What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|03 Feb 2020
||C H I N K E N
||Simply tell your mother you'd like to do dishes. She trusted me. Once you do that, you grab a clean watermelon knife and see if it can impale your chest.
|03 Feb 2020
|24 Jan 2020
||Invent a time machine and look for the nearest Tyrannosaurus. Run towards it.
|20 Jan 2020
||Get squished by a big machine that squishes your body... :)
|01 Jan 2020
||will e. melt, the snowman.
||Happy new years to everyone who did not kill themselves this holiday season. Statistics show suicide rates go way up around the holidays so if you made it thru this holiday season without killing yourself you are not apart of these statistics and you have a whole year to wait for a higher probability that you will kill yourself. And so now its time to make a new years resolution that you wont kill yourself. Just try a new hobby like knitting sweaters or public urination. That should get you to next holiday season.
|16 Dec 2019
||hang urself w christmas lights
|16 Dec 2019
||Falling off a mountain in the winter. When your far away from a place you can potty, ask them to go behind a tree. You can then follow the forest until you reach the edge, jump.
|13 Dec 2019
||toilet paper noose & shower curtain rod
|10 Dec 2019
||Choke yourself with a hoola hoop
|06 Dec 2019
||Death by cunnilingus
|02 Dec 2019
|07 Oct 2019
||Helium, because you can pull out and not suffer too much
|06 Oct 2019
|20 Sep 2019
||what you were doing
||Go to internet-stalkers.com. get yourself a stalker to stalk you. They offer a platinum experience package for only 35 pound. If you are not completely satisfied after the first week, you get a full refund. You have nothing to loose.
|13 Sep 2019
||I found this tattoo ink that contains a special ingredient. Its glow in the dark ink. And of course I tattooed my nipples. Now when the lights go off my nipples glow at around 72 lumens. All the kids at school invite me to sleep overs. Everyone asks to see my nipples in the dark. At school on fridays we get to watch a movie. The teacher turns off the light and my nips glow thru my shirt. I lift up my shirt and techno music begins to play and confetti falls from the celing. All the students rave out on my nips. Glow sticks are out. Glow nips are in. You NEED to get you some glow in the dark nipples. And look, the tattoo ink is radioactive isotope free. There is literally almost zero risk to your health.
|07 Sep 2019
|04 Sep 2019
||Why do you need the best way? Are you trying be be the most efficient? What does it matter? If you are going to kill yourself it shouldnt matter. You shouldnt even be thinking about killing yourself. You should be thinking about covering the inside of your house with glue and glitter. Maybe add some more lighting to make it more sparkely.
|03 Sep 2019
||my name is here.
||Being trampled and pecked by a flock of angry emu. If no emu flock is in your area llama you be a close second best way.
|02 Sep 2019
||what makes you think i have a name?
||Bananna flavored popcicles.
|01 Sep 2019
||Probably just watching my little pony