|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|09 Dec 2001||Wanting to escape||go sky diving with out a parachute|
|09 Dec 2001||Wanting to escape||get into a burning furnace|
|09 Dec 2001||Wanting to escape||perform a lobotomy on yourself|
|09 Dec 2001||Wanting to escape||chain smoke cigarettes until you die of cancer. ouch|
|09 Dec 2001||Wanting to escape||make a pipe bomb and stick it up your rectum|
|09 Dec 2001||looking for ways out||Take a hundred viagra and while you masturbate die of a heart attack|
|09 Dec 2001||looking for ways out||Eat a million daddy long legs|
|09 Dec 2001||looking for ways out||join a suicide cult and find eternal peace. Or better yet, start one and get as many people as you can to join.|
|09 Dec 2001||looking for ways out||buy a giant microwave, put yourself in it then have a friend press cook and cook from the inside out. Then when your starving family get hungry they can have something to eat and they'll think about you the whole time they eat you.|
|09 Dec 2001||looking for a way out||buy a ticket to South America, go to the Amazon, then swim with an anaconda and either have your insides crushed or suffocate to death.|
|09 Dec 2001||looking for a way out||snort enough cocaine to give yourself cardiac arrest. Go out in pleasure, if you can afford it.|
|09 Dec 2001||looking for a way out||drink gasoline , throw a match down your throat, then burn from the inside out.|
|09 Dec 2001||looking for a way out||slit your wrist and neck then jump into a pool full of great white sharks|
|09 Dec 2001||looking for a way out||build a guillotine and cut off your head.|
|09 Dec 2001||looking for a way out||rip out your heart like in Indiana Jones Temple of Doom then eat it or have some one else eat it for you.|
|09 Dec 2001||looking for a way out||shoot a bunch of heroin and overdose.|
|06 Dec 2001||lizzy||take your jumprope.... bring it outside... tie it to your monkey bars... and if u don't have monkey bars... play 7 minutes in heaven underwater in ur pool... i'm sure it'd be a fun suicide.|
|17 Oct 2001||mesexymomma||eat lots of pink twinkies while jumping off your momma's knee.|
|13 Oct 2001||Jed....really, no, really||Since you're talking about a toy for children, I would suggest that the box should contain numerous bottles full of brightly colored liquids (non-toxic, of course) with labels like cyanide, arsenic, propylene glycol (this one should be a brilliant green), etc. Also in the kit should be several bottles of small pills (made of sugar), 2 or 3 razor blades (rubber ones), a hangman's noose (also made of rubber), a small map with instructions on how to get to the observation deck of the Empire State Building (this should be erroneous), automobile jumper cables (fake ones) for electrocuting oneself, and, of course, a large (plastic) rock with a pair of handcuffs attached to it by a large eyebolt (instructions to use in a deep body of water should be included). Because this would be a fairly big box, it should only be marketed to the really large-scale toy retailers, and the box should have a warning along the lines of: do not purchase for children who are already getting ideas, unless, of course, you hate them.
Alternately, you could LABEL the various chemicals and pills non-toxic, while in fact they are exactly what they claim to be... I would not suggest this for more than one box in every 30 or so.
Of course, if you just want ideas on how you could kill yourself, and not several thousand small children, you could email me...
|28 Sep 2001||andromedor||find some lizards with little machine guns and make them watch really violent movies, then eat them when they are alive whilst you sit on the washing machine when it is on spin cycle!|