|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|30 Apr 2005||ACE HOLE||plant a tree in your ass hole. as it grows and develops the roots will dig deep into your body ripping and tearing you apart as it drains every drop of hydration out of your body turning your apperance into the likeness and apperance somewhat like a rasin with tree roots sticking out every where. i just planted an acorn in me bum bum. you have to bury it deep if you want it to grow and survive. if you do not believe this method works please ask mouchette to send you photos of this atrocity. she is the one who told me who to do it.|
|25 Apr 2005||orbie||go to the hospital and find out where someone is quarrientined, rush inside the room and rape them. make sure to lick and swallow some of thiere bodily fluids. do this about five times and then nail a gay doode on the AIDS wing.|
|25 Apr 2005||K D||you could be gay like me and contract AIDS.|
|21 Apr 2005||bob hope||smack yer penis up and down on the table and you dont have to kill yer self yer mom will.|
|18 Apr 2005||averagedesi||Eat your own crap, crap it out, eat that crap, crap it out, etc. Do this until the only thing your digestive system consists of is itself. Have fun!|
|18 Apr 2005||Helen||Bite your tounge and you will bleed to death.If that fails you could always swallow it!|
|26 Mar 2005||kkkkristyn||drinking bleach with a hint of grape soda. duh nobody would know the difference.|
|19 Mar 2005||ewwwww||see i am crazy. if you want to die...
1.get a person who will do surgery on you
2.ask him to get a box of sewing needles and put them in your stomach
3. die of stomach ache
|16 Mar 2005||stan||whos tired of hearing us suicidals talk about how much we want to die,well I am.
I say well all go to the beaches, dams, lakes and any big mass of water an d then we all slit our writs our at the same time... AND LET THE MOTHAFUKIN RIVERS RUN RED... that'll b sum funny ish, half of the worlds porpulation will probaly (the number of ppl in china) die off because they are too much of fags to drink bloody water and all the religouis cooks will think its a sign from god... oh well whatever, maybe that should be the question, what is the best way for a mass of ppl to kill themselves
|13 Mar 2005||Johna||cut your head off with an ax|
|12 Mar 2005||Eileen||Read this and die of laughter|
|09 Mar 2005||emma parkin||stick a screw driver in 1 ear and out the other|
|02 Feb 2005||Warren T. Snumbums||Hay guyz well personally I decided to kill myself in a couple of minutes cause there's nothing good on TV right now and I'm pretty bored. well i decided 2 search the web for teh best way to do it and I decided the best way would be to find a bridge, tie a rope around my legs, then tie an equal length of piano wire around my neck. Both of these I will attach to some stationary object such as one of the rails around the bridge. Then I will shoot myself in the brain and fall off of the bridge. If all goes as planned the piano wire will cut off my head so I will leave a fun dangling corpse in the paths of the semi trucks on the expressway below. Hopefully I can break a couple windshields or at least smear some gore on somebody's hood. If I'm lucky I might even cause a 10-car pileup!!!
Good luck everyone!!!
|18 Jan 2005||daffyd||well i killed my self several years a go now i it was quite painless with a qwick snap to the head and i was dead|
|17 Jan 2005||linux||yes this site is horrid. oh this site is terrible. how could you encourage little minds to do such a vile thing? do you even sleep at night? i think you have vaginal herpes mouchette. and i have syhpillis. maybe we cood hook up and do a swap. i get your genitals and you can have mine. that way we can both find out what its like to be gay.|
|17 Jan 2005||MIKE SIEHL||hey religious maggie, you are so cool. i really like your perspective on life. and church. please write me an email i am a big fan of yours.
ok now back to busnineess. first you need a cow with mad cow disease. i hear all cows in canada have it. go and eat this cows poopie. next eat this cows urine next french kiss the cow. next slit its throat and drink it blood. next eat as much meat off the cow as you can. next sit down and play with your best friend willy until he gets sick all over you.
