|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|27 Jun 2005||emily||o.d on chocolate!|
|26 Jun 2005||le douche||SMEAR GRAPE JELLY ALL OVER YOUR BODY.
note: this will not kill you and its not supposed to.
also note: there is no question mark after the sentence. this means it is a command. NOW GET YOUR ASS UP FROM THE COMPUTER SCREEN AND GO SMEAR GRAPE JELLY ALL OVER YOUR BODY.
If no grape jelly can be obtained please use german chocolate cake.
|26 Jun 2005||The Grim Reaper||eat a bowl of apple seeds. you will surely die of cyanide poisoning. did some research on it and thought its a pretty cool way to go :) Cheers Every1|
|20 Jun 2005||jesus||cry a river and drownd in it|
|19 Jun 2005||I have 1 brown eye an 2 green ones||eat some bad sea food and drink one liter of milk.
eat popcorn and spinach.
two cans of beans.
if this dont kill you you will produce enough gas to clear out a room long enough to get some "you time".
|06 Jun 2005||Carmen||are you really going to take advice from people who are still living?|
|02 Jun 2005||jennie boo||you can O.D. on water (the element of life) your blood starts thinning out your eyes turn funny colors. but you got to drink almost more than would be convienient.
fact is you can O.D. on anything if to much of anything gets into your carbon based(hint hint) body.
why dont you just set yourself on fire in mcdonalds playland? take out a few innocent children under 13 with you. now theres an idea for a whole nother web site.
chow my dah-lings chow
|31 May 2005||the best way to kill yourself when you are 13 years old is to eat some rat poison on friday the 13th at 1:23 in the morning|
|27 May 2005||amanda||-making chocolate chip cookies with all of mom and dad's meds or razor blades
-play parshout soldier off the balcony of your apartement
-get stolen and eventually killed by a petifile
-play cops and robbers with real guns
-play operation with all the kitchen knives(besides all you want to know is what it look like inside)
-stick crayons up your nose until they reach the brain, then pull them out
-drink all of the poision signed cleaners in the house
|21 May 2005||vlad the impaler||well you could simply consume yourself with a knife or fork.|
|20 May 2005||Sanele||heng yuor self using cortonwool
|17 May 2005||InnocenceFaded||Eat all the Crayola crayons in the nice new big box your mommy gave you for Christmas.|
|09 May 2005||mr corrigan||i plan to kill myself with a spoon|
|07 May 2005||pippilina||use marshmallows to create a cranial impaction!~|
|01 May 2005||Kat & neve||run infront of a shooting range shouting "guns are not the answer"|
|29 Apr 2005||michaela||kick your self in the ass untill it goes purple. then eat a turnip. this actually works.|
|28 Apr 2005||paula||give yourself a neverending chicken scratch - on your wrists|
|28 Apr 2005||THE SINGING BARABARIAN FROM THE SAVAGE NOOOORTH!!!!||DEATH BY CHOCOLATE!!!!!|
|20 Apr 2005||gaylord focker||try and eat 1 milion tins of beans in 1 hour (including the tins)|
|17 Apr 2005||Midian||Overdose de nutella ;o)|