Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
11 May 2007 Djyturz One way would be to walk around East LA at night, or over a weekend. Call it "passive suicide." Eventually, you WILL probably get shot, abducted raped and killed, or just plain run over.
Of course, I've always thought it would be interesting to get hit by a train. As long as you do it unexpectedly, just jump in front of the sucker, who can stop you?

Pills are out of the question. There's usually a period of quiescence during an overdose that gives people time to get you to a hospital.

If you're really into an "active suicide" mood, and don't mind a little pain, find a nice jagged piece of glass or something, go off somewhere by yourself during a time you won't be missed, and slit your throat from ear to ear.

For a more novel approach, buy a hula hoop and put razors or a long strip of sharpened metal on the inside of it. Challenge yourself to a hula hoop contest. Keep going until you sever your top half from your bottom half, or you die from blood loss.

Could anybody tell me the best place and angle for shooting oneself in the head? I'm kind of in need of that information.
03 May 2007   drink and eat your bodies own wastes.
03 May 2007 hor Ask your gardener to help you through his chipper shreader while its running
02 May 2007 happy the clown. find the cleaning cabinet. drink all fluids inside.
27 Apr 2007 BLAM YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING STUPID!!!
I'VE ALREADY KILLED 5 PEOPLE WHO HAVE HURT ME AND I PLAN TO KILL MANY MORE.
AND WHEN I GET CAUGHT IM GONNA KILL MYSELF.
STUPID FUCKING KIDS!
26 Apr 2007 play my song. wicked clowns got more than some pie for ya face.
with a drip drip drip,
its blood on the strip
3 disassembled bodies in the trunk of the whip.
hear the saw saw saw
right below ur jaw
see your own head roll off the table and fall.
see the puk puk puk flaming arrows in ur truck
one in yo lung stuck,
you fucked outta luck.
feel the hack hack hack
knives in yo back
blood down you spine all in yo spine all in yo ass crack.
with a swing swing swing ur throats whistling
the incisions i made are as fine as g-strings.
its the pat pat pat from behing with a bat
and splatter every crack till ur whole head flat
hit you with a jab jab jab
ill punch you in the flab
and drag u to the butcher shop and chop you into slabs.
26 Apr 2007 Homer Simpson Hey every1, big suicide party at my house on sat at 10! Don't be late or u'll miss out on all the fun. All u freaks r invited, so please make it to sat n enter the kill-off competition. Whoever has the coolest suicide gets their corpse thrown at their parents! This party is bring-your-own-beer, so no moochin! Ok crazies, so don't forget 2 bring your sharpest n most dangerous objects 2 the party n we'll have 1 hell of a time! Call ahead n tell me ur comin, 1-800-I-KILL-ME
25 Apr 2007 ANSWER put a gun to your head and paint the walls with your brain
25 Apr 2007 SuicidalBob i helped kill my friend he lives in cali i got a gun and blew his brains out it was really fun he wanted me to do it. i did it 12 more times after that to other people :D. I started to get off on it. i found its my passion to help people committ suicide without them knowing it.
23 Apr 2007 alexis you talk to your mom and if u want to make her suffer u kill yourself in front of her own eyes
18 Apr 2007 annabelle I'm not sure-
I just swalled 4 razor blades
its hard to breathe and blood is
coming out of my mouth,
but I'm not dying!!
Why?!.. I don't wanna call the cops and I need to find my needle, I have 409...
03 Apr 2007 CRAZED TO GO TO A FUCKING MUSLIM COUNTRY AND GOING ALL U LOT ARE FUCKING DICKHEADS AND MUSLIM AINT A RELIGION OR JUST GO INHALE A DAM LOT OF CARBON MONOXIDE
18 Mar 2007 LAPD I'm already dead
Bang your head against the wall until it breaks and your brain oozes onto the floor
13 Mar 2007 Genius Commit a felony that will guarantee you a death sentence (murder, for example). Then, the executioner will realize your wish.

This is called police-assisted suicide.

Very sweet. And the odds of success are 100%.

You can, for instance, kill the one you hate the most. Kill the dude who made your life miserable.
27 Feb 2007 John Chuck choking on hotdogs, raise the statistics, and let your friends collect on the insurance.
26 Feb 2007 Nathen andrews i think that you should go on a school massicre and kill off as many of them as you can then charge at the cops and get gunned down by them
at least you get noticed
18 Feb 2007 Thebeast. The best way is to let a pack of lions tear you limb from limb until you bleed................
17 Feb 2007 Wes Thayer cyanide, tonic and gingerale. market it as a new lemon-lime soda. thanks for listening, you wretch.
12 Feb 2007 racheal duct tape a plastic bag over your head
09 Feb 2007 Dakota the best way to kill ur self is to hang ur self on ur flag pole at school.
when ur on the no side bridge pretend u lost ur toy out the window, and jump.
Jump off the top of ur school above ur classroom.
watch some of the FINAL DESTINATION MOVIES.
I wil see you in heaven

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