|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|02 Apr 2008||Johnny Rage||what you'll need is a 20 ft tall building, some super glue, and about 15 ft of cheese or piano wire... so here's what you do, secure one end of the wire to the building, and then secure the other end snuggly around your throat... squirt some super glue onto your dick beaters and stick em to the sides of your head... now take a feet first dive off the building... the end result is the wire decapitates you and since your hands are glued to you melon it looks like you ripped you own head off... if you wanna go for a bonus, find a buddy who's equally suicidal and have him do the same deal, except super glue your hands to the other person's head, then it looks like you ripped off the other person's noggin... you've been a great audience, i'll be here all week|
|01 Mar 2008||James||Convince a doctor that youre an overgrown fetus|
|27 Feb 2008||Suicide anonymous||take a sharp butchers knife out of your kitchen and stab it through your head, or if you prefer your heart.|
|20 Feb 2008||Emo child||tickle your eyeball with a jack hammer. If that doesn't work then try tickle your jap's eye with a chainsaw. If you end up blind and cockless then try fisting yourself with a bear trap.|
|20 Feb 2008||wifebeta||Seal every bodily orifice with cement glue, then go watch 1 cup 2 girls, you'll be sure to choke on your own sick. Don't forget the jap's eye, people always forget.|
|09 Feb 2008||paolin||suck your father s dick|
|26 Jan 2008||hell bound, one way ticket||cut yourself and put rust in the wound.
rust being iron oxide.
it will give you an illness that is known as lock jaw. slow and painfull. i know cuz my uncle got it from stepping on rusty nails. its kinda a shitty way to go. definitly not for you if ur not into the whole pain and suffering thing.
and i do apoologize to those of you who want to but this method isnt you and it adds to the whole hoplessness thing. sorry.
i already put some rust in my wrist slash wound.
see you in hell.
|23 Jan 2008||olivia||stick pins in your wrists or throat!|
|05 Jan 2008||Anonymous||Cut off all your arms and legs. You might want to enlist the help of a friend, or learn to manipulate a chainsaw with your chin.|
|11 Dec 2007||Carola Wollenschlager||i would put a bb gun and a large amount of bbs in the box. that way if you wanted to play you could shoot yourself in the head and live to do it again (maybe for real this time: with a real gun and real bullets), and if you wanted to be serious you could wedge the bb gun in your mouth and fire and fire and fire (and so on...) until your insides filled up with bbs and you explode, killing yourself and splattering brain matter, internal organ goo, and shit on anyone within a certain amount of feet. or you could try to eat the gun, that might work too!|
|11 Dec 2007||mickel||eat a ton of bricks and bludgeon yourself to death with a pigeon|
|10 Dec 2007||c||avec son cul|
|08 Dec 2007||Anonamous suicider||I want to fucking kill myself, and going out in style like them damn kids on TV. Yes, they got famous but are they there to see it? This is a question we all have to ask, but some just more serious than the others. I don't believe suicide will help with your problems. but if you want to do it for fun, there is only one chance and do it right. Ok some of you might thinking of going out in style, we suggestion to you is go to Wisconsin, find a large cow, stick a fire cracker up it's ass and fire it on fire. The cow will get a little agitated and you walk right up to it and slap it in the face... that is if you want to get killed by a cow. Oh yes, all animals have their tempers. More classy style will be getting eaten alive by meat eaters such as tigers or lions. This could be hard to achieve, but you need a zoology degree or anything that permit you to work in a zoo. Go there at night and rub BBQ sauce all over yourself. Drink a lot of alchohol and pain pills, smoke a little bud, if you can get harder drugs the better. Now you walk into the tiger cage, and start calling names. The point is to get them agitated, no fire crackers, they might be shy from loud noises. but just big chunk of meat wraped around your feet and all over. If you are still alive the next morning than good for you.
The point is if you want to kill yourselfs, fine, but if you want to take others with you, you better make sure you know the person, but just some random shooting, that's too messed up, you could of shot me, and I sure don't want to die as one of the victims. You crazy mother fuckers.
|02 Dec 2007||jess||well i no two good ways ..
you can drink a whole lot of nail polish but it taste yuk
so the other way is poisen ya self by putting ash from a cigarete in alchohol it makes poisen togetehr..
|01 Dec 2007||candy?||by far best way is by slicing your trechea with a butcher knife.
make sure its sharp n quick movement to really open it up.
go look in the knive storage place in the kitchen. do it in front of your daddy watching tv.
if you do it i will give you some candy.
|25 Nov 2007||F||You could always hire me..I mean, either way, we both win. I get paid, I get to kill someone, and you get to die.
Or you could die in a more..grandeur, way.
Like, for instance, slitting your wrist with a poisoned and oiled razor. Then put a match to yer skin. See which comes first. Dieing of poison, er having yer bloody arm explode. Sounds like fun to me.
Then again, there is mi friend Brett's idea..put yourself in a bathtub partially full of gasoline, and partially full of water, and drop a match in there. Set yerself on fire, then drop a plugged in hair dryer. Lots of fun to clean up, ay.
|22 Nov 2007||all of u suck||go to america and eat the food. your heart will clog on fat and you will die happy and jolly just like that pedophile named santa clause.|
|21 Nov 2007||EssBe||listening to francis lalanne for hours : it will make your ears bleed and soo, your brain's gonna collapse and leak from your nose your eyes and your ears...|
|21 Nov 2007||mandine||etre né mort|
|07 Nov 2007||ClqMs`_^||Jump of a bridge with a dinamite stick ;-)|