|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|23 Apr 2014||two birds one stone||Wait untill you hear about a space mission, you know where they launch a rocket to the moon... right. Hide under the launch pad so you can be incinerated by the rockets uhm... fire booster thingy, I dont know what it is called I dont work forNASA. If you do this it will be awesome because you could file a wrongful death lawsuit and get a bunch of money. You know them space programs have millions.|
|18 Feb 2014||Ronald Regan||I read this newspaper article which can be found online, that this kid somewhere in South America died after masturbating forty-something times in a row. Like 42 or 46 times. Something like that. Then just fell over dead. Just food for thought.
Personally I doubt the story is valid because how would they know how many times this kid wacked off? Did he keep some kind of score card? Did he video it? But hey, if you try this method your climax(pun intended) may be much higher than 46.
|28 Jan 2014||PrettyMorbid||Drinking bleach would be the easiest way. Hanging is a really pretty way to die. But the best way would be any way that leaves behind a big bloody mess. Figure it out.|
|08 Jan 2014||anonymoose||Get some razorwire and glue. step one, make razor wire noose, put on neck. step two glue hands to sides of head. step three jump off high object. it will look like you pulled your head off with pure brute force.|
|13 May 2013||mathieu||with a dildo|
|20 Apr 2013||j||a hammer repeatedly to the face|
|14 Feb 2013||Troike||a suicide kit should include the following:
One pillow case, One shovel, One ant mound, One roll duct tape, and finally One of the neighbors kids.
Use the shovel to put ants in the pillow case and then slip the ant filled pillow case on neighbor kids head and duct tape on.
|03 Feb 2013||tztztzt||put a plastic bag over your head. works best under 5 years old|
|13 Jan 2013||Kate||Eat you arm.|
|03 Jan 2013||Kate||Harakiri.
If I write it reign.
|28 Sep 2012||Devils_pacifer||oh, Hayley you have a body to die for, a love suicide temple!|
|24 Sep 2012||rotten boy||eating the rotten flesh of my father|
|21 Sep 2012||Dewey Finn||1.) Puncture air venu/arteriyu- myocardial guaranteed.
2.) You can also try to cut through the aorta itself, or any artery ..
3.) Old-fashioned way-rope and soap.
4.) We can also arrange a sickly orgy with dogs or horses there .. well, or with a lot of men with huge members, the main thing that is not very ceremonious .. as final-cutting throats.
5.) Find the Chechen / Afghan terrorists. Surrender them prisoner;)
6.) You can jump off a cliff corny / Skyscraper / any building.
7.) Build a small room-aquarium with bulletproof glass. there spend the water supply (a few pipes, not more so), and covered with a durable cover as the cut in the wall. claustrophobia, agoraphobia and anoxia followed by drowning-beauty;)
PS again sorry for the English.
|25 May 2012||the grim reaper||get a gun and shove it down your pitiless throat, then shoot. if you do not dies, your a little cretin who is most probably the reincarnation of jesus christ.|
|07 May 2012||Tim lewis||Shove a firework up your bum and get your bestest friend to light it!|
|16 Apr 2012||hans landa of the SS||you can usually find some rat poison to injest under the sink OR just go to the store and open a package and devour it fast. dont let them catch you or they will pump your stomach. there is a fairly new poison on the market today that is banana flavored. yummy. you know you like bananas.|
|14 Apr 2012||Calliope Hale Pereira||To slit your wrists or to connect a piece of fishwire to the edge of a cliff and make it long...tie it round your neck and go back quite far away from the edge. Run swiftly forward and jump off the edge, the fishwire will provide a swift decapiation thus NO PAIN!|
|15 Mar 2012||George clooney||i once fucked a dog and i told my friends they all laughed so i went home after a while i just thought i give up so i pulled out on my mum and said finish ur self off and went down stairs and cut my wrists and then slept in my own blood for twenty hours before being taken to a gravedigger. Then my dog knifed me for cheating on him with my mum.|
|12 Dec 2011||kooky||put your knives in your vagina all in one|
|15 Nov 2011||Timothy||Give yourself up to Scientific Experiments|