Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
13 Feb 2000 Juniper 1. 1 pouch of Pop Rocks, preferably Cherry flavoured.
2. 1 can of Coca-Cola Classic.
08 Feb 2000 Celestina Hm...I will go back to that lovely age and mentally bundle together everything I tried, or thought of trying, into a neat little package, suitable for mass production.

The kit, of course, includes a nice knife - shiny, sharp, with a black handle. The edges have scalloped serration. This is good for those nights spent holding it to one's wrist and mentally calculating how long it would take for the blood to empty from one's whole body.

A pretty, glass-stoppered vial of pills marked "Sweet Dreams". The vial is cobalt blue, the pills are white and bitter.

An equally pretty vial containing a special fluid with which to wash down and activate the pills. This vial is clear and also stoppered, with delicate golden designs covering it. The fluid is also clear, and sweet, to help kill the taste of the bitter pills.

A shiny new icepick. When properly inserted between the ribs and quickly pushed in, it will stop your heart almost instantly. Instructions are included.

A small, but elegant collection of preprinted suicide notes, complete with envelopes. There are some generic, and some to address various reasons why one would commit suicide, and some that allow you to check off the reason(s) for your suicide. I always say, what's a suicide without a good note? At least you will die looking somewhat literate.

A black mourning veil to place over one's head while waiting for death to arrive after using one of the other kit elements. It creates a suitable atmosphere of darkness and drama for those who find you. (If you choose to use the icepick, you may want to don the veil beforehand, as this method of suicide leaves you no time to put it on properly before death.)

A very small, but unobtrusive, effective and easily hidden kit.
29 Dec 1999 mykel Drown in a bathtub of jello
19 Dec 1999 grant I like swallowing small lego blocks until it makes me sick. Sometimes when they come back up my stomach acid has already started to dissolve them, but most of the time they get caught in my throat - and I bleed.
16 Dec 1999 dennis Remove your clothing, all of your clothing, c'mon don't be shy.
Cover your bare skin with fresh honey, maple syrup and brown sugar.
Make yourself comfortable next to an ant hill (preferably fire ants), and start digging.
The rest will take care of itself.
The good part is that you can bale out at any time (while you are still concious) so it is actually a true test of determination and willpower.
Good luck and have a wonderful recycling.
15 Dec 1999 yowzer Why of course if you are building a suicide kit it should containt a variety of objects (so it can be a kit).
(1) It of course should contain a pad of paper to write out a suicide note. (How else would a person tell the world of the wrongs that have been done to them?).
(2) So of course a pen or pencil to write with.
(3) An instruction manual (with all of the methods you have learned and their drawbacks) (I personally perfer walking on busy train tracks)
(4) several items such as rope, poison,etc.
(5) a phone number for a suicide hotline (in case the person doesn't really want to kill them selves)
05 Dec 1999 toyture You can buy one of those stuffed toy with a chip in it ! They use them in Asia for old people ! Then, you just hack the computer from "happy friend" to "maniaco-depressive" so it will push you slowly to suicide. Just keep him with you all the time, even when you sleep ...we don't want you to dream and voila....time is the key success!!
04 Dec 1999 lionel auroux from Epita in Paris plusieurs petits trucs a mettre dans ton kit:
1> burbi la poupee qui tue petite poupee tres mignone, enduite de poison... la fillette cherchant reconfort (et voulant se suicider), se blotira tous contre elle...le poison penetrant la peau la tuera a petit feu sans douleur au bout de 3 - 4 jours d'utilisation, la fillette s'endormira pour...nulle part, car il y a rien apres la vie, c pour cela qu'elle est precieuse!
NB: pour les garcons la version robot, nounours et autre est a prevoir.
2> Killmaster, le jeu dont on ne se releve pas (pour un suicide collectif) c un jeu de role dans un univers contemporain mais ou il n'y a pas de gestion de point de vie, pour les combats chaque joueur prend une seringue, un pot de poison (encore) dilue pour chaque coup recu le joueur S'injecte une dose non mortel mais le rend malade... si le joueur meurt dans le jeu, il meurt dans la realite...cela permet de se tuer en s'amusant entre amis...evidement le maitre sera une personne saine ne voulant pas mourir (sinon la partie s'acheve)
3> le costume de canard et un billet pour l'ouverture de la chasse. La il est vrais ce n'est pas la personne qui se suicide mais bon! c drole..
4>DUUM le jeux video pieger qui kill sous forme de CD en Plastique (l'explosif) l'enfant qui veux se suicider dit a c parent: -heuu la je vais faire une partie de DUUM, alors si vous me chercher chuis dans ma piaule.. -ha DOOM, j'aime pas vraiment ce jeu, il est trop violent... enfin bon te couche pas trop tard.... la version on joue a plusieur pour le suicide collectif est envisageable......
bon pour l'instant za suffit, si tu aime, tu me le dit!
01 Dec 1999 Gerald Pop Rocks and Coca-Cola.
It'll make your stomach explode.
14 Nov 1999 Guinevere I think some people missed your point? You are asking for toys to pretend suicide?
The box would have to be very beautiful itself... something medieval looking, with silver and intricate details... there could be bottles of poison, beautiful coloured poisonous insects (I guess like black widow spiders) and a variety of fantastic, jewelled swords and knives.
You could perhaps hold the spider up to your neck, while lying in a boat (a simple canoe) wearing a long, flowing white dress and hair undone... and float, all the way down the river, in a misty beautiful land.
04 Nov 1999 jonny carson It would have to be a kit shaped like a cookie jar, a doctor death cookie jar. Inside it would contain a couple of cookies, the assortment that you wanted could vary, such as chocolate chip or peanut butter, but really they would be filled with arsenic, the kit would also have to include a nice big machette, and fake blood (this isn't real anyway). The kit wouldn't be complete without a notepad and a pen with the smiley guy:) on it (how else would you write the note?) that would be guaranteed to freak your parents out, and if that didn't work... just have a gun in it also!!!
04 Nov 1999 friendlybunny The suicide kit must come in an elaborately decorated and colorful box. It must be designed to make you want to kill yourself. Not many kids have the urge to commit suicide, so the kit must convince them. Maybe the kit could contain 100s of hours of news clips or political speeches...
01 Nov 1999 avery Death by Chupa Chups!
Could there BE a SWEETER way to go?
30 Oct 1999 F.C. Little children should kill themselves by hanging themselves from swingsets on a windy day, so they sway in the breeze.
14 May 1999 fomaleon hang yourself with a noose woven from doll hair
13 Jan 1999 LIZBETH 1. se jeter en bas de sa chaise haute...
2. faire du ski nautique dans une rue non asphaltée, derrière son dalmatien par une belle journée de pluie...
3. avaler les colliers en perles de sa mère
4. débrancher le poste de télévision quand son père écoute le hockey
5. se déguiser en batman et sauter en bas du 10 eme étage
6. s'entrainer a être une parfaite gymnaste en utilisant la rampe de la galerie située au 10 eme étage
7. tenter de rejoindre son ami qui habite l'immeuble voisin en mettant un fil de fer entre les deux fenêtres situées au 10 eme étage
08 Jan 1998 janne glad If you really want to commiy suicide, you do not think of the best way to do it; you simply roll yourself tightly into an old carpet and down a wretched little riverbank into the muddy water - and you do not pretend suicide is the way to maintain your life perfect.
However, if you need something that you can put in a box for children to play suicide with, I suggest a small bottle made of coloured glass, marked "Poison". The liquid should be dark like ink, yet glisten if you hold the bottle in bright sunlight.
The capsule should be sealed in an old-fashioned manner.

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