|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|13 Mar 2005||Johna||cut your head off with an ax|
|12 Mar 2005||Eileen||Read this and die of laughter|
|09 Mar 2005||emma parkin||stick a screw driver in 1 ear and out the other|
|02 Feb 2005||Warren T. Snumbums||Hay guyz well personally I decided to kill myself in a couple of minutes cause there's nothing good on TV right now and I'm pretty bored. well i decided 2 search the web for teh best way to do it and I decided the best way would be to find a bridge, tie a rope around my legs, then tie an equal length of piano wire around my neck. Both of these I will attach to some stationary object such as one of the rails around the bridge. Then I will shoot myself in the brain and fall off of the bridge. If all goes as planned the piano wire will cut off my head so I will leave a fun dangling corpse in the paths of the semi trucks on the expressway below. Hopefully I can break a couple windshields or at least smear some gore on somebody's hood. If I'm lucky I might even cause a 10-car pileup!!!
Good luck everyone!!!
|18 Jan 2005||daffyd||well i killed my self several years a go now i it was quite painless with a qwick snap to the head and i was dead|
|17 Jan 2005||linux||yes this site is horrid. oh this site is terrible. how could you encourage little minds to do such a vile thing? do you even sleep at night? i think you have vaginal herpes mouchette. and i have syhpillis. maybe we cood hook up and do a swap. i get your genitals and you can have mine. that way we can both find out what its like to be gay.|
|17 Jan 2005||MIKE SIEHL||hey religious maggie, you are so cool. i really like your perspective on life. and church. please write me an email i am a big fan of yours.
ok now back to busnineess. first you need a cow with mad cow disease. i hear all cows in canada have it. go and eat this cows poopie. next eat this cows urine next french kiss the cow. next slit its throat and drink it blood. next eat as much meat off the cow as you can. next sit down and play with your best friend willy until he gets sick all over you.
|17 Jan 2005||lana and air-run 4 evr||become a sandwich. then some one will eat you and you will be magicly transformed into fecalnation. thats 80 parts fecal matter and 20 parts urine.
if this dosent work out you can always go online and try to get someone to meet you. repeat this until you come accross a psyco killer. this web site is a good place to start. :)
|17 Jan 2005||ROCHELLE||GO INTO AS MANY PUBLIC RESTROOMS AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN. DRINK THE TOLIET WATER AND LICK THE RIM OF THE TOILET. SWALLOW. REPEAT AS NEEDED UNTIL YOUR LIVER SWELLS AND MAKES YOU LOOK FAT. YOU NOW HAVE HEPATIDUS. DRINK ALOT OF ALCHOL. GOODNIGHT.
LOOK KIDDIES. YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THE HUMAN BODY TO UNDERSTAND HOW TO MAKE IT STOP LIVING. YOU HAVE TO KNOW EXACTLY HOW MUCH MEDICINE OF WHAT KIND AND DOSE FOR YOUR BODY WEIGHT IS LEATHAL. OTHERWISE YOU WILL ONLY GET SICK. IF YOU WANT TO SLIT YOUR WRISTS YOU HAVE TO KNOW HOW MUCH BLOOD THE HUMAN BODY CONTAINS AND HOW MUCH BLOOD HAS TO BE LOST TO MAKE YOU GO TO SLEEP AND NEVER WAKE UP. IF YOUR GONNA HANG YOURSELF USE THIN WIRE SO YOU WONT DIE SLOW. IT WILL SLICE YOUR HEAD OFF. DO SOME RESEARCH TO FIND OUT WHAT METHOD YOU ARE PLANNING IS MOST EFFECTIVE AND SUTIBLE FOR YOUR CASE. HOPE THIS INFO CAN HELP YA OUT.
