|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|11 Dec 2007||mickel||eat a ton of bricks and bludgeon yourself to death with a pigeon|
|10 Dec 2007||c||avec son cul|
|08 Dec 2007||Anonamous suicider||I want to fucking kill myself, and going out in style like them damn kids on TV. Yes, they got famous but are they there to see it? This is a question we all have to ask, but some just more serious than the others. I don't believe suicide will help with your problems. but if you want to do it for fun, there is only one chance and do it right. Ok some of you might thinking of going out in style, we suggestion to you is go to Wisconsin, find a large cow, stick a fire cracker up it's ass and fire it on fire. The cow will get a little agitated and you walk right up to it and slap it in the face... that is if you want to get killed by a cow. Oh yes, all animals have their tempers. More classy style will be getting eaten alive by meat eaters such as tigers or lions. This could be hard to achieve, but you need a zoology degree or anything that permit you to work in a zoo. Go there at night and rub BBQ sauce all over yourself. Drink a lot of alchohol and pain pills, smoke a little bud, if you can get harder drugs the better. Now you walk into the tiger cage, and start calling names. The point is to get them agitated, no fire crackers, they might be shy from loud noises. but just big chunk of meat wraped around your feet and all over. If you are still alive the next morning than good for you.
The point is if you want to kill yourselfs, fine, but if you want to take others with you, you better make sure you know the person, but just some random shooting, that's too messed up, you could of shot me, and I sure don't want to die as one of the victims. You crazy mother fuckers.
|02 Dec 2007||jess||well i no two good ways ..
you can drink a whole lot of nail polish but it taste yuk
so the other way is poisen ya self by putting ash from a cigarete in alchohol it makes poisen togetehr..
|01 Dec 2007||candy?||by far best way is by slicing your trechea with a butcher knife.
make sure its sharp n quick movement to really open it up.
go look in the knive storage place in the kitchen. do it in front of your daddy watching tv.
if you do it i will give you some candy.
|25 Nov 2007||F||You could always hire me..I mean, either way, we both win. I get paid, I get to kill someone, and you get to die.
Or you could die in a more..grandeur, way.
Like, for instance, slitting your wrist with a poisoned and oiled razor. Then put a match to yer skin. See which comes first. Dieing of poison, er having yer bloody arm explode. Sounds like fun to me.
Then again, there is mi friend Brett's idea..put yourself in a bathtub partially full of gasoline, and partially full of water, and drop a match in there. Set yerself on fire, then drop a plugged in hair dryer. Lots of fun to clean up, ay.
|22 Nov 2007||all of u suck||go to america and eat the food. your heart will clog on fat and you will die happy and jolly just like that pedophile named santa clause.|
|21 Nov 2007||EssBe||listening to francis lalanne for hours : it will make your ears bleed and soo, your brain's gonna collapse and leak from your nose your eyes and your ears...|
|21 Nov 2007||mandine||etre né mort|
|07 Nov 2007||ClqMs`_^||Jump of a bridge with a dinamite stick ;-)|
|20 Oct 2007||Bash your skull into the computer|
|20 Oct 2007||Ghandi Mcdonald||There is only one proper way to kill yourself without the so called stigma of "sin" (at any age) and that is simply to stop eating. People do it everyday in 3rd world countries..GIVE IT A GO!( well they dont actually do it by choice). it takes a few weeks or longer so you have plenty of time to change your mind. but if you really want to die, thats the way to go. If you simply wish to drop out of life, stop eating go find a spot you enjoy and stay there. Or walk around I dont really care, its your suicide, make it YOU BABY! other ways of killing yourself are simply intense emotion or stress and happens when you aren't thinking.(so you might kill yourself when you REEAAALLY didnt ACTUALLY want to , you were just having a baaaad day) If you hesitate for 1 second, you won't do it, because it's not what you really wanted to do. All suicides commited by anyway other than "volluntary drop out" are technically accidents because the person wasn't actually thinking properly at the time.;)makes you feel better huh?
dropping out = the best :
1. its non violent
2. up until the point when you pass, its completely reversible. (lets say your 100% set on dying, and a month into sitting there starving you suddenly meet the love of your life...WOO HOO dont wanna die anymore? no problemo, go grab a junior bacon cheeseburger from wendy's.
3.when you die this way of just letting go, its not sad because really they are just ascending to the next level.
|18 Oct 2007||Flamer||Mouchette, I think this question has run its course, and it is time for you to expand in to suicide education. Yes, people need to be educated on proper suicide etiquette. There are so many rude people in the world, and what could be ruder than leaving a messy dismembered body for others to see and clean up. Suicidal depression is no excuse for rudeness. Your question should be "what is the most polite way to kill yourself when you're under 13"
= take a crap before you commit suicide
= if it's going to be bloody, please do it in a bathtub.
= leave trains alone. Engineers don't need the extra hassle.
More suggestions welcome.
|09 Oct 2007||Riley||I'd say go out in an artsy way, draw a mural with your own blood or something on that line.|
|13 Sep 2007||spookyqoutemachine||just read this:
1.At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.
Why don't they kill themselves?
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
There are probably more than 15 peadophiles in the world, maybe in the street?
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.
Thats not true, i hate everyone cos i DONT wanna be like them
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.
I hate happy people, my life is horrible, why should they smile?
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
See Question 2
6. You mean the world to someone.
See Question 2...
7. If not for you, someone may not be living.
If you kill yourself, you can donate your organs to people who don't hate themselves
8. You are special and unique.
You are the all singing, all dancing crap of the world!
9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.
10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
Unless you totally fuck up and end up on the streets or death row.
11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.
12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.
MM good old parent theories again. Someone is always going to be better than you. I REALLY want to win 30 mil, but someone else did.
13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.
Remember where the people who are rude to you live, and burn and sodomise their pets
14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.
I agree, telling people I hate them makes me feel just ace!
15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great.
If you dont, see how long you can hide in the freezer at the supermarket for.
Peace out you sons and daughters of hairy arm-pitted prostitute !
-best post ever.
|01 Sep 2007||Ryan||Get an air soft gun, paint the orange tip or take it off, call the police, tell them your going to kill yourself at your address when they show up, walk aggressively toward an officer, or get a real gun, shoot an office or towards one, or lunge at one with a knife or something...|
|30 Aug 2007||brittney||hitting yourself with a hammer|
|25 Aug 2007||Harry||If you're really bored of living firstly do fuck loads of drugs and struggle with OD's at least u enjoy a year or two of happiness then rap around u alot of gelatine and exploives go to school and explode with a big smile.|
|23 Aug 2007||Pete||swallow two massive spiders and sit back and enjoy as they fight their way out of your stomach.|
|20 Aug 2007||Captain Deepress||there are 2 very effective ways that will always work and can be achieved by nearly everyone.
1: buy yourself some big kitchen knives,chainsaw or what ever you think looks most threatning now walk to your nearest police station or any other guarded place where people with guns are present. now try to kill the first man/woman in sight using said threatning tool, you will either get shot and die (persist if the first shots arent fatal) or kill the armed man/woman in wich case you now have a gun at your disposal.
2: The good'ol guillotine, building one of these puppies is quite easy the materials are all available in most hardware stores(hell you can even order one from the internet ><) if you build it yourself make sure you get hold of the sharpest surface you can find and make it as heavy as possible. quick and painless (make sure you get decapitated tho or your fucked)