|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|03 Nov 2002||Unda_dog||Eat a Spice Girls CD|
|19 Oct 2002||stacy||eat their toys and then jump around trying to scream "look mommy i'm a human toy" then they should end up dying or choking on them.....|
|18 Oct 2002||Johnny X-ray||antifreeze-coated lollipops. you always hear about how sweet antifreeze is supposed to be, so why wouldn't a young child want to ingest such a sweet morsel to end their life?|
|17 Oct 2002||potryx||the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13 is... say the magic words "pouet prout zigounette..." If you say this when you are young, an evil spirit comes from hell's kingdom, called "the very very bad monster who comes from an evil kingdom".so, he takes you, and, a time later, he asks you to be his wife... and if you answer him "no"... he could kill you, and drinks ALL of your blood!. then, it's a kind of " suicide", which is a very easy way to die when you are 13.
and excuse my english level, i'm just a poor french guy who does not know engish very well... boooo !
|15 Oct 2002||T-Bonius||I think the best way to kill yourself is to let be skullfucked by superman until he nuts and blows the other side off your head off like a shotgun.|
|10 Oct 2002||chris||eat hot sauce and set yourself on fire and run through town while screaming "WALLA WALLA" until some one shoots you|
|09 Oct 2002||The ZAApperr||Best Suicide kit? A wooden box. Open it up and inside is a big red button on a velvet cushion. Push the button and you are gone, just dissapear.|
|05 Oct 2002||Carolyne||Do-it-yourself crucifixion? Make a face and it'll freeze that way...? Maybe it'll be YOU they find under the Christmas Tree this year...|
|21 Sep 2002||billy-jeana||sharp kitchen knives, just tell mom that your learning to cook.|
|17 Sep 2002||jose iscaya||LSD and superman-comics|
|15 Sep 2002||Lylie||jouer au ballon sur l'autoroute
du saut à l'élastique du haut d'1 pont sans élastique
jouer à la bagarre avec un pitt bull
|17 Aug 2002||shaun yates||Trap yourself in a room full of dangerous things and blind yourself by pouring dish detergent in your eyes then run around until something drastic happens!!!|
|06 Aug 2002||Six Foot Under||Let your friends or someone get a big box to put ya in, dig a hole about 6 foot deep, you get inside the box, let em throw ya in the hole and then bury.
All supplies needed and necessary:
1. you and someone
|23 Jul 2002||jack meoff||it will be fun and entertaining for your friends. first take some gas and a lighter. pour the gas on you and light it up and if u can drink some and light a match in your mouth.|
|22 Jul 2002||Amethyst||Go to school, sharpen up 2 pencils really sharp and go back to your desk stick them up your nose and slam the pencils on the desk, so the pencils go into your brain and puncture it:)|
|17 Jul 2002||SplitLip||The best way to kill yourself when you're under thirteen would be to eat three tubes of toothpaste - and I'm not talking about trial size.
Or you could Roll around nude in the street at noon.
|16 Jul 2002||Nurse Betty||Use paper maché and wrap your head in it. Let it dry and suffocate. Make sure you leave no holes to breathe through. You might need a friend to help with the fun. Think of all the designs the friend can paint on your soon to be death mask?!|
|06 Jul 2002||Drew||well, Q-tips miht be a fun way to go. Filling ones oesophagus with a handful might be slow, but fun. more entertaining way could be.........
Taking a fork with a grounded handle, and a long wire hanging from the end, opposite the points, you plug the wire into an electrical socket, and stab yourself in the heart, the shock would most likely stop your heart.
Flavoured bleach, plain and simple, include a bottle flavoured bleach that has a sweet flavor to it.
Walk out to the railroad tracks right when the 5:30 express train is coming and lay your head right on the track as it's comming. ::SNAP!:: Lights out.
the simple hair drier, and bath.
getting piss drunk and before sleeping take a whole other bottle and sleep on your back.
your dad's shotgun.
leaping in front of a speeding truck on the high way.
offer yourself to a stranger on the side of the road, they'll kill you, and you'll loose your virginity on the way out.
but me, I'd prefer playing russian roulette with a magnum 5-8 chamber
|19 Jun 2002||katz||sophocating in a giant burst bubblegum bubble|
|16 Jun 2002||Lisa AKA Sevin||most definitely playing 'cowboys and indians' with daddy's shotgun... and if you're looking to do it on purpose... make it look like you were playing 'cowboys and indians' with daddy's shotgun...|