|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|20 May 2002||lucie de boutiny||Take a Barbie, spread ketchup on the two inner sides of a burger and eat it slowly while watching TV advertisements for children.|
|20 May 2002||Avec modération alors...||Je pense qu'il faut aller dans la forêt dans la maison des ours alors qu'il ne sont pas là avec une perruque de boucles blondes, manger dans leurs plats, dormir dans leurs lits, et attendre qu'ils reviennent. Après ils te donneront une télécommande pour changer de dimension et tu pourras alors marcher de biais avec Jean-Hugo le patron du grand baton. Du suicide? Jamais voyons, à part si on est atteint d'une maladie quelconque, dans ce cas c'est de l'euthanasie, mais ailleurs, jamais. Ca serait du gaspillage de sensations haha!|
|20 May 2002||Bobo||Playing on the freeway.|
|17 May 2002||person||the best way to kill yourself is to let mr. fork "meet" mrs. electrical socket|
|15 May 2002||Adam||To go the George Washington bridge and pretend that your back pack, that you are wearing from school, is a parachute. Then leap off the the brige and pull the string when you hit the water.|
|14 May 2002||shit head02||1)climb to top of slide tie the swing rope around neck the go for a "Swing"
2)take a beer bottle drink all the beer then make a cherry bomb in the can and count to ten on your fingers, best place to hold can between legs.
|14 May 2002||Véronic||Manger des skittles combiné avec du Mountain Dew.|
|13 May 2002||melisa||first take about half a bottle of sleeping pills, call your ex boyfriend crying that you ODed and hang up abruptly for dramatic effect, get naked to add sexual twist (it will be remembered if you are naked) then wait for the ambulance your boyfriend has called and jump in front of it as it pulls into the driveway. (if you have long black hair and mysterious green eyes this could be really remembered, if not think about growing your hair out and dying it, maybe purchase some colored contacts)|
|11 May 2002||Sienna||You know those candies when you put them in your mouth, they begin to sizzle and pop? Well, get like 10 packages of those, and put them all in your mouth. Once that's done, drink MOUNTAIN DEW (The rest won't work, this is like... the only good carbonated soda out there), about a liter will do, and then you'll start foaming at the mouth. And the rest is history =)|
|11 May 2002||Max||Hang yourself on a chilly day from a tree in your backyard so you'll be more comfortable to sway in the breeze since strangling is hot and tight. Rub the rope with soap before you hang ( you don't want to die painfully with a hard and tight rope do you?) Wear a turtleneck garment so you'll be comfortable and will reduce the friction caused by the rope burns. This way, you will die comfortably and you'll probaly just choke rather than to feel the rope painfully tightens round your neck slowly.|
|10 May 2002||Simply Not Here||Take some AJAX, crush it up, and sniff it all up. Use approx. 10 boxes! add some moonshine for extra extra fun!!!
To indulge yourself of a real HIGH and invigorating mouthfoaming, nosedroopling experience~!!!!!!!!!
|02 May 2002||frederic||s'étouffer avec un carambar|
|02 May 2002||Jan||If you're under 13 and you want to kill yourself, I shall do all the things you're not allowed to when you're under 13 first. Like taking some special drugs, order a whore and have unprotected sex, drive your daddy's car... Maybe your life is still fun again with these new pleasures. You have a big chance that one of your new pleasures still would kill you, then you have a nice suicide.|
|01 May 2002||DANA||HOP INTO THE DRYER WHILE IT IS RUNNING|
|28 Apr 2002||Ildiko Sera||I would kill myself, if I would be under 13, through picking the needles of my mother into my eyes&heart. So I think, some sewing tools could fit into your box.|
|25 Apr 2002||Heather||To take a knife and carve pretty little designs in your skin then, as you cut go deeper and deeper until the last petal on the flower means the last of you.|
|20 Apr 2002||Dumb_AND_Dumber||run up to a bee hive or even a wasp nest then scream BLA BLA BLA and then start to kick, punch or even eat the nest/hive. If the bee's are poisonous to u well that is even better, they will sting u to death and u will look like a pin cushion|
|18 Apr 2002||p.||premièrement-avalez 5 billes de plomb de 3 kilos chacune enduites de cyanure
deuxièment-sauter du 15ème étages d'un immeuble dans une piscine avec un sechoir électrique dans chaque main.
|11 Apr 2002||CircusClown||Sit on an elephant's stool at a circus and wait for the trick where the elephant sits down, then you'll be stuck up its ass where a stupid fuck belongs.|
|10 Apr 2002||Noelle||Eat those little packets of that grainy stuff that comes with various things that says "Do not ingest"|