|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|01 Feb 2005||Shoko Sombrero||For suicide I always recommend mushrooms. You can find them all over the world. Plus, they are free! And it's great fun looking for them.
What's more, you might by accident eat some that are not so deadly but instead very psychedelic. Who knows you may not be too interested in suicide after that!
When you hit the really deadly mushies though be sure to eat plenty of them though since otherwise you might not go painless :-( Best is to invest your last pocket money in a good mushroom book with color pictures so you don't make stupid mistakes.
Oh, yes. I should tell you that this kind of suicide is only available in fall, really. Ok ok, yeah it is a disadvantage.
Good luck and let me know if and where you found the acid ones.
|11 Jan 2005||jedi||ummz eat a box of crayons??????????????|
|07 Jan 2005||princessetoktok||avaler un sac de billes lester par des soldats de plombs le tout enfermer dans un préservatif voler à une maman ou une grande soeur quelquonque|
|31 Dec 2004||stacey||Go play on a roof and say" I'm superman"|
|30 Dec 2004||andra||under the water...read a book there:)|
|30 Dec 2004||big bad brandon||take a screw driver and hamer it in ur heart|
|29 Dec 2004||Lamazelle||Manger une quantité éééénorme de Marshmallows, de souris au chocolat, de fraises tagada!!! Et boire en même temps des litres de jus de pommes!!!!
|28 Dec 2004||Julz||Drink nail polish and follow it down with nail polish remover! repeat 112 times!|
|27 Dec 2004||kiara||get your mums very strong hairspray from her bedroom and spray it to the back of your thraot until u suffercate.|
|27 Dec 2004||SPK||Break Into The Lions Den At The Zoo, Wearing Raw Meat & Kicking Every Lion You Can See.|
|16 Dec 2004||kaitlyn||hang yourself in a skipping rope
or drown yourself in a kiddy pool
|16 Dec 2004||Katherine||The best way to kill yourself is to is to drink bouble bath.|
|08 Dec 2004||stef||crawl back in mothers womb and stay there|
|07 Dec 2004||El Procrastinator||Well, over thirteen you best go with the standards of hanging and over dosing, but under? Well, thats a whole 'nuther story.
a few suggestions:
1) getting coca cola syrup and drink it straight (the stuff takes rust off cars when its watered down, imagine what the syrup can do!)
2) build a spooky alter with barbie dolls and such and invite the local bishop over. when they are comfortable bring in your alter and start some sort of scary ritual chanting about the blood of the lord and attack the bishop with a knife. good chance he'll turn it on you, two for the price of one.
3) start a crusade! hey, it worked with killing tens of thousands of kids in 1212, why won't it work today?
4)eat old fish. IF YOU CAN!
|03 Dec 2004||Dead Man||Soak a snickers bar in anti-freeze. It'll taste sweet.|
|03 Dec 2004||Jadsrea||Jam a toothpick under each toenail and play some soccer. You won't die but it would hurt like a motherfucker. The pain will make you want to kill yourself any way possible and you will come up with a shit load of ideas. Hell is only a state of mind. Until next time...|
|27 Nov 2004||annie||by takeing your video game cd an sliceing your wrist with it|
|26 Nov 2004||cat||invent a time machine, go back to before you were born and kill your parents. you will then proceed to fade away to nothing.
ps this will also get rid of the annoying siblings
|26 Nov 2004||Harry Potter||I will cast magic on you all and make you happy.
better now? I thought so.
|07 Nov 2004||joany||Empty out the box of froot loops that your mommy just bought and put your head in it.Then hold a knife outside the box and start to push the knife through the box repeated times as hard as you can. Hopefully you bleed to death and your parents are extremely heart broken about how you died and then they start to regrete ever buying froot loops.|