Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
07 Oct 2009	rio	throw yourself into the street when you're walking with your parents so that they feel very guilty when a car hits you
15 Sep 2009	speed racer	Wait outside the ar i drink in and at 4am when they close just tand on the road by the exit, i promise i will run you over.
25 Aug 2009	candog	knife your self in the ear all the way to the handle. it has to be an everday steak knife though.
23 Aug 2009	Unlucky Brian	Keep watching more and more reality TV until your grief over not being able to be like all the empty, worthless yet good looking and wealthy people on the show is so overwhelming that the only option is to do yourself in. Then, throw yourself out an 8th(or higher)story window after tying yourself to a chair, taking poison, and stabbing yourself five times. Be sure to leave an angsty, emo sort of suicide note that allows everyone to see how deep and misunderstood you were. Put on clean socks before you go.
21 Aug 2009	Jeff	To chop your balls off and have a friend eat them in front of your face and pull a .45 against your head
18 Aug 2009	Thanata	Hey, I posted here several times a year ago or so and I want to tell you that nothing has changed. So don't hesitate and take your own life when there is still enought time, It's only masquerade ball. I don't know how long shall I last. Will I be able to pretend my life is worthy for a year or more??? I messed up with occult stuff which caused the great imbalance in my life and I just don't know how to bear it anymore. It's more like the shift of my paradigm is needed but where to get strenghth when LBRP doesn't work anymore? They know everything ab0ut you and trust me making an egregore will only piss them off. So kids, stay away from chaos magick and even more from ceremonial stuff unless you're truly ready. I want to die. I'll cut my arteries vertically and move on another astral plane that is supposed to hurt less. Don't take pills, it'll simply make you vomit unless you can obtain some potassim cyanide. Freezing to death is an epic one. But I"m araid I won't last till winter. mouchette thank you for your contribution to the rotten people who just want to end it all. I hope we'll meet one day somwhere on the astral plane.
13 Jul 2009	Fuck Life, Right?	I don't get this, the whole wanting to commit suicide. It's the worst feeling in the world and I think the only reason I haven't already is because of my mom. If I could, I wouldn't know hoe I'd do it. There was something I saw on photobucket... I thought is was pretty fucking hilarious if you ask me. All you'd need is a stool, sharp wire shit, and super glue. Tie the wire around your neck, then tie it to something on the ceiling. Super glue your hands to your head and wait for it to dry. Then just go. The wire should be sharp enough to cut your head off and your hands will be glued to your head looking like you ripped your own head off. It's actually a bit desturbing, but hey; it sounded cool.
02 Jul 2009	|{urse	Jump off a huge building with a cell phone, Call someone who cares on the way down. -or- climb headfirst (feetfirst if you like pain) into a wood chipper, aim the discharge chute (with bag removed) at some assholes house (the white house maybe).
18 Jun 2009	penis	you know what's messed up about this sight (and forgive me for stating the obvious) but it's the fact that most of the people who post are googling "how to kill yourself". I dunno. that seems a little messed up to me. but, then again, maybe it's just the fact that I'M GOING TO KILL YOU ALL!! I'M GOING TO GUT YOU! EVERY LAST FUCKING ONE OF YOU! YOU'RE GOING TO DIE CUNT!HAHAHAHAHAH!!!
15 Apr 2009	kasey	just do it. gun in the mouth. rope around theneck. pills in the stomach. do it. do it. do it. do it.
18 Mar 2009	johnson hockey	fabricate some kind of butt plug and duct tape it in your pucker real good soo you know nothing will come out.next go to an all you can eat sea food buffet and keep eating till your stomach bursts or you choke on your throw up.next if your stomach explodes your gunna die slowly so what i would do is take a couple cans of butane and huff them(inhale the butane straight out of the can)as the butane iz good anesthesia and you wont feel the pain as much.:) fuck off
03 Mar 2009	africanqueen	just take a trip to ethiopia and starve to death
02 Mar 2009	Joanna	To swing in the noose, while looking at yourself in the mirror everytime you turn around in the rope is fantastic, exept for the purple face, and the swollen lips...and the streched long neck. wish I could doit all over again.
08 Feb 2009	Friendly Fire	Walk into a kindergarten class wait for them to stare at you pull out a shotgun say "this is what happens in 1st grade" blow your head off and make sure it sprays all over the kids. your dead 20+ kids are scar for life >:o
03 Feb 2009	SkiTsO ANd FrenIA SKYE LAureNCE SHRiVER	the best way to kill yourselfe is to go on a killing spree Kill Anybody you see Till YOu ARE MOst WANted by the authorities aqquire a gun first .....if you are weaponless at first try grabbing a knife or do an inverted choke hold on someone......................if the cops find you pointing a gun at them they have no choice but to shoot you................besides you can have some fun for awhile when waiting to die
28 Jan 2009	Sally-Anne	ive got it! eat a whole heap of peanuts until one gets clogged in ur butt hole and thus makes u unable to poop. Because of this you shall blow up, it happened to my friends puppy once. Tragic! but a great way to off urself.
25 Jan 2009	Joanna	I think the best way is to tie a rope around the neck, and jump down from a chair. Hopefully I can watch myself in a tall mirror while I hang in the noose, giving you the fuck finger :O)
13 Jan 2009	Hi im Jesus H. Christ!	eat a lot of peanuts untill they get stuck in ur anus and u cant pooh anymore, so you explode. it happened to my friends puppy once. TRY IT! ............wow im wierd. sorry.
10 Jan 2009	Rigahmortis	Dont kill yourself let me kill ya, perhaps in a torturing fashion. Your wondering what I would do, well I would take a thousand razor blades and press it into your flesh, take my pitchfork up out of the fire and soak it down in your chest, through the ribs, spine, cartilidge, muscle, and tissue, and send whats left in the mail to your mammy cuz I think she just might miss you. But first, I want to slowly peel off all your skin. Get grease and boil it hot pour it on you and your friend. I probably should not be so horribly slaughtering the body I am so naughty because I am moderately in to photography following through the autopsy. But thats what I do!
06 Dec 2008	Snakeman	If your searching out for help with your suicidal tendancies, from your friends, your family or even on the net. Dont fol yourself any longer. Speaking to someone or even therapy will never change the fact that you've been hurt. Whether it be a fist, a finger or even a dick, it wasn't meant to go so deeply inside your tight little pooper. And uncle Joes big toe should have never been near your little pre pubesant genitals. Even if you pussy looked like a piece of cotton candy covering a paper cut. Suicide is a great escape from all this pain, even if it hasn't happened to you yet. Spare yourself. My pesonal favorite recomendation is to paper cut your whole body, then roll yourself down a hill of hereoin ( Ratsac can be used as cheaper alternative). This seemingly painless yet highly effective method has proved itself as a number one method time and time again amongst most of my old friends. Remember Life sometimes just aint worth it. Take the Snakeman death roll into consideration, you'll be remembered that way

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