What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

Date Name/email

Nom/email
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

04 Jun 2014 the first monkey No matter what method you use just remember its not as scary if you close your eyes.

03 Jun 2014 x-ray cat Everytime you killyourself a kitten gets run over by a truck.

02 Jun 2014 phyllobates terribilis A stuffed animal that shoots out poison tipped darts in every direction when you squeeze its hand.

02 Jun 2014 Charlie Pecan Choke on some peanuts.

30 May 2014 script for short parody Me: I need to wash some clothes

My Mum: you are always in the way, I wish I never had you.

me: I just want to die. Fuck this shit.

end

28 May 2014 reimudakku eat more candies. tooth decay will kill you then.

20 May 2014 uncle dEaDie Uncle dEaDiekins is about to have to get the hatchet out. I got six more chickens to put in the freezer.

18 May 2014 shirley vigneau Play with matches.

13 May 2014 drink bleach and everything else under ur sinks

25 Mar 2014 zane do a sexy genocide.
put a stripper pole in
your parents living room without asking.

05 Feb 2014 Sam that monster under your bed

15 Jan 2014 Jordan Z. Tickler Have your friends tickle you until you die laughing.

28 Dec 2013 deadiekins Sniff your own farts out of a garden hose. That wont kill you but it will make a lovely youtube video.

Its been months since an update. Maybe mouchey went and drown herself.

:( :( :( :( :(

oh mouchey!!! where are you? Come play with me.

18 Dec 2013 Taylor Eat molded bubble gum

15 Nov 2013 Punch a bear cub

18 Jul 2013 RZA Put a slug in your mug, overdose on a drug
Wet your hair stick a knife in the plug
Or be like Richard Pryor set your balls on fire
Better yet go hang yourself with a barbed wire

13 Jul 2013 alison if this works , i will come back in the next life as a 3 year old black and white cat . if you see me on monday it worked . heres hoping , paws crossed .... all go for this sunday .. cant wait thanks for the encouragement

22 Jun 2013 Marlitt I would find a huge -huge teddy bear to hold all the time. No more free hands and no more food to get to my mouth. It`d take a while but eventually it`d work

29 Apr 2013 mi try learning to fly. take a leap. from a very high place. bring feathers and stuffs if you like.

20 Apr 2013 raquel listen to justin bieber for more than 4 hours

Prev    Much more than this....
   Next
1 2 3 4 5 ... 48 49
Famous users search:
Lucy Cortina   Chris   Mackellar   Felicia   Joe Lee   Billy   Phil   will snow   Enzyme

Read the archives

Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
04 Jun 2014	the first monkey	No matter what method you use just remember its not as scary if you close your eyes.
03 Jun 2014	x-ray cat	Everytime you killyourself a kitten gets run over by a truck.
02 Jun 2014	phyllobates terribilis	A stuffed animal that shoots out poison tipped darts in every direction when you squeeze its hand.
02 Jun 2014	Charlie Pecan	Choke on some peanuts.
30 May 2014	script for short parody	Me: I need to wash some clothes My Mum: you are always in the way, I wish I never had you. me: I just want to die. Fuck this shit. end
28 May 2014	reimudakku	eat more candies. tooth decay will kill you then.
20 May 2014	uncle dEaDie	Uncle dEaDiekins is about to have to get the hatchet out. I got six more chickens to put in the freezer.
18 May 2014	shirley vigneau	Play with matches.
13 May 2014		drink bleach and everything else under ur sinks
25 Mar 2014	zane	do a sexy genocide. put a stripper pole in your parents living room without asking.
05 Feb 2014	Sam	that monster under your bed
15 Jan 2014	Jordan Z. Tickler	Have your friends tickle you until you die laughing.
28 Dec 2013	deadiekins	Sniff your own farts out of a garden hose. That wont kill you but it will make a lovely youtube video. Its been months since an update. Maybe mouchey went and drown herself. :( :( :( :( :( oh mouchey!!! where are you? Come play with me.
18 Dec 2013	Taylor	Eat molded bubble gum
15 Nov 2013		Punch a bear cub
18 Jul 2013	RZA	Put a slug in your mug, overdose on a drug Wet your hair stick a knife in the plug Or be like Richard Pryor set your balls on fire Better yet go hang yourself with a barbed wire
13 Jul 2013	alison	if this works , i will come back in the next life as a 3 year old black and white cat . if you see me on monday it worked . heres hoping , paws crossed .... all go for this sunday .. cant wait thanks for the encouragement
22 Jun 2013	Marlitt	I would find a huge -huge teddy bear to hold all the time. No more free hands and no more food to get to my mouth. It`d take a while but eventually it`d work
29 Apr 2013	mi	try learning to fly. take a leap. from a very high place. bring feathers and stuffs if you like.
20 Apr 2013	raquel	listen to justin bieber for more than 4 hours