|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|03 Dec 2004||Seymore Butts||Go to a Metallica concert, get in the pit, and "accidently" trip yourself so you get trampled to death.|
|03 Dec 2004||Diehard4me||Heres a good way to kill your self.
you'll need some long cable, a real sharp Knife, and some pain killers. find a real tall Building, and step up. 1st tie one end of the cable around something real heavy. next take the pain killers. then cut a hole in your back right above your ass(where your tail bone is). Tie the other end of the cable around your tail bone. then drive off the building head 1st, so you can smack your head all over the side walk. then when you hit the end of the cable it pull off your tailbone. maybe if your luck you will rip you spine out of your ass. so your spine will just be hanging there. is real messly.
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|27 Nov 2004||Ovidio E. Aldana||Break the bathroom mirror, take the sharpest piece of glass. Cut into your internal organs. Pull out your long-intestines and hang yourself in the attic. Before you attempt to do this, make sure you know that there are dangers to this. You can die. This is especially designed for children over 8 years of age. Happy death!|
|26 Nov 2004||crackjack||Hey everyone! Remember me? It's the queer-loving, gaybasher back to put his 2c on this worthless board!
That will mean this board will be worth two cents from now on (do the maths).
Anyway, as a lecturer at a prominent university in Australia (I won't say which one) I can say I am an expert in everything... yes, everything. That includes suicidal teenagers. I know where your problems come from, you needn't look any further.
If you are a women then this is easily sorted. Are you familiar with the teachings of Freud? He says that when a young girl sees her naked brother she notices that he has a penis while she doesn't. She subconsciously compares her lack of penis to his relatively large one. Although at a young stage this is harmless, it can develop later in life to a series of pyschological problems, all stemming from the original "Penis Envy". Penis Envy can cause a wide range of problems in women and it's up to the women in question to do something about it. You CANNOT blame your abusive family or lover or situation for your problems. Your problems come from the lack of a penis, you may as well accept that as it is an inevitable FACT.
Until you do something about that YOUR PROBLEMS WILL REMAIN. My suggestion in the past had been to fashion one of your own from excess fat on the buttocks and thigh regions. This can shaped, placed in a sausage skin and attached to the nessicary area. This WILL solve your problems. Take it from me I know. I have lectured this stuff for years.
God bless. Think of Jesus when you do it. He will give you strength, amen.
|23 Nov 2004||some sik minded freak||the best way to kill yourself is not to kill yourself physically but mentally. kill every thing inside you, your thouts, your visions and your memories. dont eat dont drink dont talk to any one. kill yourself mentally and then get a pet cat or dog collect there fur in a brush then swallow it leaving a note saying i told you the animals hated me.|
|18 Nov 2004||richard cranium||if you are to scary to use a gun or pillz or razor blade on yourself then get some one else to do it. do you know what suicide by cop is? take a fully automatic weapon in to the police station and begin firing. note: take out as many as possible and scream "death to the pigs, helter skelter" you will be dead in no time.
another way if your too scared is put an add in the paper that says you want to have sex with someone with aids.
another way if your scary is steal your folks car keys and go into the garage. seal off all drafts with duct tape. shut all doors. seal cracks. start car and sit in the car with the windows down and let car idle. get comfortable and try to go to sleep. if no one finds out you will never wake up.
remember kids, think. just because you are depressed dont let that stop you from coming up with your own plan for suicide. you dont need a stupid web site to tell you how to do a very simple thing like kill yourself. its easy. you just need to overcome an obstacle of fear. once you do, nothing will hold you back from sucsess. c'mon its easy. if you cant do this right what makes you think you will ever be able to get anything rite in life. so go put your nikes on and just do it. what er ya waitin for you pitiful and miserable losers.
|18 Nov 2004||mike shiel||hey kiddies, do you know what a 12 guage shotgun is. load a buckshot shell in it and put the end of the barrel in your mouth poiting up twards the top of your head. place the stock on the floor. depress the trigger. congratulations, you have just succesfully commited suicide and didn't feel a thing. be sure to get a video camera and look directly in the lens before you shoot. and make sure the camera is back far enough to get most of your brains exploding out the back of your cranium but not to far back not to be able to get that last look in your eye scene. you can say a few last words if you like. its really cool when you say something like its all your fault mom, you should have never started sucking my penis. lol.|
|17 Nov 2004||Allah of w0ne||hahahaha come see me, i'll do it for you.
always happy to help out the kiddies!
|11 Nov 2004||Floppin Ferry||Claim that you are a terrorist. Make out some papers on your computer and get in touch with a lot of Iraqis in some of the chat rooms. Turn yourself in and see where that takes you.|
|11 Nov 2004||Micky||Go flush ya head in the toliet bowl and dont come up ...see if you can pass 100!|
|09 Nov 2004||Drafalga||Hmmm, I have been pondering this, and have a few suggestions:
2)Playing with your pet blender.
