|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|12 Oct 2006||The best way to kill your selfs will be to eat barly it is not ment to be eaten raw, it will kill you off soon!
|10 Oct 2006||you think you so fucking smart dont you bitch???
you think your website is anything more than a place to come and post up my hatred for you???
you stupid bitch.
|05 Oct 2006||Pokemaster||Watch Pokemón. Every day. And don't eat.|
|28 Sep 2006||Tommy||an over dose of insufflated pop rocks.|
|04 Sep 2006||go sail a ship made of marshmellow in a sea of hot chocolate. sweet dreems|
|28 Jul 2006||eddie dimbleby||if you want to die and end a meaningless life painfully swallow 5 balloons and make sure they dont have holes in|
|23 Jun 2006||zombieiain||run backwards fast enough to reverse your entire life!|
|05 Jun 2006||myerzev||strangle yourself with dental floss|
|05 Jun 2006||aurora||get abducted by aliens|
|08 May 2006||Monica||swallow vanilla bath beads|
|08 May 2006||Melanie||Plastic bag over your head. Cheap, simple and you can make it look like an accident.|
|07 May 2006||Peter||Eating a dog.|
|01 May 2006||dave||hi all its me dave from uk. i tried to hang myself once but i did not go thow with it the reson is that i got alot of mates and il miss chips to much lol. im single and looking to make m8s on and off here and shear suicide question and if u want to hang in front of me thats ok :-) il watch on cam lol but if u need me add me to msn.|
|30 Apr 2006||mik jones||ooooooooooo ooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooo oooooooooooo ooooooo ooooooooa suicide kit. who would want that??????ooooooo ooooooooooo oooooooooooo oooooooooooooo ooooooooooooo oooooooooooooo ooooooooo|
|28 Apr 2006||Aly||Hold your breath.|
|22 Apr 2006||princess cattalina banana boat the 3rd||the best way to kill yourself when your under 13 is to play in the traffic and hope you get hit by a car|
|21 Apr 2006||John Epic||Go with your parents to the downtown, make an enormous scandal until they agree to buy you some cheap thing you want (that's what people does best at whatever age..). Manage yourself to get some soap bubble kit and loads of candy.
When you get home,practice the bubble thing until you become a master, so you can call mommy and daddy and they'll congratulate you. Encourage them to do as you did, and leave them practising. At that time, go and steal a glass of chlorine and some detergent and leave them in your room. Get your bubblekit back, go to your room, drug yourself in candy sweetness, mix the remaining bubble liquid with the det plus the chlorine, make those heavy chlorine bubbles and watch as they dance over your lying drugged body [which has to be on the floor by that time]. Learn in that moment to love those bubbles and want to become as one of them. AS you are under 13, it'll come easy to feel light, volatile, colorless and fragile, so when you think it's the best time to end your short, enraged journey to the floor of your house, drink a full load of the bubble-soap-chlorine juice and watch as you become ethereal, while hearing the list shouts and the siren approaching...
|20 Apr 2006||jon||use the paper cutter|
|20 Apr 2006||Will never know your age?||Mouchette's in a rut, a suicidal nut, and every time she's left alone it's always cut, cut, cut!|
|15 Apr 2006||Let's play drink the jugs under the sink!|