|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|03 May 2007||hor||Ask your gardener to help you through his chipper shreader while its running|
|02 May 2007||happy the clown.||find the cleaning cabinet. drink all fluids inside.|
|27 Apr 2007||BLAM||YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING STUPID!!!
I'VE ALREADY KILLED 5 PEOPLE WHO HAVE HURT ME AND I PLAN TO KILL MANY MORE.
AND WHEN I GET CAUGHT IM GONNA KILL MYSELF.
STUPID FUCKING KIDS!
|26 Apr 2007||play my song.||wicked clowns got more than some pie for ya face.
with a drip drip drip,
its blood on the strip
3 disassembled bodies in the trunk of the whip.
hear the saw saw saw
right below ur jaw
see your own head roll off the table and fall.
see the puk puk puk flaming arrows in ur truck
one in yo lung stuck,
you fucked outta luck.
feel the hack hack hack
knives in yo back
blood down you spine all in yo spine all in yo ass crack.
with a swing swing swing ur throats whistling
the incisions i made are as fine as g-strings.
its the pat pat pat from behing with a bat
and splatter every crack till ur whole head flat
hit you with a jab jab jab
ill punch you in the flab
and drag u to the butcher shop and chop you into slabs.
|26 Apr 2007||Homer Simpson||Hey every1, big suicide party at my house on sat at 10! Don't be late or u'll miss out on all the fun. All u freaks r invited, so please make it to sat n enter the kill-off competition. Whoever has the coolest suicide gets their corpse thrown at their parents! This party is bring-your-own-beer, so no moochin! Ok crazies, so don't forget 2 bring your sharpest n most dangerous objects 2 the party n we'll have 1 hell of a time! Call ahead n tell me ur comin, 1-800-I-KILL-ME|
|25 Apr 2007||ANSWER||put a gun to your head and paint the walls with your brain|
|25 Apr 2007||SuicidalBob||i helped kill my friend he lives in cali i got a gun and blew his brains out it was really fun he wanted me to do it. i did it 12 more times after that to other people :D. I started to get off on it. i found its my passion to help people committ suicide without them knowing it.|
|23 Apr 2007||alexis||you talk to your mom and if u want to make her suffer u kill yourself in front of her own eyes|
|18 Apr 2007||annabelle||I'm not sure-
I just swalled 4 razor blades
its hard to breathe and blood is
coming out of my mouth,
but I'm not dying!!
Why?!.. I don't wanna call the cops and I need to find my needle, I have 409...
|03 Apr 2007||CRAZED||TO GO TO A FUCKING MUSLIM COUNTRY AND GOING ALL U LOT ARE FUCKING DICKHEADS AND MUSLIM AINT A RELIGION OR JUST GO INHALE A DAM LOT OF CARBON MONOXIDE|
|18 Mar 2007||LAPD||I'm already dead
Bang your head against the wall until it breaks and your brain oozes onto the floor
|13 Mar 2007||Genius||Commit a felony that will guarantee you a death sentence (murder, for example). Then, the executioner will realize your wish.
This is called police-assisted suicide.
Very sweet. And the odds of success are 100%.
You can, for instance, kill the one you hate the most. Kill the dude who made your life miserable.
|27 Feb 2007||John Chuck||choking on hotdogs, raise the statistics, and let your friends collect on the insurance.|
|26 Feb 2007||Nathen andrews||i think that you should go on a school massicre and kill off as many of them as you can then charge at the cops and get gunned down by them
at least you get noticed
|18 Feb 2007||Thebeast.||The best way is to let a pack of lions tear you limb from limb until you bleed................|
|17 Feb 2007||Wes Thayer||cyanide, tonic and gingerale. market it as a new lemon-lime soda. thanks for listening, you wretch.|
|12 Feb 2007||racheal||duct tape a plastic bag over your head|
|09 Feb 2007||Dakota||the best way to kill ur self is to hang ur self on ur flag pole at school.
when ur on the no side bridge pretend u lost ur toy out the window, and jump.
Jump off the top of ur school above ur classroom.
watch some of the FINAL DESTINATION MOVIES.
I wil see you in heaven
|01 Feb 2007||Orbis||Considering how so many of you are not taking this seriously--
A bullet is nice. Just if you are 13, chances are, your wrist would be moderatly weak and your trigger finger shakey. You would simply blow out your jaw.
I think the best way to end your life is to not-do it. Living (in my opionion) is so much worse than death. So, if you are under 13, and you read this, you know that your wretchid life is worthless, if you live it will get worse....and what is better than to tourture a horrible person?
|31 Jan 2007||Rupert||EASILY THE BEST WAY TO KILL YOURSELF... READ IT! you'll need:
and a cliff
Method: You go to the top of the cliff, make a loop at both ends of the long cheese wire, a slipknot preferably, THEN tie on end around ur neck and the other around the log, must be heavy, superglue ur hands to the side of your head after, THEN kick of the log from the cliff leaning forward. - result is, the cheese wire will cut of ur head clean, thus killing part satisfied, and then u will fall of, and be discovered dead holding ur head unnatatched from your body, so whoever finds you will think u pulled ur head off with your bare hands LOL, told u mine was the best