|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|31 Jul 2003||Guertrude||Find someone else who is 13 laying somewhere dead that looks sooo much like you and fake your death and be reborn! hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!|
|29 Jul 2003||crystal||play dr. and prescribe as much medecine as you can to yourself and take it all at once|
|14 Jul 2003||Alin Pastrama||Play doctor using real instruments, including lasers.|
|07 Jul 2003||becky||run in front of mister softy's ice cream truck|
|30 Jun 2003||short and sweet||1.become an arsonist
2.during the running of the bulls (in spain) run just in front of the bulls start leaping about and scream at the top of your voice 'IM A PONY!'
3.go on a serious sugar high but make sure you have a knife in your hand and as soon as the sugar gets to you drive the knife right in to your eye sockets.
4.DONT TRY AND SET THE SCHOOL ON FIRE IT DONT WORK!
5.eat two tubes of toothpaste.
6.brush your teeth with a mach 3 razer
7.if ppl ask why you do it just say 'life goes on, the world goes round, shit happens'
|10 Jun 2003||the archbishop of hell||run around with a lolly pop in your mouth! if you dont stack it properly you wont die, it will just fuckin hurt, alot. so dont fuck up!|
|04 Jun 2003||Colton Gabbert||You should drown in a kiddy pool!|
|30 May 2003||Nikki||take every possible cleaning detergent under your sink and bottoms up|
|22 May 2003||Laura||Tomarse una tortilla de aspirinas.|
|21 May 2003||my faint pulse||the best way to killl yourself is to drink freon (antifreeze). it tastes good and turns your liver to mush... very nice..
or (if you can get a hold of it) drink an ounce of potassiun cyanide with a glass of cold tap water. it will put you in a coma in less than a minute and within 3 days...you're gone. no pain, no problem.
|08 May 2003||Claire||Play with the plastic shopping bags Mother tells you not to play with, until you eventually get your head stuck. Leave it there and carry on breathing until you black out. Then you die.|
|06 May 2003||Stud||Sleep with a Yo-Yo ball!|
|19 Mar 2003||julien||Aller a Disneyland , aller embrasser les grosses peluches qui parcourent le site et choisir Baloo l'ours qui en te serrant dans ses bras va t'étouffer en lui montrant que tu es très content d'être avec lui.|
|13 Mar 2003||Vanessa||Stab yourself to death with your little sister's barbies|
|03 Mar 2003||de la selza||Perform an exorcism on a Britney Spears CD. When the evil bitch is outta there, it may push u upwards as she flies into the sky and u bang ur head on the roof = death.|
|18 Feb 2003||popolls||Facile prend un yoyo deroule le fil du yoyo met toi sur la table de ton salon accroche le yoyo au plafond puis accroche l'autre bout du fil du yoyo autour de ton cou serre tres fort ensuite donne un grand coup dans la table afin qu'elle tombe. te voila mort par pendaison grace a ton yoyo censé etre inoffensif|
|15 Feb 2003||joy||hang yourself with a skipping rope|
|12 Feb 2003||Joker||pour gasoline all over yourself and smoke a cigarette... while singing mary had a little lamb|
|11 Feb 2003||sythuzuma-ka||to stand in the middle of a road and believe that the next coming car right in front of you is a nice cow willing to hug you|
|11 Feb 2003||Nick||I'm 12 and am having a crappy life.. my girlfriend broke up with me cause she was cheating on me... .doesn't really matter since i'm only 12. But my life is crap.So i've been loking at sites on ways to kill yourself and the best that i've seen would be to make a small incision in your stomach and fastly pull out your intestines and hang yourself with them. Pre-write the note about Aliens and what they did to you.
This is the one that i made up: go to your school on sunday and break in then freeze yourself in the school freezer then when they get the meat they will see you... i'm still currently thinking of more