3)Make yourself a marioette using fishhooks fixed to a second story or greater window, then jump.
4)Suckerpunch a gorilla while wearing a banana thong.
5)Wear a towel on your head in a U.S. military base.
6)Attach a hose to a tailpipe, then cut a hole in your throat to feed the hose into.
7)Shotgun with roadsalt. Tasty.
9)Inject gasoline directly into your left right, hold blowtorch into right wrist. Enjoy.
10)One word: Beltsander.
|08 Nov 2004||Nipplez||Get a Big Screen tV, put it on a shelf somewhere high and let it fall off on top of ya or no wait....you can cut your hair with a chainsaw, you can fuck yourself up by jumpin on a sword makin your ass full of nothin but that sharp thing ya wanted, or you can assassinate Bush, or you can meet Big Bubba, which will it be? Guess what, if you are still here bitchin about oh how sorry you feel for yourself and actually think that someone is gonna fuckin care, you're just a loser then, I mean if ya was gonna end it all, wouldn't you have done it already. So to all you jerks out there.....who think that anyone gives a shit about ya would just love to see or hear that you are dead, something less to deal with, better dead than alive.
|08 Nov 2004||Simply Slick||Light up two ciggarettes, cigars, or pot whatever your prefer of smoke, after lighting them up, stick them inside your ears and enjoy!|
|05 Nov 2004||Bogart||If your BLACK (african american or simply nigger) suicide is your best bet no matter your age. No one likes black people.|
|04 Nov 2004||Harry Carry||its just to borring to kill yoruself useing only one way! you have to get creative! use a couple of diffrent ways! it will be fun! who wants an otopsy that says yup she hung herself? you have to have an otopsy like first she overdosed folowd bye slitting her wrists then she blew herself up wile she was in the air hanging herself see that would be fun!!!!!!! so what you need to do is includ at least 4 diffrent ways!!! get it got it good!!!!!|
|04 Nov 2004||Harry Carry||i think getting a Hary Cary blade and putting on a whole Hary Cary ritual! and leave a not that says "what i didnt know what a Hary Cary ritual was!" and for all you stuipid kids under 13 that dont know what a harry cary ritual is first of all let me say you imbarise me then let me tell you what it is! its just some old suiside ritual that you put on when you've discrased your family! so what you do is
1.get a hary cary blad (knife)
2. get the weird sheet of pupiruse paper
3. stab yourself deep then run the blade all around inside of you!
4.let your organs spill out infront of you on the paper!
5. fall down face first in you blood and guts!!!
but im still working on getting a harry carry blade!
|02 Nov 2004||WaitingForSalvation||You tell your parents to let you enjoy the ride. Then choose the ride which takes you at the highest point in the whole universe. Now hesitate a little bit, this is necessary to prepare you for the suicide, and throw youself on the ground. Please remember, while falling on the ground your head must face the ground. This you can do easily by a little practice. If you become able to succeed in the practice itself, then nothing is better than this. Happy suicide!|
|31 Oct 2004||T Scholl||Volunteer for active duty in the Marines or Army and request duty in Iraq. Let Russian Roulette dictate how you die. Maybe a friendly kill. Maybe a patrol duty in which you come into the field of a car or kamikaze bomb. Let your body be blown to kingdom come. Pieces in all directions. Then the world you left becomes your martyrdom. Just another brave soul cut down in the prime of life. If your life sucks that bad, let the military pick up the pieces. They'll do it with pride for free and present you to your loved ones in a cleaned up form for all to cry over. You will also become a war hero. No one will ever know that you did this on purpose. GO FOR IT!!!!!!!!!!
As for you 13 year olds..... Ride your bike along the berm of a busy stretch of two lane or four lane country highway. Seconds before you know a semi is coming up behind you, turn into it's path. Tons of power and metal will roll you over and over until you are a fresh piece of meat. Check out the deer that get hit by semi's if you think I'm wrong. This can be blamed on an accident. You are off the hook and no one will ever know it was on purpose. GO FOR IT you chicken shit!!!!!!!!!!
|30 Oct 2004||stacey||take tons of pills then fuck ur dad!!|