|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|12 Jan 2005||Lenora||i am such a stupid biznoutch. i just fergot to load the gun and i pulled the trigger whilst the barral was in mine mouth. and religious maggie just came over and lapped up my poosy drippings.|
|11 Jan 2005||gildalahara colorado rosado||hi i am from mexico and i want to say if you want to kill yourself you need to stop. go look in the mirror and tell it to your self. say i am going to kill you.... me. and look in your eyes. are you truly wanting to do this or are you looking into eyes full of fear. thats right your a scary little bitch. i just blew my fuckin brains out but it didnt kill me. you know why. cuz i am blonde and i dont need brains only my beautiful poosy and titays and my round rump. thats it. i am a blonde from mexico. i dont need my brains. see if you do.. can you look at yourself in the mirror and blow your brains out. your not suicidal then. your just a scary poosy.|
|11 Jan 2005||Joe Kerr||how does my shite taste my pretty? mouchette....? are you there?
i want to cus you out again. i really need to vent my anger so i dont commit suicide. please post this as if you dont i will get upset and want to kill myself you hipocrate. you are one of the most pathetic people on the face of the earth. do you like to drink your own p. you make me so sick on my insides i could just go kill my neighbors cat. i hate you !!! I FUCKIN HATE YOU AND YOUR GUTS AND THIS SITE> the more i think about it- it just makes me more and more horny. i am now going to go wack my jimmy and think about having wild painful intercourse with my neighbors cat...
TO BE CONTINUED.
|10 Jan 2005||shauntai||take four boxes maximum strength laxitives, drink metamucil to wash them down, and shit untill your guts fall out.|
|09 Jan 2005||saphyra-lorelei||to shove two pencils up your nose and smash your head really hard on the table so the pencils go into your brain|
|08 Jan 2005||Mr. Gein||A) You can piss me off.
B) You can suck my cock and stop right before I blow my load.
C) Be anywhere near Rosie O'Donald during a fasting.
D) Dress up in all white clothing with a pointy white hood and walk through compton.
E) Marry Scott Peterson.
F) And if you in to sports, you can pull off either a Dale Earndheart, a Sonny Bono, or a John Denver.
Suck the shit out of my ass, the government watches you through your t.v. Rape Dead Fetus'
|07 Jan 2005||MIKE SIEHL||I HAVE BEEN TO PRISON FOR THREE YEARS. IT IS IN THERE I KILLED MY FIRST PERSON. I ENJOYED IT. IT WAS A "RUSH" BETTER THAN DOING LSD OR COCAINE. I LOVE THE WAY THE BLOOD FEELS AS IT SPLATTERS ON ME AS I STAB MY VICTIMS. WELL... ENOUGH ABOUT ME. IF YOU REALLY WANT TO DIE AND ARE TO SCARY CALL ME. MY NUMBER IS 937-898-3783. I WOULD BE HAPPY TO HELP YOU OUT. YOU CAN EMAIL ME AT CAMRON_SDE_O4@YAHOO.COM OR RIGHT TO email@example.com I HOPE I CAN HELP YOU KIDDIES OUT.|
|05 Jan 2005||eddie b||All u gotta do is stick your penis in my asshole. That will kill anybody. I am a fag, and I want u to fuck me, man or woman.|
|01 Jan 2005||jazmine||i used to be suicidal. but i am now not. because my friend mouchette helped me. she said become a porn star. she was right. the first time i got on camera was it. i didnt want to kill myself. if you wanna be in a porno with me please email me at XXshroom_queenXX@yahoo.com it dosent matter if your a boy or a girl. you just gotta be over 18. but if your under still write. we can do somrthing off camera or wait till you turn 18.|
|01 Jan 2005||Rachel||i think its wonderful that you kids wanna kill yourself. i wish more kids would come around to this grand idea. i can t tell you the best way but i definitly think you should be raped first. so if you havent been raped email me. i would love to rape you. my name is rachel. dont worry if your a girl, i have a strap on. i can rape you too. my email is babyXtearz@aol.com email me any time and i will do my best to get to where you are at in a few days to rape you. thankz.|
|01 Jan 2005||tommie||this is a mesage for all people who are suicidal due to the fact of severe tragic events in thier lives. look you dont need to worry. if you are planning suicide you are obviously on the right track already. what do you think people who have experienced things like you do. just go on with life like its ok? hell no. they blow thier fuckin head off. they hang themselves. they slit thier wrists deep wide and long. they jump off stuff real high. so quit being scard and just do whats normal and fuckin do it. your still here? what er you waiting for?|
|01 Jan 2005||spider||hook a hose up to your mouth and nose with a face mask similar to a medical one. it must be sealed. take the other end and stick it up your ass. it must be sealed also. as you shit and fart these toxins will work themselves into your mouth and down into your stomach. this will make you very sick and adventuall kill you. i promise you all these feely touchy douch bags wont want to sit down with you and "talk" either. imagine it. you have a hose with shit in it hooked up to your head and the other end going in to your pants.|
|01 Jan 2005||i eat sulfur||do like me and eat sulfur. once you get down the first few mouthfulls it dont taste too bad. well it wont actually kill you immediatly. you throw up. but keep doing it. you will starve to death like a kid in somolia.|
|01 Jan 2005||claude the fraude||i got it.
fall on a pick axe.
if it dont work the first time keep doing it.
practice makes perfect.
|01 Jan 2005||Integer Zero||Piss off a rabid kangaroo|
|30 Dec 2004||sharron chaffer||go get at least 10 pit bulls. fed em and make em strong. then dont feed em for a whole day. the next day in the afternoon let em loose in a fenced yard cover your self in blood and baked beans and dog food in a can and finnaly gravy. now bust out your door running. you will be dead in no time.
|25 Dec 2004||MIKE SIEHL||say kiddies, do you know what sulfuric acid is? it is battery acid for cars. you can get some in pure form for a motor cycle battery. get some. get a syringe and put some in the syringe with lots of air. plunge the needle quickly into your butt cheeck and depress the plunger. the acid will begin flowing thru your veins and burning all living tissue that it comes in contact with.
you will probably die or go into shock before it reaches your brain or heart. its quick and easy. se la ve frenchie.
|24 Dec 2004||santa's lil helper||(Recommended for under 13) pull out the potato peeler and start peeling your legs. Peel wherever you can. Then stick the peelings in a box, preferably a shoebox. If your feeling bold stick in your ears and maybe a eyeball or two. Poor salt all over your legs and open wounds for an extra zap. Hehe Then you lay yourself on your bed with the box next to you. Have a homemade bomb ready next to you. (Recipe can be found on the net And the bomb should be, preferably, in a syringe) the syringed bomb is for your ass. Squeeze the syringe up your ass and push the liquid out. The results should be quick and well if the pain doesnt kill ya then just jump out your window. That should gather some attention! Whoot Whoot!|
|17 Dec 2004||damien||le meilleur est d'avaler des braises brulantes et de se mettre unn tisonier sur le sternum, c'est radical.vive la cheminée|
|15 Dec 2004||stef||Stab yourself repeatedly in the face with a cheese grater|