|17 Jan 2005||ROCHELLE||GO TO YOUR TEACHER AT SCHOOL AND TELL THEM YOUR DADDY/MOMMY IS COMING INTO YOUR ROOM AT NIGHT AND MAKING YOU TOUCH THEM AND MAKING YOU DO THINGS. STICKING THINGS INTO YOUR BUM. MAKING YOU LICK THEM IN "PLACES". MAKE SURE TO WRITE YOUR PARENTS IN PRISON EVERY WEEK. SAY THINGS LIKE I HAD A BAD DREAM LAST NIGHT THAT YOU CAME IN MY ROOM AGAIN AND MOLESTED ME IN MY BUM WITH YOUR FINGER. NOW ALLOW 2-4 YEARS TO PASS AND ANNOUNCE THAT THE HOLE THING WAS JUST A SCAM. THIS WILL NOT KILL YOU BUT I KNOW THAT THERE ARE SOME WAKO KIDS OUT THERE THAT HATE THERE PARENTS AND WANT TO GET OUT OF THERE HOUSE AND SEE THEM LOCKED UP. I KNOW THAT ONE OF YOU KIDS OUT THERE WILL BE GLAD TO TRY THIS. LOOKING BACK I WISH I HAD.|
|17 Jan 2005||my name is annie||I AM SUCH A LOSR. I CANT EVEN KILL MYSELF SO I GO ON THE INTERNET LOOKING FOR WAYS TO DO IT. I FOUND THIS SITE. LOOKS PRETTY PATHETIC TOO. I TRIED ALL OF THE PILLS AND SLITTIN MY WRISTS. I GUESS I WILL JUST TELL ALL OF YOU THAT I AM TOTALY BULLSHITTING YOU AND I AM NOT SUICIDAL AND I JUST WANT TO GET SEX. I AM A NYMPHO. AND I HAVE AQUIRED IMMUNE DIFFENCINCY SYNDROME. SO IF ANYONE OUT THERE IS SUICIDAL YOU SHOULD WRITE ME AN EMAIL. I AM 15.|
|16 Jan 2005||The Soul Collector||take an ice pick and gab it in your eye all the way. this will send your body flailing into convulsions and make you parylized. you die instantly if the ice pick goes in your brain deep enough, you need about 15 cm penetration.|
|16 Jan 2005||josh e wash e||the best way depends on how bad you wanna die. real bad just break your neck with your hands by grabbing the bottom of your chin and the top of your fore head when tilting your head to the side. now twist your head until it cant go any more. now use all your might to twist your head off in one motion. good nite.|
|15 Jan 2005||You dont need it||You jump into a pit of electried barbed-wire until your uncontrollable muscles spasms slowely cause your flesh to be ripped apart, thus eventually causing you to die in one of the most painfull and certain suicides of the time.|
|13 Jan 2005||Geena||Well let's see. . . you could always just take a dog leash, wrap it around your neck, throw a ball down the street, and have the dog drag you until you choke or get so many cuts you loose all of your blood.|
|12 Jan 2005||MIKE SIEHL||i just fah-ted and so if anyone is wondering why we just had another tsunami or a violent earthquake i just want to tell all of you i am terribly sorry. well mostly i am just plain old sorry. i always lose the fuckin game and i am so mad i will kill myself. i cant go back to prison cuz they will sexually ASSault me. i just got thru having sex with my mother. she is so drunk.|
|12 Jan 2005||MIKE SIEHL||continued.... i just got thru killing my neghbors cat and then i had sex with its dead corps until it got stiff. i think i got sum kinda disease cuz i got this yellow slime drip drip dripping out of my willie and it burns like acid. although i think mouchettes mom gave it to me instead of the cat.|
|12 Jan 2005||Lenora||i am such a stupid biznoutch. i just fergot to load the gun and i pulled the trigger whilst the barral was in mine mouth. and religious maggie just came over and lapped up my poosy drippings.|
|11 Jan 2005||gildalahara colorado rosado||hi i am from mexico and i want to say if you want to kill yourself you need to stop. go look in the mirror and tell it to your self. say i am going to kill you.... me. and look in your eyes. are you truly wanting to do this or are you looking into eyes full of fear. thats right your a scary little bitch. i just blew my fuckin brains out but it didnt kill me. you know why. cuz i am blonde and i dont need brains only my beautiful poosy and titays and my round rump. thats it. i am a blonde from mexico. i dont need my brains. see if you do.. can you look at yourself in the mirror and blow your brains out. your not suicidal then. your just a scary poosy.|
|11 Jan 2005||Joe Kerr||how does my shite taste my pretty? mouchette....? are you there?
i want to cus you out again. i really need to vent my anger so i dont commit suicide. please post this as if you dont i will get upset and want to kill myself you hipocrate. you are one of the most pathetic people on the face of the earth. do you like to drink your own p. you make me so sick on my insides i could just go kill my neighbors cat. i hate you !!! I FUCKIN HATE YOU AND YOUR GUTS AND THIS SITE> the more i think about it- it just makes me more and more horny. i am now going to go wack my jimmy and think about having wild painful intercourse with my neighbors cat...
TO BE CONTINUED.