|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|09 Nov 2003||Chris age 12||Well ive bin considerin followin all this advice on haow to kill yourself and i wanted to put my own advice in!
1. Ride yor bike head on with a semi.
2. Bake Anti Freeze in your Christmas cokkies.
3. Spray Wasp Spray in a plastic bag and stick it over your head with an elastic bag.
|28 Oct 2003||elo||regarder pikachu manger sensuellement un baton de reglisse (ça destroy n'importe quel jeune cerveau) ça tue plus vite que son ombre|
|15 Oct 2003||Lyndsay||pretend you're a witch who has lost her power to freeze, then run out in front of a speeding car to prove you can freeze it and wait...|
|14 Oct 2003||JinXy||Run into a solid brick wall head first, going really fast on a skateboard.|
|14 Oct 2003||edith||eating candies till you can`t breath|
|12 Oct 2003||james eakin||Fischer-Price syringe full of "kinder" heroin.|
|27 Sep 2003||Obscene||put on your favorite swimsuit fill up the bathtub and play who can hold hold there breath the longest with your pet fishy YOU HAVE TO WIN!!!!|
|23 Sep 2003||thom||play tug of war with the other end of the rope in a wood chipper.|
|25 Aug 2003||Alex||Stand on the edge of a cliff, then get your friend behind you to play Queen on full volume. Nature willl take its course.|
|31 Jul 2003||Guertrude||Find someone else who is 13 laying somewhere dead that looks sooo much like you and fake your death and be reborn! hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!|
|29 Jul 2003||crystal||play dr. and prescribe as much medecine as you can to yourself and take it all at once|
|14 Jul 2003||Alin Pastrama||Play doctor using real instruments, including lasers.|
|07 Jul 2003||becky||run in front of mister softy's ice cream truck|
|30 Jun 2003||short and sweet||1.become an arsonist
2.during the running of the bulls (in spain) run just in front of the bulls start leaping about and scream at the top of your voice 'IM A PONY!'
3.go on a serious sugar high but make sure you have a knife in your hand and as soon as the sugar gets to you drive the knife right in to your eye sockets.
4.DONT TRY AND SET THE SCHOOL ON FIRE IT DONT WORK!
5.eat two tubes of toothpaste.
6.brush your teeth with a mach 3 razer
7.if ppl ask why you do it just say 'life goes on, the world goes round, shit happens'
|10 Jun 2003||the archbishop of hell||run around with a lolly pop in your mouth! if you dont stack it properly you wont die, it will just fuckin hurt, alot. so dont fuck up!|
|04 Jun 2003||Colton Gabbert||You should drown in a kiddy pool!|
|30 May 2003||Nikki||take every possible cleaning detergent under your sink and bottoms up|
|22 May 2003||Laura||Tomarse una tortilla de aspirinas.|
|21 May 2003||my faint pulse||the best way to killl yourself is to drink freon (antifreeze). it tastes good and turns your liver to mush... very nice..
or (if you can get a hold of it) drink an ounce of potassiun cyanide with a glass of cold tap water. it will put you in a coma in less than a minute and within 3 days...you're gone. no pain, no problem.
|08 May 2003||Claire||Play with the plastic shopping bags Mother tells you not to play with, until you eventually get your head stuck. Leave it there and carry on breathing until you black out. Then you die.|