|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|13 Nov 2006||Angel of Death!!||Listen dude! if u want everyone to remember u after ur gone the do one thing- Call all ur loved one's to ur house, make them stand opposite u then pour kerosine over urself, sit on a chair look directly at them all, then start smiling this really physco smile with all the evil in you and then torch urself! then it's just a matter of time till u burn up. And they'll remember u alrite fr the rest of thier klives and beyond.
ps- it would be better if u could keep ur smile while ur burning!!
|07 Nov 2006||françois||Tu te coupe les pieds et suce tes moignons juqu'à les vider de leur sang|
|05 Nov 2006||Raff||In Classs,, take a sharp pencil or pen shuve it up ur nostril and on 3 bang it on the table...suicide is a great answer if u ask me...Death is much more easier than life|
|28 Oct 2006||elegantly waisted||Lay under a see-saw. Instruct two of your friends to hop on and 'teeter.' When the saw returns to the ground, voila! You will be squashed!
((i love your site, mouch!))
|15 Oct 2006||You know My Name||Jump off a build with a note reading "I am now a fallen angel and will return back to God". That is what you call a beutiful and quite interesting death,|
|08 Oct 2006||Dan||Consuming 8 lbs. of Play-Dough and dying from the bowel obstruction.|
|03 Sep 2006||stick your head down a toilet.
stick your head in a bath full of water.
Stick your head in a sink full of water.
you will drown then ha ha ha ha
|23 Aug 2006||paki hater||take some high explosives and fix them to ur belt and run into a mosque while those paki bastards are praying and detonate|
|17 Aug 2006||GEORGE W. BUSH||this just in kiddies...
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|14 Aug 2006||Herr und Meister||WIR MUSSEN DIE JUDEN AUSROTTEN!|
|13 Aug 2006||PsychoGroupie||Tell everyone you care about you love them then if you like it slow and painful maybe overdose on ibuprofen. Cut all over your body. If you like it quick take a gun to your head or smash your head really quick like in Final destination 3. Or if your a total fucking psycho and wierd cut off your leg and eat it while you bleed to death|
|27 Jul 2006||Tash||Drinking nail varnish remover mixed with vodka..Enough of that would kill me? Right?|
|08 Jul 2006||waza||razor blade your skin off then dive in a vat of salt|
|06 Jul 2006||Kym||have someone blind you with their headlights in the middle of the night, and then let them run you over and you wont even see it happen. =D|
|30 Jun 2006||mr.drtgrtdgs||get a sword and stick it up ur ass|
|04 Jun 2006||Dori||Impailing yourself with a pair of safety scissors through your chest or neck. You decide!!! Have fun running with scissors!|
|01 Jun 2006||Ruth||Get naked and cuver your self with literfloid and stand in the middel of the steert and light a mach, then let it bern untilit hits your fingertips.|
|31 May 2006||suicide man||The best way to kill yourself is to get some shit and glue your mouth shut. if that does not work get someone to hold you under mud until you die. I hop this helped|
|30 May 2006||Ian||Im gonna feed myself to a wild animal, at least i would have contributed to this world. i think suicidals shouldnt be concerned about pain it is the price of death and it will be nothing compared to the pain that we will experiance in hell.|
|28 May 2006||Sexy bitch||Find someone who likes u and has aids. Fuck him or her up and make sure you get aids or hmv. Make sure u do it for a couple of hours or even days.|