Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
28 Apr 2006 Aly Hold your breath.
22 Apr 2006 princess cattalina banana boat the 3rd the best way to kill yourself when your under 13 is to play in the traffic and hope you get hit by a car
21 Apr 2006 John Epic Go with your parents to the downtown, make an enormous scandal until they agree to buy you some cheap thing you want (that's what people does best at whatever age..). Manage yourself to get some soap bubble kit and loads of candy.
When you get home,practice the bubble thing until you become a master, so you can call mommy and daddy and they'll congratulate you. Encourage them to do as you did, and leave them practising. At that time, go and steal a glass of chlorine and some detergent and leave them in your room. Get your bubblekit back, go to your room, drug yourself in candy sweetness, mix the remaining bubble liquid with the det plus the chlorine, make those heavy chlorine bubbles and watch as they dance over your lying drugged body [which has to be on the floor by that time]. Learn in that moment to love those bubbles and want to become as one of them. AS you are under 13, it'll come easy to feel light, volatile, colorless and fragile, so when you think it's the best time to end your short, enraged journey to the floor of your house, drink a full load of the bubble-soap-chlorine juice and watch as you become ethereal, while hearing the list shouts and the siren approaching...
20 Apr 2006 jon use the paper cutter
20 Apr 2006 Will never know your age? Mouchette's in a rut, a suicidal nut, and every time she's left alone it's always cut, cut, cut!
15 Apr 2006   Let's play drink the jugs under the sink!
15 Apr 2006 A person Hmm lets see - yes you could try a wooden spoon or get a friend to beat you with a pillow. The best advice is to get over it
10 Apr 2006 john ask a 50 year old man to have sex with you
07 Apr 2006 Mike K Wile E. Coyote always survived falling off the cliff, why shouldn't you too?
04 Apr 2006 heather Swallow wool socks
25 Mar 2006 Dr. Goofy Eat a tub of baked beans...
24 Mar 2006 Beth When you have your period use a tampon and leave it in.
17 Mar 2006 Moses play with electrical appliances in the bath....use as many as possible!
11 Mar 2006 Lisa M take an overdose of your mother's contraception pills
07 Mar 2006 tigger Play with a baby tiger until it get old enough to bite your head off.
04 Mar 2006 Lana jump from an airoplane and "pretend" the paracute wont open
19 Feb 2006 emily place urself in the washing machine and proceed to ask your younger sibling/friend to turn it on by pretending its a fun new game.
17 Feb 2006 Cimey Gadelha eating icecream until..........to die!
15 Feb 2006   Take all the tasty vitamine pill not knowing it was bad.
13 Feb 2006 Ryan Giesinger. Best way to kill yourself when you're 13 is;
Swollow an un-opend can of alphagetti.

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