|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|30 Oct 2005||jennifer||taking a butcher knife and hacking off every limb of your body until you bleed to death|
|23 Oct 2005||John||Choke on your own genitalia|
|23 Oct 2005||nathan potterix||seriosly right,my mate commited suicide last night,and this morning in school he told me how to do it.so here goes.you could A.open your mouth,and place it over a bunsen burner.
B[and this is sure to work] get the fattest kid in the school to slam dunk in basketball PE and stand under the basket.or
Csneak into a bar,super glue your mouth to the beer dispensor,and turn the tap.thank you all,im here untill thursday.
|21 Oct 2005||blond little girl||join a nazi or kkk cult then try to get out|
|19 Oct 2005||chulliio wierded||to get a dirty old bloke to rape and murder you or strangle urselfwith a piano string after takin a huge overdose and lyin face down in a bath :)|
|17 Oct 2005||Desmond Sweet||in ma skool i am 1 of the most popular kids there. im 17 and a half and yes i put ma real name. i just wanna laugh at u suicidal bastard HAHAHAHAHAHA!! fuck u all life is good, at least if your me HAHAHA! i fuck ma girl all the time u virgin fuck, uall get it up the ass by ur dads HAHAHA! yo u fucking losers just die slow ok, i want to laugh every second of your gay, faggoty, wack, worthless piece of shit live.
JUST DIE, DONT FRONT
by the way i live in boston, and i go to
west roxbury complex (media comm.& tech)
see if u pussies goin do sumthing
im dead seroius mutha fuckas
|16 Oct 2005||gunther||why doesn't everyone on here decide to meet somewhere and all be there, just bring all your weapons, drugs, diseases, anything and everything ya know then kill each other|
|16 Oct 2005||right dead fred||suicide is awesome! I just did it last night!|
|16 Oct 2005||clendenin||does this suicide kit cum with nuts bolts hammers and screws?|
|16 Oct 2005||emily||i think it would be lovly to just kill myself. there are many ways to kill myself but there is one way that would be wonderful.
I WANT TO SOTOMIZE MYSELF WITH A WOODEN STICK UNTIL IT PUTS SO MANY SPILTERS IN MY ASS THAT I BLEED TO DEATH!!!
|08 Oct 2005||katz||Get all the older boys and girls to take you in a feild. Get the faatest one to sit on you.So you pass out. Then get them to preform sexual stuff on.(rape.) Get them to know hang you and then take you do and eat you when u eat small limms when you arent, all that dead. Then get them to preform medievil tourcher techniques on you!|
|06 Oct 2005||pshykotik||hook a battery charger too your braces and turn it on|
|03 Oct 2005||K.D.Lang||Sodimize yourself with a cheesegrater, with each stroke, get a bigger cheesegrater.|
|28 Sep 2005||Sick Bastard||This is the ultimate way of killing yourself. You need:
*A tall building
Now, go to the roof of the tall building. Attach the benjirope properly to your feet and tie it to a pole or something similar. Then tie the piano wire around your neck, and around the same pole as the benjirope.
Then put glue on both of your hands and smack them on the both sides of the head. Jump.
The result; your head will deattach itself from your neck, but will be stuck in your hands. The people down the street see you doing a benji jump while holding your own head, spilling blood all over the place. Very cool!
|26 Sep 2005||Curt Kobane||Fuck your little brother or sister while they are sleeping & tell Dad about your conquests in the morning.|
|11 Sep 2005||fred||shove a pen/pencil up each nostril and then smack youre head on a desk making shure that the pen/pencil hit the desk|
|07 Sep 2005||Nigger with a attitude||Go to New Orleans. And be a fucking nigger. The end|
|30 Aug 2005||Eleanor||Take your dads chainsaw and run around town acidently hitting yourself on your head with the chainsaw for each footstep you do.|
|27 Aug 2005||Fat Joe||fuckin pussies,
choke ya fuckin self to death
or take the biggest tv in your house
or apartment (u poor bitches) and drop it on ur head, if failed retry till succesfully done. being rich will make u not want to kill ya self.
p.s. if ur ugly just fuckin shoot ur self or od or sumthing cause nobody wants and ya have no point on livin
member kids jesus always say... only the rich are dont no wat quarters r.
die slow bitches
|20 Aug 2005||Jackass Joe||Get your skateboard and grind on the railway track! The train will get rid of the mess.|