|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|02 Jun 2005||jennie boo||you can O.D. on water (the element of life) your blood starts thinning out your eyes turn funny colors. but you got to drink almost more than would be convienient.
fact is you can O.D. on anything if to much of anything gets into your carbon based(hint hint) body.
why dont you just set yourself on fire in mcdonalds playland? take out a few innocent children under 13 with you. now theres an idea for a whole nother web site.
chow my dah-lings chow
|31 May 2005||the best way to kill yourself when you are 13 years old is to eat some rat poison on friday the 13th at 1:23 in the morning|
|27 May 2005||amanda||-making chocolate chip cookies with all of mom and dad's meds or razor blades
-play parshout soldier off the balcony of your apartement
-get stolen and eventually killed by a petifile
-play cops and robbers with real guns
-play operation with all the kitchen knives(besides all you want to know is what it look like inside)
-stick crayons up your nose until they reach the brain, then pull them out
-drink all of the poision signed cleaners in the house
|21 May 2005||vlad the impaler||well you could simply consume yourself with a knife or fork.|
|20 May 2005||Sanele||heng yuor self using cortonwool
|17 May 2005||InnocenceFaded||Eat all the Crayola crayons in the nice new big box your mommy gave you for Christmas.|
|09 May 2005||mr corrigan||i plan to kill myself with a spoon|
|07 May 2005||pippilina||use marshmallows to create a cranial impaction!~|
|01 May 2005||Kat & neve||run infront of a shooting range shouting "guns are not the answer"|
|29 Apr 2005||michaela||kick your self in the ass untill it goes purple. then eat a turnip. this actually works.|
|28 Apr 2005||paula||give yourself a neverending chicken scratch - on your wrists|
|28 Apr 2005||THE SINGING BARABARIAN FROM THE SAVAGE NOOOORTH!!!!||DEATH BY CHOCOLATE!!!!!|
|20 Apr 2005||gaylord focker||try and eat 1 milion tins of beans in 1 hour (including the tins)|
|17 Apr 2005||Midian||Overdose de nutella ;o)|
|08 Apr 2005||man heather||well it got to contan pills that look like candy so u can play doctor,a fake squrit "gun" cops and robers,a chan saw to recreate texes chan saw masacure,a bome to play bome squid,a rope to see who can hang the longest|
|10 Mar 2005||ian||The kit should contain four green cynide tablets that one could swollow and then it would indefinatly cause death.|
|01 Mar 2005||???||Stare at a picture of Micheal Jackson in your room, all alone, at night, in your bed...and then say his name three (3) times.|
|28 Feb 2005||marc-andré||cross the street while you're running after a ball, then a big truck bump you|
|27 Feb 2005||eat shit loads of sweeties until ure full and go to hannibal lecters house
|26 Feb 2005||kathy||make all kinds of pretend food with your play-do, than eat it all|