Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
15 Jul 2005 Andy i have been suffering depression since i was about 12 now i've just turned 14. i've tried to many ways to kill my self.....none have worked.... i've found that the best way to deal with all that shit is to just keep trying to commit keeps ur mind off other things. this probably wont work 4 most people but ,hey, i'm weird! recently i've rediscovered the razor blade, drowning and my personal favourite: personal mutilation!! the fun never ceases!:P ok, i'm probably anoyin the crap out of every1 but i find that the best and easiest way 4 me to cope wid this shit is to joke bout it, i don't meen anythin by it and i'm sorry......
08 Jul 2005 i hate my friends another good way to die is to chop someone's dick off maybe your own. then put it in a bowl and wait for some weeks observing it how it is every now and then until it gets rotten and smells of decay and maggots and worms come out of it then eat it now you will take a rope and a small dish then eat the dish (no just put it whole in your mouth) then tie the rope around your head and mouth really hard now because you ate the dick you will want to vomit but because you blocked your mouth you can't so the vomit will go back and forth until the pressure will rise so high and you want to vomit so much that your head will explode and you will die. you must also film the whole thing because the explosion of blood vomit and your brains will be spectacular.
08 Jul 2005 doominator is a silly name one day as ur walking down the street find an enormous scary looking dog that seems to be very wild and hungry then approach it bend over and bite off its dick the dog will get very angry and kill you.
04 Jul 2005 Dias Take a chainsaw and let it do the magic
03 Jul 2005 m0laria Refuse to have sex with Michael Jackson. Upon refusing his advances, he will rape and slaughter you with his small, yet deadly sharp penis.

PS. This only works for males.
01 Jul 2005 The Grim Reaper Dig a hole and jump in it. If possible, have a friend bury you alive. Eventually you will die and guess what? It will save your family the financial burden of funeral costs since you will already be buried.
28 Jun 2005 Anna Wrecksia well starvation dosent work real well. i am down to 7 ana half pounds and still havent died yet.

ok ok i am really 15 pounds. but my goal is 7.5
28 Jun 2005 i spank ducks go online.

print a bunch of porn pictures.

cover your mothers bedroom with the pictures.

wait until she kills you.
27 Jun 2005 Elle pluge in a decent size fan, take the cover off while it is still on and stick your head inside.
26 Jun 2005 Jackass Joe Get a group of friends. Eat about 50 cans of beans between you and have a fart party in a tent!
Note: Your friends will die too
26 Jun 2005 nicola The best way to kill yourself wen your under 13 is to eat a tub of vaseline then put a flame in your mouth it will pop ure brains
26 Jun 2005 Jackass Joe Roll yourself up in guitar string. Attach the string to the top of a bridge and put the string around your waist. Roll off the bridge and when you reach the bottom your body will split in half! and maybe even cause a car pile up!
23 Jun 2005 lara thom cut your hair with a chain saw make sure you cut it down to the skalp
23 Jun 2005 boo poke your eyeballs out with a fork
22 Jun 2005 lisa stick a needle up ur fanny! nd a knife up ur bum ayt the same time!! write 2 me please, i also find shuvving a cucumber up dere helps!
19 Jun 2005 Deux $ Putain you will need one razor blade.

begin cutting around your face so you can peel it off.

after peeling off your face tack it on the wall.

if this is actually a reliable way to commit suicide please write back and tell me how everything went.
18 Jun 2005 bob cut you dick off!!
17 Jun 2005 The Real Deal Hello young people,

I am here to tell you that suicide might be a good option for you. So you're young and you want to kill yourself eh? I understand. Old folks tell you not to do it because you have your whole life ahead of you or some shit like that. Fuck that! Let me tell you, life only gets worse as the years go by. Now you're young and everything is just peachy. You can do whatever the fuck you want, not worry about chronic illness and pain and shit. With each passing second, you are getting fatter, uglier, weaker, more prone to injury and disease, and your ability to learn decreases. Maybe suicide isn't so bad. Believe me, getting old is no good. Even in your early twenties you will start to feel the effects of time taking its toll. By the time you are thirty you'll be all worn out and weak and fat and stupid and stressed. And by the time you're 40-50, a single punch to the gut is so devestating it could kill you. You'll be a weak, middle aged, pathetic, fat piece of shit..... just like Mouchette.

So maybe you should save yourself before you go through some real pain. Once youth is over, you can look forward to a life filled with increasing pain and decreasing competence.
13 Jun 2005 flyin dyin u.s.a. kamikaze shove a stick of dynaite up your butthole, ignite the fuse and be carefull not to fart otherwise the dynamite will be pushed out and youll blow your legs off instead of your ass cheeks and your internal organs

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