|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|28 Nov 2005||Ingleburt Hopperdink||First, cut your brain out with a shotgun, then put it in a glass jar with peanut butter, then eat some acid and trip out watching Faces of Death, then but a motorcycle and pop a wheelie into a brick wall full of dead babies, then then rob a police station wearing a g-string with feces smeared all over your body, then stick a gasoline nozzle up your cornhole and fill yourself with gas then sing "rainbows and polar bears with rabies" and shoot a bear with a bb gun and put ducktape over your anus so the forrest critters can't enter.|
|28 Nov 2005||roach||eat things from under the sink, then put a hamster in your mouth and keep chewing when the vomit comes up an swallow. then drink petrol:D|
|27 Nov 2005||FallenAngel||put your chin in your palm and your fingers on your cheek, with your other hand reach behind your head and grip your head just behind your ear-one quick motion snap your neck- fast..painless..and you'll still be able to see whats going on for 30 seconds (nerve endings) good luck|
|27 Nov 2005||dave long||get a small potato and place a razor blade carefully in the middle and shove the potato up your ass the potato will act as a natural pain killer and the potato will naturally shivil up and the blade will slice the insides of your ass without you feeling it except from the gallons of blood this is a painless and weird way to commit suicide when your 13 go to school and do it that will fuck up the kids in your class :)|
|24 Nov 2005||PitbullBob1||The trick is to end your depression forever, not off yourself. Buy as many antidepressants as possible, using various different doctors. When you have saved up enough pills, take them all at once on an empty stomach followed by a fifth of dad's favorite vodka. (You might want to eat soup beforehand to prevent vomiting.) Then...just lie down comfortably, close your eyes, and wait for your depression to end forever. Should just take about 20-30 minutes. Antidepressants are very powerful medicine. Trust me, I am a psychiatrist and know what the hell I'm talking about.|
|23 Nov 2005||adam peat not its walker :-P||eny big black guy ...go up 2 him and call him a stupid nigger and run 2 ur mams best mate and tell her all the stuff ur mum calls her behined and then run home and suck on ur mums tits (with them 2 chacing u) and and say "GOT ENY MILK ?"and stand still for a moment|
|22 Nov 2005||Devon||Drink bleach when your mom is doing the laundry.|
|22 Nov 2005||Jolène||The best and least painfull way to kill yourself is to drink bleach that way it doesnt hurt unless you want to be hurt in which case your sick!!|
|20 Nov 2005||ANDY||do a die hard,,u know stand in the middle of the hood with a sign that says i hate niggers (please note ONLY WORKS IF UR NOT BLACK)|
|12 Nov 2005||jordan||try doing this. Go to your mom and call her a bitch and the start crying and tell her your sry and then go up to your dad and say that he was dumb fuck and then see if you can out run them when there both chasing you with a chainsaw|
|09 Nov 2005||stuck your head up your ass and dont bother to breathe......|
|07 Nov 2005||April||Cram crayons into your ears until you stab your brains out.|
|03 Nov 2005||Jemma, Jess and Shene'||Go to the cutlery draw, take out the sharpest knife you can find, cut down the veins on your arms to make sure it bleeds LOTZ and LOTZ!!!! The shove the knife in your eye, keep pushing it in untill it slices through your brain and you fall on the ground.... DEAD|
|01 Nov 2005||Mr. Roboto||if you are really wanting to kill yourself you should use radiation. i recomend radiation.
try scanning little babies with radiation to see what amount is leathal and then use 10 times that amount on yourself.
|30 Oct 2005||jennifer||taking a butcher knife and hacking off every limb of your body until you bleed to death|
|23 Oct 2005||John||Choke on your own genitalia|
|23 Oct 2005||nathan potterix||seriosly right,my mate commited suicide last night,and this morning in school he told me how to do it.so here goes.you could A.open your mouth,and place it over a bunsen burner.
B[and this is sure to work] get the fattest kid in the school to slam dunk in basketball PE and stand under the basket.or
Csneak into a bar,super glue your mouth to the beer dispensor,and turn the tap.thank you all,im here untill thursday.
|21 Oct 2005||blond little girl||join a nazi or kkk cult then try to get out|
|19 Oct 2005||chulliio wierded||to get a dirty old bloke to rape and murder you or strangle urselfwith a piano string after takin a huge overdose and lyin face down in a bath :)|
|17 Oct 2005||Desmond Sweet||in ma skool i am 1 of the most popular kids there. im 17 and a half and yes i put ma real name. i just wanna laugh at u suicidal bastard HAHAHAHAHAHA!! fuck u all life is good, at least if your me HAHAHA! i fuck ma girl all the time u virgin fuck, uall get it up the ass by ur dads HAHAHA! yo u fucking losers just die slow ok, i want to laugh every second of your gay, faggoty, wack, worthless piece of shit live.
JUST DIE, DONT FRONT
by the way i live in boston, and i go to
west roxbury complex (media comm.& tech)
see if u pussies goin do sumthing
im dead seroius mutha fuckas