|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|15 Apr 2018||lil pump||watch the emoji movie|
|15 Apr 2018||Ronald McDonald smokes crack||Go to McDonalds and order a hot and spicy McTidepod.|
|12 Apr 2018||S||turn off your emotions|
|10 Apr 2018||Olimpiad tu culo tiempo||Tide pod supositories|
|10 Apr 2018||Zandifer||The best way to kill yourself is by going on the internet and submitting ways to kill yourself. Once you get to that point you are already dead or you have escaped for a moment. Or both.|
|10 Apr 2018||Sam I Am||Would you, could you, kill yourself while eating green eggs and ham?|
|09 Apr 2018||Jotun||All the half way decent ways to kill yourself are not possible at 13 years of age. You have to wait until at least age 26. Then killing yourself is even eaiser than tying your shoe strings. And dont forget hanging yourself with your shoe strings is only number 53 on the top 100 best ways to kill yourself list for 2018. This list claims to just meditate on hairy ass holes. Eventually your brain will either explode or catch on fire.|
|09 Apr 2018||Dorothy||You must wear some fancy sparkley red shoes. Click the heels together twice and say, there is no place like the grave, there is no place like the grave.
It also helps if you give the lion an upskirt peep show.
|09 Apr 2018||Blowin hot air||Drink hot sauce until your ass catches on fire.|
|05 Apr 2018||Fernando||I wanted to share this with you. Maybe it will help you like it has me. For instance. I made up an imaginary person named fernando. He is gay. When a real person, say will. Yes, will is a fine choice. You do grafitti that says will loves fernando. Draw some hearts too.|
|04 Apr 2018||Angelina||Watch a cursed video. That should help :D|
|01 Apr 2018||What flavor sir/madame?||Rat poison. They have bananna flavor. Stawberry. Pina colada. Cheese flavor. Wash it down with any ice cold tasty beverage of your choice. Three big bites and you are toast.|
|30 Mar 2018||Orange||Overdose on pain killers in school and put your head down and act like you are sleeping. Theyll get a big surprise when they try to wake you!|
|19 Mar 2018||Cheshire||Everyone wants to say its a conspiracy but i think there are still unresolved issues that alice harbors due to how the mad hatter forced her to drink tea that was spiked with mescaline and LSD. And then exposed himself to her. Thats why the white rabbit was always running away saying he is late.|
|18 Mar 2018||........||sniffing glow worm eyes|
|14 Mar 2018||MIMY-STEP-BENNY||FARTI UN BAGNO NEL MARE SICILIANO SENZA AVER ASPETTATO 2 ORE DAL PIATTO DI ANELLETTI AL FORNO
YOU DIVE IN THE SICILIAN SEA , WITHOUT WAITED 2 HOURS TO HAVE EATEN PLATE OF ANELLETTI AL FORNO
|07 Mar 2018||Pitergio||Drop a radio in a bath full of water|
|01 Mar 2018||Philbert Quincey Archabald Adams||Choke yourself with your own hand.|
|24 Feb 2018||Mortimer Jones||Hello to everyone. Yes, yes even all you over achievers and over eaters. I do say, hello. My name is Mortimer Jones. I am about to embark on a journey of sorts. I have made a space suit with huge rocket boosters in my garage/la-boratory. Yes my dear friends, i am going to launch to the moon. All my friends tell me its a suicide mission. I told them there will be space cam footage when i get back. I have been training by wearing astronaut approved diapers and doing pushups and situps. I also jog 3 miles a day.
But, I think my mates may be right. But I still must launch. I have made all preperations possible. It is worth it to me if i do not make it back. If i do not this is farwell. Launch is scheduled at 2-25-2018 at 4:30pm. Eye in the sky. Morti out.
|23 Feb 2018||Dr. Hackelberry||The best way is just pay me to kill you. The price is all your money and possesions. You just close your eyes and imagine yourself on a beach and i chop off your head with a machete.|