|17 Jan 2005||lana and air-run 4 evr||become a sandwich. then some one will eat you and you will be magicly transformed into fecalnation. thats 80 parts fecal matter and 20 parts urine.
if this dosent work out you can always go online and try to get someone to meet you. repeat this until you come accross a psyco killer. this web site is a good place to start. :)
|17 Jan 2005||ROCHELLE||GO INTO AS MANY PUBLIC RESTROOMS AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN. DRINK THE TOLIET WATER AND LICK THE RIM OF THE TOILET. SWALLOW. REPEAT AS NEEDED UNTIL YOUR LIVER SWELLS AND MAKES YOU LOOK FAT. YOU NOW HAVE HEPATIDUS. DRINK ALOT OF ALCHOL. GOODNIGHT.
LOOK KIDDIES. YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THE HUMAN BODY TO UNDERSTAND HOW TO MAKE IT STOP LIVING. YOU HAVE TO KNOW EXACTLY HOW MUCH MEDICINE OF WHAT KIND AND DOSE FOR YOUR BODY WEIGHT IS LEATHAL. OTHERWISE YOU WILL ONLY GET SICK. IF YOU WANT TO SLIT YOUR WRISTS YOU HAVE TO KNOW HOW MUCH BLOOD THE HUMAN BODY CONTAINS AND HOW MUCH BLOOD HAS TO BE LOST TO MAKE YOU GO TO SLEEP AND NEVER WAKE UP. IF YOUR GONNA HANG YOURSELF USE THIN WIRE SO YOU WONT DIE SLOW. IT WILL SLICE YOUR HEAD OFF. DO SOME RESEARCH TO FIND OUT WHAT METHOD YOU ARE PLANNING IS MOST EFFECTIVE AND SUTIBLE FOR YOUR CASE. HOPE THIS INFO CAN HELP YA OUT.
|17 Jan 2005||ROCHELLE||GO TO YOUR TEACHER AT SCHOOL AND TELL THEM YOUR DADDY/MOMMY IS COMING INTO YOUR ROOM AT NIGHT AND MAKING YOU TOUCH THEM AND MAKING YOU DO THINGS. STICKING THINGS INTO YOUR BUM. MAKING YOU LICK THEM IN "PLACES". MAKE SURE TO WRITE YOUR PARENTS IN PRISON EVERY WEEK. SAY THINGS LIKE I HAD A BAD DREAM LAST NIGHT THAT YOU CAME IN MY ROOM AGAIN AND MOLESTED ME IN MY BUM WITH YOUR FINGER. NOW ALLOW 2-4 YEARS TO PASS AND ANNOUNCE THAT THE HOLE THING WAS JUST A SCAM. THIS WILL NOT KILL YOU BUT I KNOW THAT THERE ARE SOME WAKO KIDS OUT THERE THAT HATE THERE PARENTS AND WANT TO GET OUT OF THERE HOUSE AND SEE THEM LOCKED UP. I KNOW THAT ONE OF YOU KIDS OUT THERE WILL BE GLAD TO TRY THIS. LOOKING BACK I WISH I HAD.|
|17 Jan 2005||my name is annie||I AM SUCH A LOSR. I CANT EVEN KILL MYSELF SO I GO ON THE INTERNET LOOKING FOR WAYS TO DO IT. I FOUND THIS SITE. LOOKS PRETTY PATHETIC TOO. I TRIED ALL OF THE PILLS AND SLITTIN MY WRISTS. I GUESS I WILL JUST TELL ALL OF YOU THAT I AM TOTALY BULLSHITTING YOU AND I AM NOT SUICIDAL AND I JUST WANT TO GET SEX. I AM A NYMPHO. AND I HAVE AQUIRED IMMUNE DIFFENCINCY SYNDROME. SO IF ANYONE OUT THERE IS SUICIDAL YOU SHOULD WRITE ME AN EMAIL. I AM 15.|