|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|27 Dec 2004||SPK||Break Into The Lions Den At The Zoo, Wearing Raw Meat & Kicking Every Lion You Can See.|
|16 Dec 2004||kaitlyn||hang yourself in a skipping rope
or drown yourself in a kiddy pool
|16 Dec 2004||Katherine||The best way to kill yourself is to is to drink bouble bath.|
|08 Dec 2004||stef||crawl back in mothers womb and stay there|
|07 Dec 2004||El Procrastinator||Well, over thirteen you best go with the standards of hanging and over dosing, but under? Well, thats a whole 'nuther story.
a few suggestions:
1) getting coca cola syrup and drink it straight (the stuff takes rust off cars when its watered down, imagine what the syrup can do!)
2) build a spooky alter with barbie dolls and such and invite the local bishop over. when they are comfortable bring in your alter and start some sort of scary ritual chanting about the blood of the lord and attack the bishop with a knife. good chance he'll turn it on you, two for the price of one.
3) start a crusade! hey, it worked with killing tens of thousands of kids in 1212, why won't it work today?
4)eat old fish. IF YOU CAN!
|03 Dec 2004||Dead Man||Soak a snickers bar in anti-freeze. It'll taste sweet.|
|03 Dec 2004||Jadsrea||Jam a toothpick under each toenail and play some soccer. You won't die but it would hurt like a motherfucker. The pain will make you want to kill yourself any way possible and you will come up with a shit load of ideas. Hell is only a state of mind. Until next time...|
|27 Nov 2004||annie||by takeing your video game cd an sliceing your wrist with it|
|26 Nov 2004||cat||invent a time machine, go back to before you were born and kill your parents. you will then proceed to fade away to nothing.
ps this will also get rid of the annoying siblings
|26 Nov 2004||Harry Potter||I will cast magic on you all and make you happy.
better now? I thought so.
|07 Nov 2004||joany||Empty out the box of froot loops that your mommy just bought and put your head in it.Then hold a knife outside the box and start to push the knife through the box repeated times as hard as you can. Hopefully you bleed to death and your parents are extremely heart broken about how you died and then they start to regrete ever buying froot loops.|
|28 Oct 2004||tetelle||immolation par l'eau|
|22 Oct 2004||Wolfvain||With pudding and cookies!|
|21 Oct 2004||dennis||swallow a piece of lego
|20 Oct 2004||Caroline||haaaa! Bonne question! Je crois personnellement que c'est les tylenol pour enfant à saveur de raisins en liquigel, plus faciles à avaler, avec un gout amélioré, votre suicide sera une réussite|
|12 Oct 2004||Abby||Swallow a leggo|
|08 Oct 2004||alice||manger des ours en sucre en révant sur un pokémon|
|06 Oct 2004||thibaut||you have to eat to much medicine while believing these are candies|
|05 Oct 2004||juanita||a britney spears dvd, lots of quimic candies, a 10 easy steps to build a perfect body guide, a new paper from africa, asia or latin america and "mouchette" bressons movie|
|30 Sep 2004||mavava||de s'étouffer avec ses mensonges de gamins|