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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
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25 Dec 2017 |
Start the movie |
Fill up a huge turkey syringe with ketchup. Take off the needle and inject it up your ass. Video you spraying ketchup on the walls out your ass. In the video tell the joke about mamma tomato daddy tomato and baby tomato. When you watch the video later you will laugh so hard your ribs and diaphram will seize out cramping and you will suffocate will laughing. |
25 Dec 2017 |
Meat sack |
Get a job at the zoo. Get eaten by a bear or a lion. A crocidile perhaps. Or go start a fist fight with a silverback. Maybe a tiger? |
25 Dec 2017 |
Fence rider |
Getting impaled on a security fence thats all metal with spikey points on top. If you dont die quickly, and a crowd gathers give them a show and touch yourself sensualy. Touch yourself gently. Touch yourself slowly. This way no one can tell if you are moaning from pain or if you are actualy into this. |
24 Dec 2017 |
Thoughtful and caring individual |
Its important to think about those you leave behind. They will be sad you are dead. We dont want them to be sad. So right before you kill yourself set the curtians on fire so they will burn up while sleeping. |
24 Dec 2017 |
Naked face |
Big kitchen knife. Look in mirror. Slash throat open. Stick fingers inside gaping wound and rip open wider. The goal is to rip off your face and peel it back over your skull, and rip your neck down past your chest at the same time. |
24 Dec 2017 |
Maria |
Hang around |
22 Dec 2017 |
cancerouspotato |
use a kithchen knife down the stream |
20 Dec 2017 |
ANAL cunt |
Go to school in the morning and as bus starts to drive stick head over window as passing truck decapitates you |
18 Dec 2017 |
Lordalys |
Take some barbituric and bury yourself in the snow, dying by hypothermia, so your body will be beautiful forever. |
16 Dec 2017 |
Scott |
Inhaling carbon monoxide. |
15 Dec 2017 |
attandi |
jumping from the rooftop |
10 Dec 2017 |
5cm nips |
Let a rat trap close on your nipples. The intense pain either causes heart failure or it pinches off you nipple. The trick is to do both nipples at the same exact moment. |
09 Dec 2017 |
Malcom Night |
A rope and a tree. |
05 Dec 2017 |
Frisk |
Use a belt to hang yourself. Don’t get caught. |
04 Dec 2017 |
Suicider |
I know the best way to commit suicide, just jump out of the window ;) |
01 Dec 2017 |
SOMEONE WHO IS NOT RETARDED |
FUCKING JUST DO IT PUSSY |
28 Nov 2017 |
Chingchang chong |
Enema overdose |
27 Nov 2017 |
Jim |
Jump off of a tall building head first. It will quickly disconnect your brain from your spinal cord, making you die instantly. Just a few seconds of pain. |
27 Nov 2017 |
Jim |
Jump off of a tall building head first. It will quickly disconnect your brain from your spinal cord, making you die instantly. Just a few seconds of pain. |
26 Nov 2017 |
mr aden skalski |
decapitation with a shovel |