute or hold your nose till u stop breathing, or inject 20 (100mg)needles with insuline into your body, or draw out 40 gallons of blood from your stomach, or cut all the extra fat from your stomach. hey free liposection.|
|28 Apr 2004||ashley||carve your heart out with a pumkin carver.. slowly to experience the full effect|
|16 Apr 2004||Dee||The best way to kill yourself is to slit yur throat with the metal top of a canned food jar..... ouch|
|10 Apr 2004||j||do you want to die with other lets have a sucide party
this is all real no joke join now