Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
31 May 2005 c-a-r-e-l-e-s-s killer 1.)Go to a black neighborhood and act wigger((your sure to get yourself shot))
2.)If you wanna go to heavan drive nails through your hands into a huge cross ((acctually i dont know if that would get you to heaven or hell ...hmmmm))
3.)Dispart a shaving razor and cut into your stomache therefore causing you to bleed to death.
4.)Jam you arm into an oven with it on at full heat! ((reminder*:dont take your hand out.))
5.)ask a doctor how to become light sensitive and do so then revealing yourself to the sun and burning/tortured/w/e ect. to death

(hope these 5 suicide attempt tips help ^_^))
30 May 2005 BEACHASSNEEGA WELL I KNOW BEFORE YOU KILL YOURSELF I WOULD LIKE TO REQUEST YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER, NAME, D.L. NUMBER, BIRTHDATE, BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND ANY OTHER SORTS OF INFO I WILL NEED TO SCAM THE CREDIT CARD PEOPLE. PLEASE I ASK YOU TO HELP ME. YOUR PROBLEMS ARE GOING TO BE OVER. I AM INVOLVED IN A MILITIA AND NEED FUNDS TO SUPPLY WEAPONS FOR MY MILITIA MEN.
25 May 2005 josh ttake two #2 pencils and put them up your nose. when your friends start asking questions and the bell for 3rd period rings. Wait, wait for your teacher to make a big fuss......have u waited long enough? is he yell? Ok perfect now without saying a word smack your face into the desk. when u break your nose and the pencils are JAMMED (sp?) upward they should kill you. if not.. then u have a damn good story.
24 May 2005 paul hanging yourself with Guitar strings (preferably high E, extrathin) this way when you jump from the tree branch the E-strings will tighten and probably decapitate you...sweet
23 May 2005 Harry The Hippo Look, its this easy, pick up the computer that you are using now, and smash it over your head. If you are still not dead, keep the computer pllugged in and take a shower. If you do not die after this, cut out your intestines and try to rewire the computer.
22 May 2005 Hurricane Harry Ok, first of all, peirce your nose. Maybe with a screwdriver i dont know. Then tie a rope around the hole in your nose, and tie the other end to a taxi. When somebody gets in the taxi and the taxi begins to drive away, try to keep up with it. Its a bit of a challenge and can sometimes result in getting your head ripped off!!!
21 May 2005 dimitri Invent a time machine then travel back to WW2. Approach Hitler and inform him that you are a gay/lesbian jew and you wish to invite him to join your annual jewish gangbag bash.
21 May 2005 meamshfora take a bath in meat tenderiser, go camping in the wilderness and your last memory will be the swarm of mosquitos rapidly approaching... THEN YOU'LL BE DEAD, FRED!!
20 May 2005 Jackson walk around a sinagog with your hand up shouting "HEIL HITLER!!!!"
06 May 2005 Keith Hey I just had the best day ever. I proposed to my girlfriend and she said yes. I also made an A on my Philosophy term paper. Then me and my girlfriend had the best sex of our lives. My band played a killer show earlier today too. We each made about $650 each for our performance. Life is so good. :) I'm gonna go blow my head off with a shotgun at my family reunion today. :) Have a nice day to everyone else. I know I did :)
04 May 2005 milly and becca attempt brain suragery on your-self and remember to take a piece for keeps!
03 May 2005 lynkin get up in the morning and get dressed. your ready for school know and you now what your going to do. greet your friends on the school bus and smile. when the bell for first period rings your ready. start on top of the school. get your already prepared slipkknot and begin the carefull work of securing your noose to the flagpole. stand at attention and look around. the cost is clear. "you pledge aligence to the flag.." take a look at the flag as you set the noose about your neck. in god you trust.
03 May 2005 lara thom get a chain saw and try to cut your hair
30 Apr 2005 arnel arnaldo if any of you kiddies want to die but are afraid please contact me by email. i am a psycopathic phedopile who loves to fondle and molest little childrens bottoms. afterwards i always kill the child. with a butcher knife. if i dont kill the child while having sex i cant climax. i must kill the children. so kiddies please email me if you cant kill yourself(scary bitches) and you want help. please email me.
30 Apr 2005 ACE HOLE plant a tree in your ass hole. as it grows and develops the roots will dig deep into your body ripping and tearing you apart as it drains every drop of hydration out of your body turning your apperance into the likeness and apperance somewhat like a rasin with tree roots sticking out every where. i just planted an acorn in me bum bum. you have to bury it deep if you want it to grow and survive. if you do not believe this method works please ask mouchette to send you photos of this atrocity. she is the one who told me who to do it.
25 Apr 2005 orbie go to the hospital and find out where someone is quarrientined, rush inside the room and rape them. make sure to lick and swallow some of thiere bodily fluids. do this about five times and then nail a gay doode on the AIDS wing.
25 Apr 2005 K D you could be gay like me and contract AIDS.
21 Apr 2005 bob hope smack yer penis up and down on the table and you dont have to kill yer self yer mom will.
18 Apr 2005 averagedesi Eat your own crap, crap it out, eat that crap, crap it out, etc. Do this until the only thing your digestive system consists of is itself. Have fun!
18 Apr 2005 Helen Bite your tounge and you will bleed to death.If that fails you could always swallow it!

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