|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|21 May 2003||my faint pulse||the best way to killl yourself is to drink freon (antifreeze). it tastes good and turns your liver to mush... very nice..
or (if you can get a hold of it) drink an ounce of potassiun cyanide with a glass of cold tap water. it will put you in a coma in less than a minute and within 3 days...you're gone. no pain, no problem.
|08 May 2003||Claire||Play with the plastic shopping bags Mother tells you not to play with, until you eventually get your head stuck. Leave it there and carry on breathing until you black out. Then you die.|
|06 May 2003||Stud||Sleep with a Yo-Yo ball!|
|19 Mar 2003||julien||Aller a Disneyland , aller embrasser les grosses peluches qui parcourent le site et choisir Baloo l'ours qui en te serrant dans ses bras va t'étouffer en lui montrant que tu es très content d'être avec lui.|
|13 Mar 2003||Vanessa||Stab yourself to death with your little sister's barbies|
|03 Mar 2003||de la selza||Perform an exorcism on a Britney Spears CD. When the evil bitch is outta there, it may push u upwards as she flies into the sky and u bang ur head on the roof = death.|
|18 Feb 2003||popolls||Facile prend un yoyo deroule le fil du yoyo met toi sur la table de ton salon accroche le yoyo au plafond puis accroche l'autre bout du fil du yoyo autour de ton cou serre tres fort ensuite donne un grand coup dans la table afin qu'elle tombe. te voila mort par pendaison grace a ton yoyo censé etre inoffensif|
|15 Feb 2003||joy||hang yourself with a skipping rope|
|12 Feb 2003||Joker||pour gasoline all over yourself and smoke a cigarette... while singing mary had a little lamb|
|11 Feb 2003||sythuzuma-ka||to stand in the middle of a road and believe that the next coming car right in front of you is a nice cow willing to hug you|
|11 Feb 2003||Nick||I'm 12 and am having a crappy life.. my girlfriend broke up with me cause she was cheating on me... .doesn't really matter since i'm only 12. But my life is crap.So i've been loking at sites on ways to kill yourself and the best that i've seen would be to make a small incision in your stomach and fastly pull out your intestines and hang yourself with them. Pre-write the note about Aliens and what they did to you.
This is the one that i made up: go to your school on sunday and break in then freeze yourself in the school freezer then when they get the meat they will see you... i'm still currently thinking of more
|25 Jan 2003||Stephanie||Eat one of those things that come in the box with your new shoes that say in big letter's on it "CAUTION DO NOT EAT!"|
|15 Jan 2003||a friend de carambar||avaler un chat domestique vivant|
|13 Jan 2003||je préfère me fondre sous le voile protecteur de l'anonymat||l'étouffement sucré au carambar. ingérer de manière rapide entre 7 à 10 carambars original (les autres ça marche moin bien) et mâcher nerveusement. les deux machoires se trouves soudées et la gorge obstruées. (avec des lego ça marche aussi)|
|10 Jan 2003||elise armentier||je prends un crayon de couleur (c'est plus rigolo), et je l'enfonce un petit peu dans mon nez. A partir de là, je donne un grand coup de tete sur une table de manière à ce que le crayon transperce le cerveau. Et voilà!!!|
|21 Dec 2002||Elliot||Get a nuclear bomb and eat it|
|21 Dec 2002||Zack||Shove a cork up your arse and then drink tons of pepsi or coke and then because you can't fart you will explode|
|18 Dec 2002||---||avaler une noix de coco|
|14 Dec 2002||Heather||The best way to kill yourself is to drink a bottle of bleach and then put yourself in the dryer.|
|09 Dec 2002||Felicia||Well, I know a good way you can kill yourself. Get into some hobby like me.
1.) Take surfing lessons. You have a great chance of hitting a rock or getting eaten by a shark.
2.) Go bungie jumping. Have a nice fall over a bridge somewhere.
3.) Go skydiving and forget your parachute.
4.) Go to East Palo Alto and wear a shirt saying you hate black people.
5.) Listen to Marilyn Manson's "Beautiful People" song and head bob till your neck falls off.
If all else fails begin a life as a writer. They are very dramatic people.