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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
12 Nov 2014 julian drink drain-o
07 Nov 2014 Weenus420 Ebola
20 Jul 2014 maple syrup and meatballs Ladies and Germs, you are invited to turd fest 2014. It will be the last week of august and will take place in any major city in canada. Planes and helicopters will fly overhead dropping tons of human feces on the cities as people below grab handfulls of excremint and rub it all over thier naked bodies and sing canadas anthem, O Canada, O Canada...
03 Jul 2014 world famous in 17 seconds Wait until the world cup. Run out center field totaly nude and shoot yourself in the head.

Tip: aim so your brains splatter on the security guards.
02 Jul 2014 sarah connor This site is full of witches that are casting spells on your mind for you to commit suicide and become so lustful you will nonstop maturbate 24/7. I know this because I had to go to the exsorcist and be sprinkled with water that made me catch on fire and smoke. They beat me with a rod until the demon came out of me. To stop this from happening I had several surgeries that transformed me into a cyborg. Now my problem is invisible robots keep molesting me in my sleep.
02 Jul 2014 zane overdose on Viagra,your gentials will fly off and hit china. and you die.
30 Jun 2014 midget stew Take everything out of your refrigerator. Unplug it. Crawl inside and shut the door behind you. The door will seal and you wont be able to open it. You will suffocate.
30 Jun 2014 :( :( :( I ran over my kitten with my bike and its intestines squirted out its butt. It started to run away and the intestines were trailing behind. I feel so bad now. It ran under the house and it died. It smells bad. It was an accident. I did not mean to kill mr. Fluffy. I just want to die now because I did such a bad thing. I am going to jump in front of a truck. I am so sorry mr. Fluffy.
28 Jun 2014 save the rainforest The best way would be to hold in you poop. You will get impaction and die from toxicity. It only takes about a month. It will also give people something to laugh about. They will say you are so full of shit your ass hurts. Stuff like that. Not to mention all the toilet paper you will save will equate to more trees not cut down.
28 Jun 2014 chilly willy Liquid nitrogen enema. Freezing booty holes since 1999.
21 Jun 2014 dempsy davendish gone wild Tie a concrete block to your ankles. Throw the block in a lake or other body of water. This will drag you under and you will drown. Unless a shark eats you first.
19 Jun 2014 mystery shopper #53 There was a newspaper article about a female satanist promising sex to random male internet perverts however, she didnt give them sex, she murdered them. What a tease.
16 Jun 2014 hypodermic needle theory Drain a pint of blood every day for a week. Once you become weak someone will take you to a doctor. The doctor will attempt to diagnose you and will need a blood sample. Make this last blood sample be the last of your blood. The doctor or nurse will drain the last drop of blood and you will die. The doctor will recieve some traumatic memories which will haunt them.
09 Jun 2014 Mary Soder Self crucifiction. Hard part would be hammering the last nail in
09 Jun 2014 date rape pete Try the new fried pork chop diet. Pork chops deep fried in bacon grease. This is a sure way to get a heart attack. I hear this diet is popular amoung the black american people.
07 Jun 2014 alex trebek My ex girlfriend went digging in my trash outside by the road and stole some of my used condoms. She used my old used condems to get herself pregnant. Now she is blackmailing me for money if I dont pay she will say I raped her. I either have to kill myself because going to prison is not an option or I have to kill this psycho bitch and hide the body. On top of that I caught her putting sugar in my cars gas tank just so I cant leave.
02 Jun 2014 beyond deranged volume 1 Do a sexy web cam where you begin to self mutilate until you cut off all your skin and then talk like austin powers and say... "do I make you hornybaby?"
02 Jun 2014 The anti-anti If you are down and need a pick me up try reading the arab news like al jazeera. They always talk about killings. If a bunch of dead muslims dont cheer you up nothing will.
31 May 2014 Marshall Applewhite Join a cult that believes an alien spacecraft is following a comet and if you killyourself you can get on this spacecraft and go to heaven. It is fairly standard these cults have an injection or a fruity drink and you fall asleep and die peaceful. Some times it gets a little weird and if you are a male you get castrated and females are disemboweled. Those are the cults that are less desired. Its generally easy to find a cult these days just google it and read there indoctorination propoganda, give them a call and say you totaly agree with the website and you want to join. If they want you to pay money to join its not a real suicide cult; its just a scam to get your money. This type of cult is just a fake suicide cult that only gives an appearance that this could be your way out. Trust me on this, if you want to killyourself and you want to join a suicide cult they wont want your money because if it is a real suicide cult they are about to be dead they dont need your money.
30 May 2014 bisacodyl 60mg A suicide kit should have laxative brownies with red dye or food coloring. That way you could pretend you are dying from ebola.

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