|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|29 May 2014||mind control potion number 4||Always remember there is no problem to big or complex that suicide will solve. The first step is deciding you are going to overcome. The next step is to eat elk. Elk and reindeer both contain high concentrations of vitamins that are known to peak sexual frustration and anal sepage between the hours of 3pm to 5 pm.|
|25 May 2014||p$ych0h0lic-ic-ick. ic-ick.||After the last meal of the day walk in front of the television and just start stabbing yourself while your family watches. Sneak a knife from the kitchen. And remember, its not like on TV when someone gets stabbed. In real life getting stabbed does not hurt that bad at all.|
|25 May 2014||17 nails in my forehead||If you are a warped twisted fuck this is the new cool thing to do. Make a youtube video of you hammering nails into your body. Winner has most nails in one video. I got to nail 17 before I fainted.|
|25 May 2014||suicide week episode one.||Hello kids!!! Today we are going to talk about suicide and all the reasons why you shouldnt kill yourself. Reason number one. Everyone hates you and secrely wants to kill you anyway. Reason number two. Everyone hates you, and secretly wamts to kill you. Reason number three. Everyone hates you and secretly wants to kill you. Reason number four. Everyone hates you and secretly wants to kill you. And finally, reason number five. Everyone hates you and secretly wants to kill you. Of course there is always an exception to the rule and here the exception would be everyone wants to rape you and then kill you. Well, I think we covered enough for today, tune in tommorow for the second episode of suicide week where we will discuss common household cleaning chemicals and how to mix them.|
|20 May 2014||NecroVideographyInc||Contact me via email. If you are going to do this we can webcam and I will record the video of it and make sure it gets put up all over the internet. If you wanna do a last words maybe get the truth out we can video that to. Just email me. I will make sure you get heard.|
|20 May 2014||wear a diaper and slit your wrists, neck, and any other area that is going to give imminent death|
|18 May 2014||wu-dong klan||Cut of your penis and jump out a window. The penis removal will ensure you wont chicken out. If you dont have a penis this method wont work. Sorry if that seems sexist, I promise I am not trying to discriminate, it just simply is not my fault you dont have a penis. For an added bonus you can throw your severed penis at someone before jumping.|
|12 May 2014||comedy hour||Place your fingers on the left side of your neck and feel around for a pulse. This is where the main vein is located from your heart to your brain. You may need to run in place for awhile to get your heart rate up to find the exact location if you are fat. Take a thin needle and poke a hole in your neck and blood will squirt out in a long stream. Try to aim the stream of blood all over the room so whoever discovers your body will get a bloody sight that looks like something out of a horror movie. They will never be able to forget this image. Try to do this so someone you dont like will be the one to see this. This way you can have the last laugh. Well I am off to have my scrotum waxed, have fun.|
|01 May 2014||Noah||put your penis in a blender. then throw in an arm and your legs. with your remaining arm, drink the cocktail that was once your body. then have an NFL kicker kick your head off your body for a field goal|
|30 Apr 2014||saponin flavored||Get a tall metal pole and point it at the sky during a thunderstorm. It would be even better to wrap up in tin foil. Stand in a bucket of water. Make sure to have some clean undergarments close by, if it does not work you are gonna shit you pants.|
|23 Apr 2014||two birds one stone||Wait untill you hear about a space mission, you know where they launch a rocket to the moon... right. Hide under the launch pad so you can be incinerated by the rockets uhm... fire booster thingy, I dont know what it is called I dont work forNASA. If you do this it will be awesome because you could file a wrongful death lawsuit and get a bunch of money. You know them space programs have millions.|
|18 Feb 2014||Ronald Regan||I read this newspaper article which can be found online, that this kid somewhere in South America died after masturbating forty-something times in a row. Like 42 or 46 times. Something like that. Then just fell over dead. Just food for thought.
Personally I doubt the story is valid because how would they know how many times this kid wacked off? Did he keep some kind of score card? Did he video it? But hey, if you try this method your climax(pun intended) may be much higher than 46.
|28 Jan 2014||PrettyMorbid||Drinking bleach would be the easiest way. Hanging is a really pretty way to die. But the best way would be any way that leaves behind a big bloody mess. Figure it out.|
|08 Jan 2014||anonymoose||Get some razorwire and glue. step one, make razor wire noose, put on neck. step two glue hands to sides of head. step three jump off high object. it will look like you pulled your head off with pure brute force.|
|13 May 2013||mathieu||with a dildo|
|20 Apr 2013||j||a hammer repeatedly to the face|
|14 Feb 2013||Troike||a suicide kit should include the following:
One pillow case, One shovel, One ant mound, One roll duct tape, and finally One of the neighbors kids.
Use the shovel to put ants in the pillow case and then slip the ant filled pillow case on neighbor kids head and duct tape on.
|03 Feb 2013||tztztzt||put a plastic bag over your head. works best under 5 years old|
|13 Jan 2013||Kate||Eat you arm.|
|03 Jan 2013||Kate||Harakiri.
If I write it reign.