|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|21 Sep 2012||Dewey Finn||1.) Puncture air venu/arteriyu- myocardial guaranteed.
2.) You can also try to cut through the aorta itself, or any artery ..
3.) Old-fashioned way-rope and soap.
4.) We can also arrange a sickly orgy with dogs or horses there .. well, or with a lot of men with huge members, the main thing that is not very ceremonious .. as final-cutting throats.
5.) Find the Chechen / Afghan terrorists. Surrender them prisoner;)
6.) You can jump off a cliff corny / Skyscraper / any building.
7.) Build a small room-aquarium with bulletproof glass. there spend the water supply (a few pipes, not more so), and covered with a durable cover as the cut in the wall. claustrophobia, agoraphobia and anoxia followed by drowning-beauty;)
PS again sorry for the English.
|25 May 2012||the grim reaper||get a gun and shove it down your pitiless throat, then shoot. if you do not dies, your a little cretin who is most probably the reincarnation of jesus christ.|
|07 May 2012||Tim lewis||Shove a firework up your bum and get your bestest friend to light it!|
|16 Apr 2012||hans landa of the SS||you can usually find some rat poison to injest under the sink OR just go to the store and open a package and devour it fast. dont let them catch you or they will pump your stomach. there is a fairly new poison on the market today that is banana flavored. yummy. you know you like bananas.|
|14 Apr 2012||Calliope Hale Pereira||To slit your wrists or to connect a piece of fishwire to the edge of a cliff and make it long...tie it round your neck and go back quite far away from the edge. Run swiftly forward and jump off the edge, the fishwire will provide a swift decapiation thus NO PAIN!|
|15 Mar 2012||George clooney||i once fucked a dog and i told my friends they all laughed so i went home after a while i just thought i give up so i pulled out on my mum and said finish ur self off and went down stairs and cut my wrists and then slept in my own blood for twenty hours before being taken to a gravedigger. Then my dog knifed me for cheating on him with my mum.|
|12 Dec 2011||kooky||put your knives in your vagina all in one|
|15 Nov 2011||Timothy||Give yourself up to Scientific Experiments|
|27 Sep 2011||Alyson||My best friend killed herself earlier this summer, and she was only 14.
She hung herself with a shoelace in her closet.
So, I mean, that works.
|04 Sep 2011||God-King Equal to Heaven||Puny mortal children! Tell me where you live and I shall devour you piece by piece, ripping your weak flesh off the bone with my golden dagger-teeth. Your cowardice enrages me, my balls are aflame.
I will gorge myself on your inferior souls and then urinate on your pathetic mangled corpses.
|26 Aug 2011||J||Being cut up, baked and roasted and fed to your parents in the form of chili.|
|10 Jun 2011||bus rider||hang yourself quietly in your parents bedroom before they wake up after drinking a gallon of drano while smoking a pack of menthols.|
|14 May 2011||Go to a KFC and tell nigger jokes|
|14 May 2011||Folly Simpleton||Lay your neck on the rail when a freight train is approaching.|
|03 May 2011||Shaun the engineer||Being under the age of 13 presents several obstacles with respect to acquiring traditional suicidal tools. The best option would be to utilize physics (the Laws of Momentum Conservation, the Law of Gravity, and Newtons Second Law of Motion). Falling/jumping, head first, off an elevate structure of approximately 20 feet in height (the top of a 2 story building) or more should be sufficient. Make sure the landing is head first and onto a static surface as to sever the spinal column and fracture the skull. Good Luck!|
|29 Apr 2011||abnormal||Drown yourself in your own piss, might take a while but will definitely work ;|
|16 Apr 2011||Two more days of life||Do what my cousin did and what im going to do: take some sleeping pills stand on a balcony and when you start to fall asleep lean over the ledge i tried this on my bed as a test run and it just feels like a bad dream as your falling.|
|27 Mar 2011||Wicked||Take a shit, smoke a joint, climb into the tub, fill half was full, take a bottle of sleeping pills, cut ur wrist(across and long ways) then cut the cord to something electrical and try holding it above the water till u fall asleep, or passout. If this doent work, try try agin. your young and can play many times.|
|13 Mar 2011||Sandy||Lick the toilet bowl everymorning till u get rlyrly rly rly rly rly rlly sikk!|
|11 Jan 2011||asshole||Spray paint yourselve black and walk into a kkk area|