|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|20 Oct 2007||Bash your skull into the computer|
|20 Oct 2007||Ghandi Mcdonald||There is only one proper way to kill yourself without the so called stigma of "sin" (at any age) and that is simply to stop eating. People do it everyday in 3rd world countries..GIVE IT A GO!( well they dont actually do it by choice). it takes a few weeks or longer so you have plenty of time to change your mind. but if you really want to die, thats the way to go. If you simply wish to drop out of life, stop eating go find a spot you enjoy and stay there. Or walk around I dont really care, its your suicide, make it YOU BABY! other ways of killing yourself are simply intense emotion or stress and happens when you aren't thinking.(so you might kill yourself when you REEAAALLY didnt ACTUALLY want to , you were just having a baaaad day) If you hesitate for 1 second, you won't do it, because it's not what you really wanted to do. All suicides commited by anyway other than "volluntary drop out" are technically accidents because the person wasn't actually thinking properly at the time.;)makes you feel better huh?
dropping out = the best :
1. its non violent
2. up until the point when you pass, its completely reversible. (lets say your 100% set on dying, and a month into sitting there starving you suddenly meet the love of your life...WOO HOO dont wanna die anymore? no problemo, go grab a junior bacon cheeseburger from wendy's.
3.when you die this way of just letting go, its not sad because really they are just ascending to the next level.
|18 Oct 2007||Flamer||Mouchette, I think this question has run its course, and it is time for you to expand in to suicide education. Yes, people need to be educated on proper suicide etiquette. There are so many rude people in the world, and what could be ruder than leaving a messy dismembered body for others to see and clean up. Suicidal depression is no excuse for rudeness. Your question should be "what is the most polite way to kill yourself when you're under 13"
= take a crap before you commit suicide
= if it's going to be bloody, please do it in a bathtub.
= leave trains alone. Engineers don't need the extra hassle.
More suggestions welcome.
|09 Oct 2007||Riley||I'd say go out in an artsy way, draw a mural with your own blood or something on that line.|
|13 Sep 2007||spookyqoutemachine||just read this:
1.At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.
Why don't they kill themselves?
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
There are probably more than 15 peadophiles in the world, maybe in the street?
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.
Thats not true, i hate everyone cos i DONT wanna be like them
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.
I hate happy people, my life is horrible, why should they smile?
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
See Question 2
6. You mean the world to someone.
See Question 2...
7. If not for you, someone may not be living.
If you kill yourself, you can donate your organs to people who don't hate themselves
8. You are special and unique.
You are the all singing, all dancing crap of the world!
9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.
10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
Unless you totally fuck up and end up on the streets or death row.
11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.
12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.
MM good old parent theories again. Someone is always going to be better than you. I REALLY want to win 30 mil, but someone else did.
13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.
Remember where the people who are rude to you live, and burn and sodomise their pets
14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.
I agree, telling people I hate them makes me feel just ace!
15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great.
If you dont, see how long you can hide in the freezer at the supermarket for.
Peace out you sons and daughters of hairy arm-pitted prostitute !
-best post ever.
|01 Sep 2007||Ryan||Get an air soft gun, paint the orange tip or take it off, call the police, tell them your going to kill yourself at your address when they show up, walk aggressively toward an officer, or get a real gun, shoot an office or towards one, or lunge at one with a knife or something...|
|30 Aug 2007||brittney||hitting yourself with a hammer|
|25 Aug 2007||Harry||If you're really bored of living firstly do fuck loads of drugs and struggle with OD's at least u enjoy a year or two of happiness then rap around u alot of gelatine and exploives go to school and explode with a big smile.|
|23 Aug 2007||Pete||swallow two massive spiders and sit back and enjoy as they fight their way out of your stomach.|
|20 Aug 2007||Captain Deepress||there are 2 very effective ways that will always work and can be achieved by nearly everyone.
1: buy yourself some big kitchen knives,chainsaw or what ever you think looks most threatning now walk to your nearest police station or any other guarded place where people with guns are present. now try to kill the first man/woman in sight using said threatning tool, you will either get shot and die (persist if the first shots arent fatal) or kill the armed man/woman in wich case you now have a gun at your disposal.
