|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|09 Jan 2011||jodi clone forfun||I like to leave a knife on the floor sticked with glue on the bottom so the cutting edge is poiting up. Then I love to drop myself into the floor with my eyes closed and see what happens. :)|
|20 Oct 2010||Oscar||Bleach, and plenty of it. Nom.|
|20 Oct 2010||haha||watching porno and jerk yourself to death|
|05 Aug 2010||heaven knows best||why are you afraid to do it, go ahead, it is your life afterall, why bother you die only once and reborn maybe into a monkey for the sins you have committed, so you decide !!! it is your life man!!|
|19 Jul 2010||go into pedophile house naked and then shout for help.|
|27 May 2010||charlotte||Exploser son vagin avec un christ en fer|
|31 Mar 2010||BetheeBabee||So far I have been thinking of what would work and since I am wishing to die myself, I will complete this task when I am done telling you what to do. So.
First of: Go through all your cupboards in your kitchen, bathroom, shed, everywhere, and find all the "Do Not Swallow" cleaning products around ("Do Not Swallow" written on the back of the bottle under the bold title "Caution")
Second: Mix them all in a bottle or so and stir or shake a little (Some may cause foam, you want to aim away from that)
And Third: Drink up :]
The toxins in the products will act as an acid and most likely rot your stomach and all around it.
Hope you have a happy afterlife :]
|30 Mar 2010||Blake||I suggest eating McDonald's Food Five times a day, 7 day a week, 365 days or until it kills you. Why not enjoy eating and dying at the same time.|
|30 Mar 2010||Ben||Joy can only come after pain. The next time a cop stops you pull out your cell phone and the cop will shoot you.|
|11 Mar 2010||elfamagic||drink 25665 cans of coca cola then put a lighter next to your belly button then lets see what happen|
|07 Mar 2010||Saul K.||Buy a party-sized bottle of coke. Chug it. Repeat until it's coming out your nose and you're breathing sugar. Once you puked a little bit and you can taste bile, then quickly chow down on a tube of Mentos. Voila! You will have turned your room into an Expressionist masterpiece.
Alternative, find out your local gang colors, and go on a circle tour, visiting marked turf as obnoxiously as you can while wearing the colors of the enemy.
Alternatively, walk around in your funeral clothes with a handful of cash in a slum area. You may then overdose yourself on Heroin (inject in your arm, not your eye. It works better that way.) catch a cocktail of STDs, or get robbed. If you are offered your money or your life, however, just say "no." Fight back until they kill you. If they freak out and don't kill you, go after them asking them to kill you until they give you money to go away. Then repeat.
Dress up like part of the floor (cigarette butts, semen, neon, black plastic) and then lie down at the mosh pit of a rave.
Look for strangers in vans who offer you candy. They are your friends.
|27 Nov 2009||ELIZA||JUMP INTO A WOOD CHIPPER FEET FIRST.|
|15 Nov 2009||William MacAdams||If youre socially aware and looking for the dramatic slaughter statement, then head for the biggest hospital in town, to the maternity ward . . . youll know what to do. And if you manage to save some of those innocents from lifes bitchery and havent been killed, then go straight to the maternity ward waitingroom and take out as many fathers as possible since you can bet your life theyre not done breeding. "A father is always guilty," as Leonardo Sciascia says.|
|13 Nov 2009||Personne||There is only one solution to this problem : You have to let Jesus come into your heart.
To do so, you need :
- A small crucifix with the action figure, from Bigorama (3 rue de Bernadette, 65100 Lourdes)
- A big knife
1) Open your chest with the knife
2) Quickly insert the crucifix
3) Then you're dead
Et voilà !
|25 Oct 2009||candog||stick a knife in your asshole and bleed to death slowly|
|07 Oct 2009||Terry||i wrap my willy in my neck and i died, try this way and you are deceased blahhhhlalalala|
|07 Oct 2009||rio||throw yourself into the street when you're walking with your parents so that they feel very guilty when a car hits you|
|15 Sep 2009||speed racer||Wait outside the ar i drink in and at 4am when they close just tand on the road by the exit, i promise i will run you over.|
|25 Aug 2009||candog||knife your self in the ear all the way to the handle. it has to be an everday steak knife though.|
|23 Aug 2009||Unlucky Brian||Keep watching more and more reality TV until your grief over not being able to be like all the empty, worthless yet good looking and wealthy people on the show is so overwhelming that the only option is to do yourself in. Then, throw yourself out an 8th(or higher)story window after tying yourself to a chair, taking poison, and stabbing yourself five times. Be sure to leave an angsty, emo sort of suicide note that allows everyone to see how deep and misunderstood you were.
Put on clean socks before you go.