|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|01 May 2005||Kat & neve||run infront of a shooting range shouting "guns are not the answer"|
|29 Apr 2005||michaela||kick your self in the ass untill it goes purple. then eat a turnip. this actually works.|
|28 Apr 2005||paula||give yourself a neverending chicken scratch - on your wrists|
|28 Apr 2005||THE SINGING BARABARIAN FROM THE SAVAGE NOOOORTH!!!!||DEATH BY CHOCOLATE!!!!!|
|20 Apr 2005||gaylord focker||try and eat 1 milion tins of beans in 1 hour (including the tins)|
|17 Apr 2005||Midian||Overdose de nutella ;o)|
|08 Apr 2005||man heather||well it got to contan pills that look like candy so u can play doctor,a fake squrit "gun" cops and robers,a chan saw to recreate texes chan saw masacure,a bome to play bome squid,a rope to see who can hang the longest|
|10 Mar 2005||ian||The kit should contain four green cynide tablets that one could swollow and then it would indefinatly cause death.|
|01 Mar 2005||???||Stare at a picture of Micheal Jackson in your room, all alone, at night, in your bed...and then say his name three (3) times.|
|28 Feb 2005||marc-andré||cross the street while you're running after a ball, then a big truck bump you|
|27 Feb 2005||eat shit loads of sweeties until ure full and go to hannibal lecters house
|26 Feb 2005||kathy||make all kinds of pretend food with your play-do, than eat it all|
|25 Feb 2005||no||with pencils|
|19 Feb 2005||Maya Aston||I would go to the Zoo and get myself into the cage with pumas. They will eat me alive.|
|17 Feb 2005||Sanne||fire... play a innocent child that has no idea of the destruction fire can cause... a lighter, some material that sets on fire fast and voila, a perfect suicide|
|15 Feb 2005||Madrid||Stick forks in electrical sockets.|
|05 Feb 2005||Thierry||hara kiri a la saucisse de strazbourg|
|01 Feb 2005||Shoko Sombrero||For suicide I always recommend mushrooms. You can find them all over the world. Plus, they are free! And it's great fun looking for them.
What's more, you might by accident eat some that are not so deadly but instead very psychedelic. Who knows you may not be too interested in suicide after that!
When you hit the really deadly mushies though be sure to eat plenty of them though since otherwise you might not go painless :-( Best is to invest your last pocket money in a good mushroom book with color pictures so you don't make stupid mistakes.
Oh, yes. I should tell you that this kind of suicide is only available in fall, really. Ok ok, yeah it is a disadvantage.
Good luck and let me know if and where you found the acid ones.
|11 Jan 2005||jedi||ummz eat a box of crayons??????????????|
|07 Jan 2005||princessetoktok||avaler un sac de billes lester par des soldats de plombs le tout enfermer dans un préservatif voler à une maman ou une grande soeur quelquonque|