2: The good'ol guillotine, building one of these puppies is quite easy the materials are all available in most hardware stores(hell you can even order one from the internet ><) if you build it yourself make sure you get hold of the sharpest surface you can find and make it as heavy as possible. quick and painless (make sure you get decapitated tho or your fucked)
|17 Aug 2007||Dexter||If you want a spectacular death, I know a way that will get you lots of attention. Here's how you do it:
Get yourself a handgun and get to the roof of a tall building. Let people see you and wait for the rescue team to arrive. There'll be a big crowd and some guys standing ready to catch you.
Inevitably someone will come up to 'talk you down'. Give him/her a big smile and say: "Relax, I'm not going to jump". The look on their faces when you pull out the gun and shoot yourself will be priceless.
For the greatest effect, make sure that you fall down after killing yourself. The people down below will be relieved they managed to catch you in time. Double the fun when they see they didn't.
|16 Aug 2007||bubba||age doesn't matter.
you have a lot of weird favorite answers so apparently its not an honest question.
**depression is a chemical imbalance/a disease.
i have suffered uncontrollably for years and have tried suicide many many times.
even though i have suffered brain and nerve dammage i am still alive, so far i am invincable,rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
soon i will use a gun to the heart,then to the head. if i had a poison snake in my back yard, it would be my best friend!! why you ask for email?
|02 Aug 2007||sony||i tried drinking cleaning liquid phenyl but survived , 30 asprins nothing worked...............can anyone suggest an easiest way where the suicide attemt looks like an accident atleast my folks get my insurance money.|
|14 Jul 2007||-Black rose-||"I highly reccomend pissing yourself, followed by a course of praying to your impotent god." Afterwards, I say that you Just slit your wrists like a plain old emo, have another person gauge out your eyes, and another rip out your heart. You'll die sooner or later..more painfully than not. -The Black Rose Alchemist-|
|12 Jul 2007||G. Callie F.||Walk through cougar country covered in cow blood, crawl into every cave and snake den you find, throw knives high up and run beneath them without looking up, stroll through the worst part of the city at midnight, hold an umbrella during a thunder storm, wander into the wilderness and stare at the sun until it doesn't hurt anymore, play cops and robbers with real cops, play cowboys and Indians with real Indians|
|11 Jul 2007||Cartmon||Strap Explosive to you self and go and find some Terrorists.|
|10 Jul 2007||emma kelly||obviously the best way to kill yourself is to insert a large black (as this is the colour of death) umbrella into your mouth and push as far as you can down your throat. once inside you open the umbrella and feel the spokes of death puncture your organs. your blood will spray in all directions so make sure you do this in a small white bathroom for a dramatic effect. do this and you will surely not see your 13th birthday and die|
|01 Jul 2007||statistically speaking.||im not sure what the best way would be. but 30,000 people a year cant be wrong. i mean thats a large number. so u r not alone in this.|
|29 Jun 2007||Sleeping in Kentucky||It has to be ironic. A humorous death does not mock the darkness of a failed life. It demands attention. Maybe a Flintstones vitamin bottle with 25 oxy's inside, or some sleeping pill, and a label that says it will make you big and strong and pretty and smart and rich and handsome and funny and skinny and famous. There are enough heros out there, enough sick who fight their disease. I want a disease damnit. You want a suggestion for a suicide kit, how about a sliver of paper that says you are already dead. Maybe then they will want to live. Or maybe,,,,,|
|23 Jun 2007||warped soul.||a suicide kit is a mothers womb with a lil dash of sea-m/s-on salt.
little bundel of joy gets to live hell.
thanks mom, thanks dad.
yeah right you wanted to fuck.
im an accident right?
well maybe when u find my body they'll say that was an accident.
then they will find the note i mailed today already.
the fucking note reads:
did i finnally make you happy dad? i did what you said would be doing the whole world a favor.
i didnt want to do it but i wanted to make you happy daddy.
at least this way i wont feel it if you beat me anymore.
end of note.
whats even better is since you sleep so soundly i am going to put your finger on the trigger and make you pull the trigger. you will wake immeadiately to see red mist splattered on your forearm and fist and a nice little cloud disapating. you will see what you have done. and i already called the cops and said help me my dad is gonna shoot me.
you fucking bitch.
you take my childhood from me and i send you to prison.
what kinda man are you?
you murdered your own child.
you see kids this is the kind of creativity you need to play on my level.