|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|11 Feb 2006||JaniNe||mangez un papillon de monarque... ou peut-être trois
|09 Feb 2006||Ben moore||Sufficate yourself in a nappie preferably huggies so your parents could sue them|
|05 Feb 2006||Max||Find a friend who is a triple black belt in Karate, and charge at him with a knife.(don't stop fighting until he kills you)|
|01 Feb 2006||Jo Marsh||hang urself with ur school tie from ur stairs|
|31 Jan 2006||Sam.||The best way is to volunteer to get killed by abobo, there is no sweeter way to get aboboed by abobo. Its the honourable way out. What is getting aboboed you ask? well, having a building collapse on you, having an airplane crash right on your head,, NO WHERE ELSE but on your head..being aboboed.|
|26 Jan 2006||kk nullifire||cover your self in seal carcasses and jump into the polar bear exhibt at your local zoo goodbye|
|26 Jan 2006||lub||i think the pills are ok because they look like candy and u can have so much fun with em.|
|17 Jan 2006||Sarah Jane||wrap urself in bubble wrap and suffocate|
|16 Jan 2006||ryan||hang urself wit ur dads work tie in the closet|
|16 Jan 2006||suicideman||une bombe nucléaire portative avec un lance fourchette intégré et un réservoir de mouchoirs en papier maché trempé dans de l'acide.|
|13 Jan 2006||wausap||listen to large doses of elevator music until you choke|
|19 Dec 2005||steve the biggest drug addict you will ever meet in your life.||ask your parents for a chemestry set, purchase one yourself, or steal one, and mix atleast 1.5 grams of the included potassium cyanide with only water no juices then proceed to die. goodday.|
|19 Dec 2005||Ash||Trip over your train set and strategically impale yourself with the corner of a table.
It's tragic, really.
|19 Dec 2005||pcatpurrs||A lot of children have lots of ideas about how to commit suicide. Like me. When I was seven I used to imagine the Most Horrible Ways to Die before going to sleep. It was my favourite fantasy. Number 1: Is being eaten by a tiger. This is easy to do and very good fun, especially if you've been read (or read) a lot of stories about tigers.
Number 2: Is being run over by a train. This is also very easy to do, tho not so much fun as the tiger, especially if you've been at a station when someone has jumped on the rails.
Number 3: I'd always fall asleep before number three. But maybe someone else can fill in
|16 Dec 2005||troisplusun||faire tous les cahiers de vacances en 1 semaine, sans dormir ni manger.|
|13 Dec 2005||patricia||l'eau chaude...|
|06 Nov 2005||Brandon||Swallow a Macdonald's happy meal toy.|
|03 Nov 2005||Veronica||Break a Michael Jackson cd and use it to slit your wrists|
|08 Oct 2005||Drink 50 bottles of mouthwash. One after the other. Trust me.|
|06 Oct 2005||doodles||swallow your eraser|