|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|10 Jun 2011||bus rider||hang yourself quietly in your parents bedroom before they wake up after drinking a gallon of drano while smoking a pack of menthols.|
|14 May 2011||Go to a KFC and tell nigger jokes|
|14 May 2011||Folly Simpleton||Lay your neck on the rail when a freight train is approaching.|
|03 May 2011||Shaun the engineer||Being under the age of 13 presents several obstacles with respect to acquiring traditional suicidal tools. The best option would be to utilize physics (the Laws of Momentum Conservation, the Law of Gravity, and Newtons Second Law of Motion). Falling/jumping, head first, off an elevate structure of approximately 20 feet in height (the top of a 2 story building) or more should be sufficient. Make sure the landing is head first and onto a static surface as to sever the spinal column and fracture the skull. Good Luck!|
|29 Apr 2011||abnormal||Drown yourself in your own piss, might take a while but will definitely work ;|
|16 Apr 2011||Two more days of life||Do what my cousin did and what im going to do: take some sleeping pills stand on a balcony and when you start to fall asleep lean over the ledge i tried this on my bed as a test run and it just feels like a bad dream as your falling.|
|27 Mar 2011||Wicked||Take a shit, smoke a joint, climb into the tub, fill half was full, take a bottle of sleeping pills, cut ur wrist(across and long ways) then cut the cord to something electrical and try holding it above the water till u fall asleep, or passout. If this doent work, try try agin. your young and can play many times.|
|13 Mar 2011||Sandy||Lick the toilet bowl everymorning till u get rlyrly rly rly rly rly rlly sikk!|
|11 Jan 2011||asshole||Spray paint yourselve black and walk into a kkk area|
|09 Jan 2011||jodi clone forfun||I like to leave a knife on the floor sticked with glue on the bottom so the cutting edge is poiting up. Then I love to drop myself into the floor with my eyes closed and see what happens. :)|
|20 Oct 2010||Oscar||Bleach, and plenty of it. Nom.|
|20 Oct 2010||haha||watching porno and jerk yourself to death|
|05 Aug 2010||heaven knows best||why are you afraid to do it, go ahead, it is your life afterall, why bother you die only once and reborn maybe into a monkey for the sins you have committed, so you decide !!! it is your life man!!|
|19 Jul 2010||go into pedophile house naked and then shout for help.|
|27 May 2010||charlotte||Exploser son vagin avec un christ en fer|
|31 Mar 2010||BetheeBabee||So far I have been thinking of what would work and since I am wishing to die myself, I will complete this task when I am done telling you what to do. So.
First of: Go through all your cupboards in your kitchen, bathroom, shed, everywhere, and find all the "Do Not Swallow" cleaning products around ("Do Not Swallow" written on the back of the bottle under the bold title "Caution")
Second: Mix them all in a bottle or so and stir or shake a little (Some may cause foam, you want to aim away from that)
And Third: Drink up :]
The toxins in the products will act as an acid and most likely rot your stomach and all around it.
Hope you have a happy afterlife :]
|30 Mar 2010||Blake||I suggest eating McDonald's Food Five times a day, 7 day a week, 365 days or until it kills you. Why not enjoy eating and dying at the same time.|
|30 Mar 2010||Ben||Joy can only come after pain. The next time a cop stops you pull out your cell phone and the cop will shoot you.|
|11 Mar 2010||elfamagic||drink 25665 cans of coca cola then put a lighter next to your belly button then lets see what happen|
|07 Mar 2010||Saul K.||Buy a party-sized bottle of coke. Chug it. Repeat until it's coming out your nose and you're breathing sugar. Once you puked a little bit and you can taste bile, then quickly chow down on a tube of Mentos. Voila! You will have turned your room into an Expressionist masterpiece.
Alternative, find out your local gang colors, and go on a circle tour, visiting marked turf as obnoxiously as you can while wearing the colors of the enemy.
Alternatively, walk around in your funeral clothes with a handful of cash in a slum area. You may then overdose yourself on Heroin (inject in your arm, not your eye. It works better that way.) catch a cocktail of STDs, or get robbed. If you are offered your money or your life, however, just say "no." Fight back until they kill you. If they freak out and don't kill you, go after them asking them to kill you until they give you money to go away. Then repeat.
Dress up like part of the floor (cigarette butts, semen, neon, black plastic) and then lie down at the mosh pit of a rave.
Look for strangers in vans who offer you candy. They are your friends.