|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|23 Jan 2002||thanku 4 sextoys!||Hey make it fun! Go to Area 51 (or whatever its called) and search for the little green men they keep there. With luck u will get shot to ribbons before u get anywhere near. If not, this is ur opportunity! If u make it to the place where they keep the aliens in buckets of vinegar then that's cool! You have a few choices here - Jump into the buckets of vinegar with the aliens (when they find ur corpse they will be none the wiser) and choke on vinegar or whatever. Second choice: Head off to that 'other' secret room where they keep the 'alien spaceship'. On entering, you will be shocked out of ur pants. You will discover the REAL purpose of Area 51. You will see that the reason they have been keeping it so secret is...... wait for it......
Cos thay are making secret new 'state of the art' SEX TOYS! Stuff like shaggable dolls, chocolate covered condoms (hey, don't they already make them?), spandex whips laced with cum etc. So having got this far you can be the first person to test these secret sex toys. You will soon realise that they need a bit of work, after they rip off your privates and you die from the terrible pain.
Have a nice day!
|21 Jan 2002||MANNIBAL||Eat your wife|
|16 Jan 2002||elena||playing at the playstation more than 20 hours a day|
|16 Jan 2002||sophie||Overdose of boiled lollies - leading to hyperactivity and eventual death by choking.|
|10 Jan 2002||heather||eating 500 toxic crayons because they're tasty|
|05 Jan 2002||Jerico Towers||Asphyxia by way of Dead Obese Woman laying on your Chest. Thanks|
|29 Dec 2001||the best way to kill yourself is certainly to attach one end of your skipping rope to your toy box and the other to your leg. If you don't have many toys, fill the box with lead or similar heavy stuff. Then jump into the swimming pool, lake, river etc. Happy drowning!|
|22 Dec 2001||Elastica||Smother yourself in tomato sauce, and go to the house of that Cannibal down the street. Sit on a huge plate in front of his house, complete with fries and side salad and wait until it's dinnertime. Sure enough you'll be too tasty for him. Cool way to die to give another person pleasure from your death.|
|16 Dec 2001||Catherine Langlois||s'étripper soi-même. il est toujours bien de savoir de quoi on l'air nos tripes une fois dans notre vie.|
|09 Dec 2001||Wanting to escape||wrap a plastic bag around your head then tie your hands together|
|09 Dec 2001||Wanting to escape||eat poisonous mushrooms|
|09 Dec 2001||Wanting to escape||go sky diving with out a parachute|
|09 Dec 2001||Wanting to escape||get into a burning furnace|
|09 Dec 2001||Wanting to escape||perform a lobotomy on yourself|
|09 Dec 2001||Wanting to escape||chain smoke cigarettes until you die of cancer. ouch|
|09 Dec 2001||Wanting to escape||make a pipe bomb and stick it up your rectum|
|09 Dec 2001||looking for ways out||Take a hundred viagra and while you masturbate die of a heart attack|
|09 Dec 2001||looking for ways out||Eat a million daddy long legs|
|09 Dec 2001||looking for ways out||join a suicide cult and find eternal peace. Or better yet, start one and get as many people as you can to join.|
|09 Dec 2001||looking for ways out||buy a giant microwave, put yourself in it then have a friend press cook and cook from the inside out. Then when your starving family get hungry they can have something to eat and they'll think about you the whole time they eat you.|