|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|05 May 2000||Zach||I'd say that the best way is by overdosing on drugs while skydiving with an anvil instead of a parachute. That way you can pretend that you're Wild E. Coyote and that darn Roadrunner got you again.|
|20 Apr 2000||Ricky Cox||Overdose on hopscotch|
|12 Apr 2000||Spider||A plastic knife, washable red paint, liquid latex to make fake lacerations, a jar of candies labled poison with a skull and crossbones, a fake suicide note with blanks for you to fill in.|
|10 Apr 2000||Ryan||"Magic Death Potion": in a box, and in plastic, have all these neat little bottles with cool names, like "bottle of passion" or "bottle of lust". Give instructions on how to mix the proper ones into a black can called "drink of death". Of course these are all poisonous chemicals like iodine and liquid toilet cleaner.|
|04 Apr 2000||swindlersfist||Playground antics turn deadly when daddy's gun's brought to school.|
|28 Mar 2000||vesalius||Speaking from personal experience, when I was 11 and I killed myself, I used razor blades. It's the only way to go darling. And don't just stop with the wrists... be lavish, slash everything, get your blood on as much as possible. You don't want people to forget you when you're gone and this is the last time they're going to see you. Wearing my mother's clothing for the process made her especially proud of me... Yes I still remember my first suicide fondly.|
|09 Mar 2000||bjorn bye||The suicide-kit-box doesn`t need to contain anything. Climb into it, close the lid, and make sure no air flow in. Then, wait.|
|07 Mar 2000||mowglie||Take a long-drink glass; fill it up with vanilla ice and mustard. Mix it.
Take another long-drink glass; fill it up with vanilla ice and mustard. Mix it.
Repeat doing this until you're dead. and remember; do not taste for it tastes bad.
|19 Feb 2000||Jackie||bite a barbie doll's head off and choke on the hair...|
|18 Feb 2000||zed||When I was around 8 I put some red watercolor ink on the bath tub I was in. It had a pretty strong effect on my mom as she "found" me.|
|14 Feb 2000||Courtney||I would suggest...hmmm...13...I would take all my Barbies and make nooses for them then hang them all over my room then hang myself. To protest that I am not a little girl no more and barbie is dead!!!!!!!!!!!!|
|13 Feb 2000||Juniper||1. 1 pouch of Pop Rocks, preferably Cherry flavoured.
2. 1 can of Coca-Cola Classic.
|08 Feb 2000||Celestina||Hm...I will go back to that lovely age and mentally bundle together everything I tried, or thought of trying, into a neat little package, suitable for mass production.
The kit, of course, includes a nice knife - shiny, sharp, with a black handle. The edges have scalloped serration. This is good for those nights spent holding it to one's wrist and mentally calculating how long it would take for the blood to empty from one's whole body.
A pretty, glass-stoppered vial of pills marked "Sweet Dreams". The vial is cobalt blue, the pills are white and bitter.
An equally pretty vial containing a special fluid with which to wash down and activate the pills. This vial is clear and also stoppered, with delicate golden designs covering it. The fluid is also clear, and sweet, to help kill the taste of the bitter pills.
A shiny new icepick. When properly inserted between the ribs and quickly pushed in, it will stop your heart almost instantly. Instructions are included.
A small, but elegant collection of preprinted suicide notes, complete with envelopes. There are some generic, and some to address various reasons why one would commit suicide, and some that allow you to check off the reason(s) for your suicide. I always say, what's a suicide without a good note? At least you will die looking somewhat literate.
A black mourning veil to place over one's head while waiting for death to arrive after using one of the other kit elements. It creates a suitable atmosphere of darkness and drama for those who find you. (If you choose to use the icepick, you may want to don the veil beforehand, as this method of suicide leaves you no time to put it on properly before death.)
A very small, but unobtrusive, effective and easily hidden kit.
|29 Dec 1999||mykel||Drown in a bathtub of jello|
|19 Dec 1999||grant||I like swallowing small lego blocks until it makes me sick. Sometimes when they come back up my stomach acid has already started to dissolve them, but most of the time they get caught in my throat - and I bleed.|
|16 Dec 1999||dennis||Remove your clothing, all of your clothing, c'mon don't be shy.
Cover your bare skin with fresh honey, maple syrup and brown sugar.
Make yourself comfortable next to an ant hill (preferably fire ants), and start digging.
The rest will take care of itself.
The good part is that you can bale out at any time (while you are still concious) so it is actually a true test of determination and willpower.
Good luck and have a wonderful recycling.
|15 Dec 1999||yowzer||Why of course if you are building a suicide kit it should containt a variety of objects (so it can be a kit).
(1) It of course should contain a pad of paper to write out a suicide note. (How else would a person tell the world of the wrongs that have been done to them?).
(2) So of course a pen or pencil to write with.
(3) An instruction manual (with all of the methods you have learned and their drawbacks) (I personally perfer walking on busy train tracks)
(4) several items such as rope, poison,etc.
(5) a phone number for a suicide hotline (in case the person doesn't really want to kill them selves)
|05 Dec 1999||toyture||You can buy one of those stuffed toy with a chip in it ! They use them in Asia for old people ! Then, you just hack the computer from "happy friend" to "maniaco-depressive" so it will push you slowly to suicide. Just keep him with you all the time, even when you sleep ...we don't want you to dream and voila....time is the key success!!|
|04 Dec 1999||lionel auroux from Epita in Paris||plusieurs petits trucs a mettre dans ton kit:
1> burbi la poupee qui tue petite poupee tres mignone, enduite de poison... la fillette cherchant reconfort (et voulant se suicider), se blotira tous contre elle...le poison penetrant la peau la tuera a petit feu sans douleur au bout de 3 - 4 jours d'utilisation, la fillette s'endormira pour...nulle part, car il y a rien apres la vie, c pour cela qu'elle est precieuse!
NB: pour les garcons la version robot, nounours et autre est a prevoir.
2> Killmaster, le jeu dont on ne se releve pas (pour un suicide collectif) c un jeu de role dans un univers contemporain mais ou il n'y a pas de gestion de point de vie, pour les combats chaque joueur prend une seringue, un pot de poison (encore) dilue pour chaque coup recu le joueur S'injecte une dose non mortel mais le rend malade... si le joueur meurt dans le jeu, il meurt dans la realite...cela permet de se tuer en s'amusant entre amis...evidement le maitre sera une personne saine ne voulant pas mourir (sinon la partie s'acheve)
3> le costume de canard et un billet pour l'ouverture de la chasse. La il est vrais ce n'est pas la personne qui se suicide mais bon! c drole..
4>DUUM le jeux video pieger qui kill sous forme de CD en Plastique (l'explosif) l'enfant qui veux se suicider dit a c parent: -heuu la je vais faire une partie de DUUM, alors si vous me chercher chuis dans ma piaule.. -ha DOOM, j'aime pas vraiment ce jeu, il est trop violent... enfin bon te couche pas trop tard.... la version on joue a plusieur pour le suicide collectif est envisageable......
bon pour l'instant za suffit, si tu aime, tu me le dit!
|01 Dec 1999||Gerald||Pop Rocks and Coca-Cola.
It'll make your stomach explode.