Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
07 Mar 2010 Saul K. Buy a party-sized bottle of coke. Chug it. Repeat until it's coming out your nose and you're breathing sugar. Once you puked a little bit and you can taste bile, then quickly chow down on a tube of Mentos. Voila! You will have turned your room into an Expressionist masterpiece.

Alternative, find out your local gang colors, and go on a circle tour, visiting marked turf as obnoxiously as you can while wearing the colors of the enemy.

Alternatively, walk around in your funeral clothes with a handful of cash in a slum area. You may then overdose yourself on Heroin (inject in your arm, not your eye. It works better that way.) catch a cocktail of STDs, or get robbed. If you are offered your money or your life, however, just say "no." Fight back until they kill you. If they freak out and don't kill you, go after them asking them to kill you until they give you money to go away. Then repeat.

Dress up like part of the floor (cigarette butts, semen, neon, black plastic) and then lie down at the mosh pit of a rave.

Look for strangers in vans who offer you candy. They are your friends.
15 Nov 2009 William MacAdams If you’re socially aware and looking for the dramatic slaughter statement, then head for the biggest hospital in town, to the maternity ward . . . you’ll know what to do. And if you manage to save some of those innocents from life’s bitchery and haven’t been killed, then go straight to the maternity ward waitingroom and take out as many fathers as possible since you can bet your life they’re not done breeding. "A father is always guilty," as Leonardo Sciascia says.
13 Nov 2009 Personne There is only one solution to this problem : You have to let Jesus come into your heart.

To do so, you need :
- A small crucifix with the action figure, from Bigorama (3 rue de Bernadette, 65100 Lourdes)
- A big knife

1) Open your chest with the knife
2) Quickly insert the crucifix
3) Then you're dead

Et voilà !
25 Oct 2009 candog stick a knife in your asshole and bleed to death slowly
07 Oct 2009 Terry i wrap my willy in my neck and i died, try this way and you are deceased blahhhhlalalala
07 Oct 2009 rio throw yourself into the street when you're walking with your parents so that they feel very guilty when a car hits you
15 Sep 2009 speed racer Wait outside the ar i drink in and at 4am when they close just tand on the road by the exit, i promise i will run you over.
25 Aug 2009 candog knife your self in the ear all the way to the handle. it has to be an everday steak knife though.
23 Aug 2009 Unlucky Brian Keep watching more and more reality TV until your grief over not being able to be like all the empty, worthless yet good looking and wealthy people on the show is so overwhelming that the only option is to do yourself in. Then, throw yourself out an 8th(or higher)story window after tying yourself to a chair, taking poison, and stabbing yourself five times. Be sure to leave an angsty, emo sort of suicide note that allows everyone to see how deep and misunderstood you were.

Put on clean socks before you go.
21 Aug 2009 Jeff To chop your balls off and have a friend eat them in front of your face and pull a .45 against your head
18 Aug 2009 Thanata Hey, I posted here several times a year ago or so and I want to tell you that nothing has changed. So don't hesitate and take your own life when there is still enought time, It's only masquerade ball. I don't know how long shall I last. Will I be able to pretend my life is worthy for a year or more???
I messed up with occult stuff which caused the great imbalance in my life and I just don't know how to bear it anymore. It's more like the shift of my paradigm is needed but where to get strenghth when LBRP doesn't work anymore? They know everything ab0ut you and trust me making an egregore will only piss them off. So kids, stay away from chaos magick and even more from ceremonial stuff unless you're truly ready. I want to die. I'll cut my arteries vertically and move on another astral plane that is supposed to hurt less. Don't take pills, it'll simply make you vomit unless you can obtain some potassim cyanide.
Freezing to death is an epic one. But I"m araid I won't last till winter. mouchette thank you for your contribution to the rotten people who just want to end it all.
I hope we'll meet one day somwhere on the astral plane.
13 Jul 2009 Fuck Life, Right? I don't get this, the whole wanting to commit suicide. It's the worst feeling in the world and I think the only reason I haven't already is because of my mom.
If I could, I wouldn't know hoe I'd do it. There was something I saw on photobucket...
I thought is was pretty fucking hilarious if you ask me.
All you'd need is a stool, sharp wire shit, and super glue.
Tie the wire around your neck, then tie it to something on the ceiling. Super glue your hands to your head and wait for it to dry. Then just go. The wire should be sharp enough to cut your head off and your hands will be glued to your head looking like you ripped your own head off.
It's actually a bit desturbing, but hey; it sounded cool.
02 Jul 2009 |{urse Jump off a huge building with a cell phone, Call someone who cares on the way down.


climb headfirst (feetfirst if you like pain) into a wood chipper, aim the discharge chute (with bag removed) at some assholes house (the white house maybe).
18 Jun 2009 penis you know what's messed up about this sight (and forgive me for stating the obvious) but it's the fact that most of the people who post are googling "how to kill yourself".
I dunno. that seems a little messed up to me. but, then again, maybe it's just the fact that I'M GOING TO KILL YOU ALL!! I'M GOING TO GUT YOU! EVERY LAST FUCKING ONE OF YOU! YOU'RE GOING TO DIE CUNT!HAHAHAHAHAH!!!
15 Apr 2009 kasey just do it. gun in the mouth. rope around theneck. pills in the stomach. do it. do it. do it. do it.
18 Mar 2009 johnson hockey fabricate some kind of butt plug and duct tape it in your pucker real good soo you know nothing will come go to an all you can eat sea food buffet and keep eating till your stomach bursts or you choke on your throw if your stomach explodes your gunna die slowly so what i would do is take a couple cans of butane and huff them(inhale the butane straight out of the can)as the butane iz good anesthesia and you wont feel the pain as much.:) fuck off
03 Mar 2009 africanqueen just take a trip to ethiopia and starve to death
02 Mar 2009 Joanna To swing in the noose, while looking at yourself in the mirror everytime you turn around in the rope is fantastic, exept for the purple face, and the swollen lips...and the streched long neck. wish I could doit all over again.
08 Feb 2009 Friendly Fire Walk into a kindergarten class wait for them to stare at you pull out a shotgun say "this is what happens in 1st grade" blow your head off and make sure it sprays all over the kids. your dead 20+ kids are scar for life >:o

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