|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|18 May 2004||QuAck||avale un citron et..? non plutot presse un pikachu tres fort et il te livreras une decharge digne de la chaise electrique|
|29 Apr 2004||lathenardiere||bouffer tout les kinder surprises du monde avec les surprises dedans.|
|23 Apr 2004||pierro and Alex||Manger un poisson.
Faire cuire un oeuf sur une voiture.
Demander l'heure à un schtroumpf.
Aller voir scoobidoo faire du tennis avec sami, OOOOWWwwwOOO.
Ne pas dire bonjour à stephane king quand il est de mauvaise humeur.
Manger de la tarte au flan.
Offrir des fleurs à un rhinocéros.
|19 Apr 2004||Cyril||manger des petits hameçons coulés dans du caramel|
|26 Mar 2004||CR||String together all your teddy bears and other childhood toys, wrap them around your neck and throw yourself from the highest point in town. Tying off the rope is optional.|
|24 Mar 2004||Zimindorf|| 1. Swallowing your grandpa's heart medication is pretty good. And very effective!
2. Slashed wrists is an old method. Remember to slash vertically so that you expose the maximum amount of the vein.
3. Threaten a cop with your squirt gun.
4. Put your head in your easy-bake oven.
5. Drown yourself in your kiddy pool.
6. Choke on a barbie doll head and accessories, eg. shoes, clothes, hats, purses, minivan, etc.
|25 Feb 2004||laron||mouchette - do you have a skipping rope?|
|24 Feb 2004||Cass||Play swords with yourself using your family's kitchen knifes. Make sure to twrill them a lot!|
|23 Feb 2004||cynthia||blindfold yourself and ride your bike out on the freeway.|
|15 Feb 2004||océane||avaler une barbie|
|06 Feb 2004||elo||faire une overdose de bonbons|
|06 Feb 2004||al||faire une overdose de bille assimilé à l'aide de majorette|
|05 Feb 2004||eli||I think the best way to kill yourself is to go up to the 13th floor, close your eyes and for a moment just pretend you can fly.|
|02 Feb 2004||mitsos||swallow a coin
|30 Jan 2004||scott fletcher||i remember as a child trying to gas myself in my sisters Fisher Price oven..... it didn't work but it did come in a box.|
|24 Jan 2004||Justin||I little something i like to call gi joes and cough syrup. First drink all the cough syrup in the house, then send one of your gi joes on a covert mission to recuse the penny you swallowed when your where 5!|
|10 Jan 2004||Alexa!||Put your head in a plastic bag (i call it death by Walmart), Lock yourself in a freezer, Pretend you're a fish while you're in your pool/tub, Sleep UNDER your matress, Wait for the light to turn green then try to cross the street, Drink the liter fluid, Jump out your bedroom window. I have more, email me at email@example.com I have attempted suicide many times. it's fun!!|
|20 Dec 2003||Chrissy||give them good tasting pills and tell them its candy|
|08 Dec 2003||marshall||the best way to kill your self would be in the gym of ur school. hang urself with a skipping rope every one will feel real bad about it .|
|04 Dec 2003||ChamameSoldier||watching teletubbies an entire week.|