|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|08 Nov 2007||ganz viel bohnen essen und den after verstopfen dann explodierst du|
|30 Oct 2007||Eliot||With a soft drink can lid|
|19 Oct 2007||kait||when your under thirteen drink murphy's oil soap and it will kill ur heart i kno i tried it before but my mom found me|
|19 Oct 2007||Frau Haislett||Get a box full of oil based crayons and eat them. Than go to your dad's liquor cabinet and drink everything in there. DOn't forget to eat the bottles the liquor comes in. Than go to the medison cabinet and eat everything in there also. I think that should do it but just in case go into the garage find some sort of rope or something and hang yourself from the rafters. Wala, your dead. Be sure to haunt me.
-Ich bein Frau Haislett
|19 Sep 2007||A||dont buy online kit. they dont work.|
|12 Sep 2007||cannedpoo||Drink sugary drinks until you lapse into a deadly diabetic coma|
|01 Sep 2007||brittney||yesterday i was on my computer and my ex came. i was happy. i got a game. lets all try to guess his name. no its not mouchette. its a common american name.try to guess. hmmm.....tom?george....john...Errrh! wrong! play please!|
|01 Sep 2007||brittney....potion girl||hi again. its me the one with the good life. im not like the god girl maggie. im real. but also my storys. i had a vision that she...thou princess of stories shal reserect to the knolege...times are diffrent today. a new caracter will rise. and step in. i shal be the junior to help my mother/father from the cast away. wat im sayin is help phil get his mojo back!|
|01 Sep 2007||brittney....potion girl||hi everyone. im brittney. 8th grader. 13 and here. im latin. duh. i dont plan to do suicide cuz my life is so cool but if anyone cares i gotta myspace. firstname.lastname@example.org so add me. how i found this? i googled suicide when 13. cool i guess. im real. hay phil are you arond. i know ur like gay but u sound hot. so yeah. i can bring lucy c. back. i got a magic potion. PHOOF! reserect and tell storys! in words of the outsiders...lets do it for johnny!-tom cruise|
|30 Aug 2007||yujiao||I think none has better answer than me so far: go play World of Warcraft. If you get addicted, like millions of others do, you will probably stop thinking about suicide cuz the game has become your life, your new hope.
On the other hand, if you never thought about suicide and get addicted, you might develop mental illness and addiction and want to kill your self. hahahaha
|16 Aug 2007||Jack||rub lots and lots of honey all over your body and go for a walk in the woods. look for a bear.|
|15 Aug 2007||yesterday the milk went bad. if i drink it maybe it will poison me and i will die.|
|15 Aug 2007||JR||WATCHING A FULL TELETTUBBIES SHOW, AND AN INSPECTOR DERRICK EPISODE IN A ROW. IF STILL ALIVE, ADD ANY NIGHT PROGRAMM ABOUT HUNTING.
|11 Aug 2007||Voldemort||Ask one of my death eaters to finish you.|
|11 Aug 2007||fred||eat legos|
|07 Aug 2007||Yusuf Kajee||hung your self with your school tie!!!|
|22 Jul 2007||Voldemort||Avada Kedavra!
Easy, painless guaranteed.
|19 Jul 2007||Voldemort||don't kill yourself until the final Harry Potter book comes out.|
|23 Jun 2007||try tickeling yourself
|11 May 2007||MATT||Matt says eat 200 lbs. of chocolate it gives you an overdose of LSD.|