Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
14 Nov 1999 Guinevere I think some people missed your point? You are asking for toys to pretend suicide?
The box would have to be very beautiful itself... something medieval looking, with silver and intricate details... there could be bottles of poison, beautiful coloured poisonous insects (I guess like black widow spiders) and a variety of fantastic, jewelled swords and knives.
You could perhaps hold the spider up to your neck, while lying in a boat (a simple canoe) wearing a long, flowing white dress and hair undone... and float, all the way down the river, in a misty beautiful land.
04 Nov 1999 jonny carson It would have to be a kit shaped like a cookie jar, a doctor death cookie jar. Inside it would contain a couple of cookies, the assortment that you wanted could vary, such as chocolate chip or peanut butter, but really they would be filled with arsenic, the kit would also have to include a nice big machette, and fake blood (this isn't real anyway). The kit wouldn't be complete without a notepad and a pen with the smiley guy:) on it (how else would you write the note?) that would be guaranteed to freak your parents out, and if that didn't work... just have a gun in it also!!!
04 Nov 1999 friendlybunny The suicide kit must come in an elaborately decorated and colorful box. It must be designed to make you want to kill yourself. Not many kids have the urge to commit suicide, so the kit must convince them. Maybe the kit could contain 100s of hours of news clips or political speeches...
01 Nov 1999 avery Death by Chupa Chups!
Could there BE a SWEETER way to go?
30 Oct 1999 F.C. Little children should kill themselves by hanging themselves from swingsets on a windy day, so they sway in the breeze.
14 May 1999 fomaleon hang yourself with a noose woven from doll hair
13 Jan 1999 LIZBETH 1. se jeter en bas de sa chaise haute...
2. faire du ski nautique dans une rue non asphaltée, derrière son dalmatien par une belle journée de pluie...
3. avaler les colliers en perles de sa mère
4. débrancher le poste de télévision quand son père écoute le hockey
5. se déguiser en batman et sauter en bas du 10 eme étage
6. s'entrainer a être une parfaite gymnaste en utilisant la rampe de la galerie située au 10 eme étage
7. tenter de rejoindre son ami qui habite l'immeuble voisin en mettant un fil de fer entre les deux fenêtres situées au 10 eme étage
08 Jan 1998 janne glad If you really want to commiy suicide, you do not think of the best way to do it; you simply roll yourself tightly into an old carpet and down a wretched little riverbank into the muddy water - and you do not pretend suicide is the way to maintain your life perfect.
However, if you need something that you can put in a box for children to play suicide with, I suggest a small bottle made of coloured glass, marked "Poison". The liquid should be dark like ink, yet glisten if you hold the bottle in bright sunlight.
The capsule should be sealed in an old-fashioned manner.

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